til that there's an American remake of No Activity starring Jesse Plemons, Jason Mantzoukas, Cristin Milioti, Bob Odenkirk, Amy Sedaris, Chris Gethard, JK Simmons and Joe Mangianello, that still stars the Australian lead and is still entirely directed and substantially written by the Australian writer/director
― donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link
https://img.moviepostershop.com/black-marble-movie-poster-1980-1020232859.jpg
The Black Marble, 1980
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 April 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
the marketing campaign wrote itself the moment the studio learned they'd locked down JOSEPH WAMBAUGH
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 April 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
I’ve always wanted to see that one but it seems to be available nowhere.
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Sunday, 12 April 2020 01:57 (four years ago) link
In contrast to conventionally heroic fictional policemen, Wambaugh brought a gritty texture to his flawed police characters.
― pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2020 02:38 (four years ago) link
WAMBAUGH
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 12 April 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link
RIP Mort Drucker
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/04/10/obituaries/10Drucker6/09Drucker6-superJumbo.jpg
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/09/arts/mort-drucker-dead.html?smid=em-share
― S-, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 06:23 (four years ago) link
RIP Brian Dennehy
https://fffmovieposters.com/wp-content/uploads/53043.jpg
The Check Is in the Mail..., 1985
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE1NDY0NDk3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTAzMTM3NA@@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,666,1000_AL_.jpg
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link
carl!
― donald failson (sic), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
btw if that works
― donald failson (sic), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
Someone suggested this one to me on my Letterboxd list version of this thread, so why not:
https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/8JOzt7uFZyshcuzCBmYU6CDJL4D.jpg
The Rules of the Game, 1939
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Criterion covers...
https://www.theraffon.net/~spookcentral/tcpmedia/iwannaholdblu01.jpg
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
Sorel is getting v far from the remit of the thread imo, but it's nice to look at, so
― Elon's musk (sic), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link
That Rules of the Game cover is wild.
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:58 (four years ago) link
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SmCj_suiRHY/XrGkCv5Ox_I/AAAAAAAAOCc/QmM88jFAGOcpD8cgeQVq-KWqG3Rs2R8ywCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/American%2BTickler.jpg
American Tickler, 1977
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
"The Grateful For Any Time Players", hmm
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/PPZBPQr.jpg
Ok, look. I see what's happening here, but that's not the Joan Summer I was looking for.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link
Taking of Pelham looks like it could be a MAD fold-in.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 May 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
anyway, back to the hits.
Hometown U.S.A. (1979)https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BN2MyODNlYzYtMTU3Ni00NDAxLWE0NTctMjFiMzFmZmJiYjBjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzc5MjA3OA@@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,658,1000_AL_.jpg
― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 May 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
7 months late on this one, but i bet the movie title C.O.D. stands for CarOl Davis, who is a star of the film!
― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 May 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
Swap Meethttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYmQ1MDljMjEtYzE5OS00MDI4LTk1MTMtZmIzY2QyOWI4MzkwXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg
Scavenger Hunthttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMmEzY2I1NGYtOWJlYS00Y2ZkLWJkMTYtMDY3MWU2MGM0MGZlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjI4MjA5MzA@._V1_.jpg
beat midnight madness to screens by a year!
― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 May 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51y5T2PbxbL._SY445_.jpg
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 7 May 2020 10:32 (four years ago) link
Y'all ready for this?
https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/xjLdD0BkbLKXO9HI6jeveVJ1suM.jpg
Meatballs III: Summer Job, 1986
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/eoMBHQLUny9jyyHM7fQBubSABs3.jpg
The Pink Chiquitas, 1987
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
https://alchetron.com/cdn/Rebel-High-images-8147d397-93fb-4ff2-a757-87dbac894ab.jpg
Rebel High, 1987
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PX010M55L._AC_.jpg
The Mystery of the Million Dollar Hockey Puck, 1975
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
https://pics.filmaffinity.com/the_park_is_mine_tv-164637507-large.jpg
The Park is Mine, 1986
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
https://www.filmonpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/WelcomeToBloodCity_onesheet_UK-1-500x738.jpg
Welcome to Blood City, 1977
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
And finally, while I am not always a fan of self-conscious modern day attempts at the style, this is a decent attempt:
https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/uM0kH9ekRAoMccB5AsmVxduJ12w.jpg
Ryan's Babe, 2000
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
That Drew Struyzan Meatballs III poster is so beautifully painted. I daresay more care and craft was expended on it than the movie itself.
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
the Rebel High one looks like it was done as a collaboration between Struzan and Sienkiewicz, in about three hours
― Elon's musk (sic), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
A dog lifting its leg to pee on something seems like it should be a bigger staple of these posters.
― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link
Every time this thread pops up I think of the Tuna Fishin' poster from Mr. Show.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BM2NlY2I2ODctY2QxZi00NjRmLTlmYmItN2UwNGRjNGY2NDMxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_UY1200_CR80,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:33 (four years ago) link
is that poster by Sam Viviano?
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:56 (four years ago) link
someone please change their user name to "the 'm*a*s*h' of socialized medicine!"
― na (NA), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
King Kung Fu needs the "NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH KING KONG" sticker. i'm confused. that would help.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 12 May 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
Related matter: how many of these movies are copycats and/or homages to previous successful films? The mockbuster phenomenon is as old as the film industry.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
for the comedies it's gotta be like 95% - the sheer profit ratio and low barrier-to-entry of M*A*S*H, American Graffiti, Smokey and the Bandit, Animal House and Airplane! made a spree of ripoffs inevitable for each one.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:18 (four years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjAyNDA1MDc3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTgxOTM2NA@@._V1_UY1200_CR84,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
^ The Night They Raided Minsky's, 1968
― Bleeqwot (sic), Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzE4Njg1NzctOTljMC00MzBkLTk1NzMtZGI1YjhlMzI0Y2E3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4NzE2NjE@._V1_UY1200_CR110,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
Flush, 1982
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:30 (four years ago) link
Came up in that search. Hadn't seen one of these for this film before...
https://s.hdnux.com/photos/61/77/22/13104278/3/rawImage.jpg
Fast Times At Ridgemont High, 1982
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:34 (four years ago) link
actually it seems like it was just being called "Fast Times" there? Must have been a really early poster?
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 22 May 2020 05:52 (four years ago) link
Looking closer at the bottom right corner, it says "Printed In England", so I guess it's the Brit poster?
Lads?
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 06:19 (four years ago) link
https://www.blackhorrormovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Old-Dracula-large.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Vampiraposter.jpg
Old Dracula/Vampira, 1974
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 06:28 (four years ago) link
Count Dracula is an old vampire who, because of his advanced age, is forced to host tours of his castle to get new victims. In an attempt to revive his long-lost love, Vampira, Dracula sets out to collect blood from the bevy of Playboy Playmates living at his castle. However, one of the Playmates whose blood is drained is black, turning the revived Vampira into a black woman.Dracula enthralls the hapless Marc to collect blood from three white women in hopes of restoring Vampira's original skin color. Dracula transfuses the blood into her but she is unchanged; however, her bite turns Dracula black. Marc and his love Angela race to destroy Dracula but are taken aback upon seeing Dracula's new skin tone. Their surprise gives the vampires time to slip away to catch a flight to Rio for Carnival.
Dracula enthralls the hapless Marc to collect blood from three white women in hopes of restoring Vampira's original skin color. Dracula transfuses the blood into her but she is unchanged; however, her bite turns Dracula black. Marc and his love Angela race to destroy Dracula but are taken aback upon seeing Dracula's new skin tone. Their surprise gives the vampires time to slip away to catch a flight to Rio for Carnival.
this sounds appalling, appalling, and also I must see it
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:50 (four years ago) link
that sounds like it would be extremely fun to see in a pub
― Bleeqwot (sic), Friday, 22 May 2020 10:33 (four years ago) link