Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"I aint got time to bleed."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"And now you have herpes"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have pictures of baby SEALS!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

anything, as long as it's in the swedish chef's voice.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Looks like Christgau was wrong again."

― p@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

literally any line "Peace Frog"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

*from

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

BEL BIV DEVOE

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Autobots, roll out!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

"COBRA!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

"SHAI HALUD!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Slam your body down and zig a zig ahhh"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

― Bnad (Bnad), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

HONGRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

Hehe, now I know what she means by "Pearly Dewdrops Drops" ......

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

"THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS.... HOOOOOOO!!!!!"

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

'I'm 20 deep, my boys are coming.'"

― The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, Jesus, I'm sorry.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"HALT. HAMMERZEIT"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

also, nickalicious wins.

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 14th, 2003.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(must be said in alan partridge voice)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

"pwned!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

*Legend of Zelda puzzle solved sound*

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

although Michael White arguably wins harder:

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

-- n.a. (nu...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

Shoving your dick in one?

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), August 26th, 2004.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Dad's right, Sis, you're better than Mom!"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

IT BURNS IT BURNS

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

BUSTA RHYMES

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

"you're it"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

"1 comment by ned raggett"

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

but i think this may actually be it

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Surrender Dorothy!"

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

It was a sacrifice the Island demanded.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

"...the American people have got to understand..."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'M KIL-ROY

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

"You're fired!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

"The investigation will continue tomorrow"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Remember the name! *insert own name*"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

"FINISH HIM!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think "FATALITY" would be even better

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

"Why is Daddy hurting Mommy?!?!"

"And..... way to go. Now you have a baby."

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"no whammies, no whammies, no whammies...... STOP!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

― Clothing the Gotterdammerung Doors (noodle vague), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I occasionally suffer from really bad coital cephalgia but rather predictably this just means I say the usual type stuff but in a different tone.

― jimn (jimnaseum), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Amen"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAinhkyS8fs

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ah, bisto!

― boom! i fucked your hard-drive (don), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rereading this thread from the beginning is like stumbling on a pile of old yearbooks. Dirty, dirty yearbooks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

"that's the least gentrified area of Manhattan"

― Sir Tehrance HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

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