2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long

Fred Hiatt and Colbert King, both still unaccountably not retired

Presumably it’d be way too obvious for Bezos to fire them and replace them with one of the clones budding off of his back

Worst backne ever

This thread is some of the grossest most nihilistic fanfic ever

I don’t see a downside in being nihilistic, we all know I’ll whine for six more months and then most likely fill in the bubble for Handsy Joe out of terror, which as we all know is the best way to rule.

Anyway when he loses I’ll have the consolation of being right

I thought Clinton would win and I can’t go through that again!

Better Things Aren’t Possible is a good slogan actually

my greatest political hope for America at this point is that I'm shot in a pogrom instead of starving to death

how's that for fanfic, fucko

brb getting a tattoo of Saint-Just

https://media.giphy.com/media/LPtp3yR0EiVc4/source.gif

It's as if I'm reading rejected Madonna lyrics for "Justify My Love"

:)

I do not get that reference, I don't know if that makes me more or less owned.

Madonna's a neolib coming after your Social Security

lol my social security that's a laugh, as if young people will exist in 40 years

Madonna Ciccone, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet

For those who haven't yet noticed, the odds of Biden being the Democratic nominee against Donald J. Trump currently are calculated at 99% by fivethirtyeight. Meanwhile, the poll of ilxors at the head of this thread favored Sanders over Biden by 110 to 21.

If there is a point to all this anguish over how awful Joe Biden is, other than the emotional emesis of people in denial, who wish-wish-WISH Sanders was winning the nomination, then I'm hoping someone will explain the practical import of all this outpouring of stomach acids and partly digested facts and nonsense - in terms of who will be living in the White House come January 25, 2021. Cuz it won't be anyone but Biden or Trump, unless one of them dies.

of course there's no point, we don't post for reasons

I have been inside for a month and I'm on a fucking hairtrigger there's no point to any of this I'm just addicted to being furious

why should there be a goddamn point, you yourself said it doesn't matter, I'm entitled to do things that don't fucking matter

for the record I hope Joe Biden and Donald Trump die, ideally tomorrow

xp - then would you please discover that it is just as possible to drink raw sewage or hit yourself on the head with a hammer for no reason at all? thanks.

Which of those will let me die sooner

For fuck’s sake, you clod

I know I want to die but you don’t have to want me to die, posting is harmless by comparison

You come hit me with the hammer if it’s such a good idea

Come murder me in my damn house Aimless come right fucking over

I love you silby

Free me from this garbage word, I’ll cum when you do

*world

I read this great Mishima story about a guy committing seppuku, distressingly erotic, seems cool

Would you cum when you killed me Aimless

Wouldn’t it be great for me to be dead and for us to just cum and cum into my pooling brain matter

cmon man you're giving me blue balls here

when are you going to come to my house and murder me on my doorstep so I can get the release I fucking crave

love you but think you should stop

stop now

I didn't start it for the record

at the root of most situations: a would-be tough guy obsessed with his cocksmanship.

god that's the last thing I'm obsessed with

much more obsessed with dying at any rate

I decided to do a jigsaw puzzle tonight!

Did I miss anything?

Not widely known that this is about posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x11NA63gLDM

who will be living in the White House come January 25, 2021. Cuz it won't be anyone but Biden or Trump, unless one of them dies.

While this is true, there is a slim but maybe growing possibility that Biden is unable to go forward and may need to be replaced, if for any reason at some point either his mental or physical health is discovered to be an issue in any way. Unlikely? sure, but it may be a possibility

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xp

I read this great Mishima story about a guy committing seppuku, distressingly erotic, seems cool

― silby, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Patriotism is one of the all-time great short stories.

I was going to post the (excellent) short film but I don't wish to feed silby's current state - hope you feel more positive toward life and reach out to the folks you like best, silby.