Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

I’m happy to inform you that here in the Netherlands this terminology question has already been settled for us by our prime minister. According to him, we will be living in a anderhalvemetersamenleving, a “1.5-metre/5-feet society”, for the foreseeable future. I fully expect the rest of the world to follow this coinage pronto.

'Mericans aren't gonna use no namby-pamby panty-waist commie Euro-units.

Gonna go with "gatorlength."

As in, "Cletus, you'd best stay a gatorlength away from me."

thing about it is if I use the phrase trying times it sounds mellifluous and wonderful, of a piece with my tone and tongue and not at all jarringly

but if you hear it in your own local accent or with a tin ear or whatever that cannot be helped but should be lamented imo

I'm using "with all that's going on" with some success but I'm not 100% happy with it.

This thread needs a part II; like the last-x-movies thread a couple of years ago, if you want to check to see if something's already come up, it takes five minutes and your computer will probably freeze the first time.

(Turned out I was checking on something that turned up three days ago, so loading the whole thread was unnecessary: "the new normal," which is back with a vengeance, ready to challenge Lil Nas X for most weeks at #1.)

The combination "off of"

fucking otm alfred, one of the very best posts in this entire thread

also, “inside of” and “outside of”

outside of a few exceptions?

deems

I keep saying writers use "based off of" and I think, uh, don't your prose triggers sound? Even if you didn't know the correct phrase is "based on" in most cases, "based off of" is the visual equivalent of a booger in a pint glass.

saying = seeing

All those needless "of"s are present in common speech. Like many double negatives that are used simply for more emphatic negation, they're essentially harmless 'pillow words', unworthy of your ire. When they appear in formal settings, they are mere slips into vulgarity.

off've is not only fine, its good

I like "based off of". The alliteration of the voiceless and voiced fricative sounds great.

In poetry.

nah, anytime

they're essentially harmless 'pillow words', unworthy of your ire.

they’re like jamming 14 eggs into a carton made for 12

Who made the carton in that analogy?

jesus

divinely mandated, eh?

hosanna in eggshell sits

that... that's just... I have no words

"Off of" is the only way in Our Queen's English to explain which TV programme you've seen an actor in before.

What's wrong with 'from'?

Exactly, you need a from

"that's him from off of The Bill"

Didn't Based Offov used to play up front for Bulgaria?

I believe The Man Off Of UNCLE was one of the most popular TV shows of the 60s.

ricky gervaise offive the office

'From' is kind of clunky, the Scottish 'fae' is much more elegant.

Round our way it's 'frae'

Indeed.

outside of a horse, a dog is man’s best friend. inside of a horse it’s too dark to see.

- bob marley

I need an around the frae girl

Bamboo earrins

based off of is good and correct

im professional sub editor, i sub it in even if its not there

With "off" being transitive I thought it didn't need "of," but I defer to you.

rhythmic necessity

Based af.

deems is correct, english has no actual rules except what feels good, to me
— bob marley again

Don't let dem fool ya

Emancipate yourself off of mental slavery

- Bob Marley

dreadful quotes

lolz! xp

Get into my dreams
Get off of my car

Get Offa my Dike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWXnVOgzqvc

based off of = based on?

"based off of" helps suggest that additional weird elements have crept in