2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long

Madonna Ciccone, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

For those who haven't yet noticed, the odds of Biden being the Democratic nominee against Donald J. Trump currently are calculated at 99% by fivethirtyeight. Meanwhile, the poll of ilxors at the head of this thread favored Sanders over Biden by 110 to 21.

If there is a point to all this anguish over how awful Joe Biden is, other than the emotional emesis of people in denial, who wish-wish-WISH Sanders was winning the nomination, then I'm hoping someone will explain the practical import of all this outpouring of stomach acids and partly digested facts and nonsense - in terms of who will be living in the White House come January 25, 2021. Cuz it won't be anyone but Biden or Trump, unless one of them dies.

of course there's no point, we don't post for reasons

I have been inside for a month and I'm on a fucking hairtrigger there's no point to any of this I'm just addicted to being furious

why should there be a goddamn point, you yourself said it doesn't matter, I'm entitled to do things that don't fucking matter

for the record I hope Joe Biden and Donald Trump die, ideally tomorrow

xp - then would you please discover that it is just as possible to drink raw sewage or hit yourself on the head with a hammer for no reason at all? thanks.

Which of those will let me die sooner

For fuck’s sake, you clod

I know I want to die but you don’t have to want me to die, posting is harmless by comparison

You come hit me with the hammer if it’s such a good idea

Come murder me in my damn house Aimless come right fucking over

I love you silby

Free me from this garbage word, I’ll cum when you do

*world

I read this great Mishima story about a guy committing seppuku, distressingly erotic, seems cool

Would you cum when you killed me Aimless

Wouldn’t it be great for me to be dead and for us to just cum and cum into my pooling brain matter

cmon man you're giving me blue balls here

when are you going to come to my house and murder me on my doorstep so I can get the release I fucking crave

love you but think you should stop

stop now

I didn't start it for the record

at the root of most situations: a would-be tough guy obsessed with his cocksmanship.

god that's the last thing I'm obsessed with

much more obsessed with dying at any rate

I decided to do a jigsaw puzzle tonight!

Did I miss anything?

Not widely known that this is about posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x11NA63gLDM

who will be living in the White House come January 25, 2021. Cuz it won't be anyone but Biden or Trump, unless one of them dies.

While this is true, there is a slim but maybe growing possibility that Biden is unable to go forward and may need to be replaced, if for any reason at some point either his mental or physical health is discovered to be an issue in any way. Unlikely? sure, but it may be a possibility

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xp

I read this great Mishima story about a guy committing seppuku, distressingly erotic, seems cool

― silby, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Patriotism is one of the all-time great short stories.

I was going to post the (excellent) short film but I don't wish to feed silby's current state - hope you feel more positive toward life and reach out to the folks you like best, silby.

guilty wtf lol's @ Aimless pvmnic telling someone to "drink raw sewage" (?)

fellas we're only a few weeks into this thing!

anyway Silby I hope you did not do that and today goes better

is the presumptive Democratic nominee weighing in on this WI situation or nah

he's actually in a meeting with tom friedman right now, i believe

they're talking about the 1950s

i am actually on board with the idea of not shitting on joe biden all the time, given that he is what we have.

but goddammit, joe is asking for people to shit in his mouth.

What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out — and then check out the full episode at https://t.co/t11Fa0CorE or wherever you get your podcasts. pic.twitter.com/AfL018UA4h

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 7, 2020

he's gonna fucking lose if he doesn't figure out to be a normal human being. i blame whatever advisors are telling him this is a good idea. you can't blame an old-timer for not really understanding what a podcast is. you might fault him for not understanding that this might not be the best time to roll out a podcast episode by hyping it up with a fig newton + PBJ trivia teaser. but someone he has hired to guide him, SOMEONE, must know this is idiotic

the worst since Humphrey? Or worse than HH?

"I found out John Kerry has the same addiction - "peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"

smh

Is this senior citizen outreach?

Gotta pick up that important “senior citizens who are swing voters and actively listen to podcasts” segment

I would contributed to a GoFundMe to get that guy a fucking teleprompter, and an assistant with a cattle prod who will jab him every time he departs from the script in a folksy manner

jeez

do you think operating less than a third of the usual number of polling places is going to a) increase or b) decrease the number of voters at each Wisconsin location

― donald failson (sic), Monday, April 6, 2020 5:42 AM (two days ago)

welp

Milwaukee will have five polling places tomorrow, instead of 180. Five! My mom, who's been waiting for her absentee ballot for ~a month, won't get to vote.

― geoffreyess, Tuesday, April 7, 2020 2:28 PM (yesterday)

is the presumptive Democratic nominee weighing in on this WI situation or nah

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, April 8, 2020 3:09 AM (one hour ago)

he has strong opinions (apologies for xpost from the Biden thread):

JOE BIDEN: “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and ... correct the public health.” pic.twitter.com/ufXFh5cAtY

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 7, 2020

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones https://t.co/9oy10KTQo1 pic.twitter.com/Ke76tDjlXo

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 7, 2020

LOL

shocking decision to move ahead with this

have you been noticing WI politics lately, treesh? they're in the full grasp of aggressively ultra-conservative nincompoops.

great thread the last couple of days!