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― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
Morning.
I love working as a doctor and secretly whispering verses of the Quran into Boris Johnson's ear, secretly converting him to Islam. My boss can't do anything to stop me because he is quarantined and also because he's afraid of being called racist— Dr. HK (@HKesvani) April 7, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:24 (four years ago) link
Gove also revealed that, like Dominic Raab, he has not spoken to Johnson since he was taken to hospital in Sunday.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:14 (four years ago) link
Even stranger than that:
I’ve been talking to members of the prime minister’s team but not to the prime minister himself. The prime minister has a team around him who ensure that the work of government goes on.
If Gove and Raab aren't part of that team, who is?
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:15 (four years ago) link
the bilderberg group and the reverse vampires
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:17 (four years ago) link
It’s Cummings communicating over 5G.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:18 (four years ago) link
Former adviser to the PM Will Walden offers optimism about his condition:“His zest for life shines through, he’s a very strong guy, he’s immensely fit... so if anyone is in a good position mentally and physically to fight off this disease then he’s that guy”. @BBCr4today— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 7, 2020
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:24 (four years ago) link
BoJo's infamous zest for life pulling him through
oof
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:25 (four years ago) link
damning assessment
that immensely fat fit boris in fullhttps://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ay_115602095_1556804271.jpg?quality=90&strip=all
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:26 (four years ago) link
boris too zaftig to die
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:27 (four years ago) link
If he is just getting high on extra oxygen for the fuck of it, being immensely fit and all and not on a ventilator at all no sir, he's robbing someone else of a bed there. Patient BoJo not unlike Politician BoJo, or "human being" BoJo.
xp ooff
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:27 (four years ago) link
This reminds me of those Ben Garrison cartoons of Trump where some people see a version like that and not reality.
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:34 (four years ago) link
still really confused by the advice here:https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/self-isolation-advice/
If you have symptomsIf you have symptoms of coronavirus, you'll need to self-isolate for 7 days.After 7 days:if you do not have a high temperature, you do not need to self-isolateif you still have a high temperature, keep self-isolating until your temperature returns to normalYou do not need to self-isolate if you just have a cough after 7 days. A cough can last for several weeks after the infection has gone.
After 7 days:
if you do not have a high temperature, you do not need to self-isolateif you still have a high temperature, keep self-isolating until your temperature returns to normalYou do not need to self-isolate if you just have a cough after 7 days. A cough can last for several weeks after the infection has gone.
so like... literally the day after not having a fever? if my fever goes on the 6th day, i can go to the shops on day 7 or 8?
If you live with someone who has symptomsIf you live with someone who has symptoms, you'll need to self-isolate for 14 days from the day their symptoms started. This is because it can take 14 days for symptoms to appear.If more than 1 person at home has symptoms, self-isolate for 14 days from the day the first person started having symptoms.If you get symptoms, self-isolate for 7 days from when your symptoms start, even if it means you're self-isolating for longer than 14 days.If you do not get symptoms, you can stop self-isolating after 14 days.
If more than 1 person at home has symptoms, self-isolate for 14 days from the day the first person started having symptoms.
If you get symptoms, self-isolate for 7 days from when your symptoms start, even if it means you're self-isolating for longer than 14 days.
If you do not get symptoms, you can stop self-isolating after 14 days.
so if i live with someone who has symptoms, but i don't have them myself, i need to self-isolate for twice as long?
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:52 (four years ago) link
Yes, assumption is the incubation period is around 11 days from exposure with a few days as a safety measure.
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:57 (four years ago) link
i just find it mad that the NHS says i can go to the shops the day after experiencing no fever.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:58 (four years ago) link
you can keep buying things online throughout your illness and i would encourage you to do so
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:00 (four years ago) link
Gove refused to answers questions about whether Dominic Raab had been handed responsibilities for defence in case the UK came under attack while Johnson in intensive care.
God bless this monumentally stupid country.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:13 (four years ago) link
RIA Novosti's NHS mole is the advance guard so they know the precise moment to send the T-14s in.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:15 (four years ago) link
I’m not sure the trident codes will help against the Russian bots inciting a return to the telegram era though inciting violence against anything with an antenna.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:17 (four years ago) link
In a move to reassure the public, Gove said the government was functioning well without the prime minister, who was admitted to St Thomas’ hospital on Sunday night.
gove getting in on the ids-endorsed 'shade the pm while he's unconscious' action
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:17 (four years ago) link
TBH either Hancock or Sunak being hospitalised would be more disruptive right now and Hancock is giving every impression of bungling the whole thing. The work of government can actually go on without the PM even in a global crisis.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 08:59 (four years ago) link
Loving this begging:
Journalists, production staff, printers and distributors work 24/7 to deliver the country’s brilliant newspapers - providing a lifeline of trusted information for millions during this crisis. A paper costs less than a cup of coffee. Do your bit. #buyapaper pic.twitter.com/3bbwNksqWk— Ryan Sabey (@ryansabey) April 7, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:48 (four years ago) link
providing a lifeline of trusted information for millions
Eh, just look at the results on livescore.com
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:52 (four years ago) link
Political Correspondent, The Sun
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:55 (four years ago) link
a paper costs less than a cup of coffeewhy not put your life at risk by leaving the house to buy one
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link
don't think he factored in that everyone is making coffee at home at the moment, probably costs about 11p per cup or something
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 09:59 (four years ago) link
In other news The Evening Standard was delivered to my door 😷
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:01 (four years ago) link
Gove apparently self-isolating.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:03 (four years ago) link
Lol
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:03 (four years ago) link
Gove is the one I really want to see struggling into a hospital tbh
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:04 (four years ago) link
Yeah but is he ill?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:04 (four years ago) link
It's not self-isolating if everybody hates you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link
No he isn't ill, sending thoughts and prayers tho'
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:05 (four years ago) link
I'm beginning to think there is a God after all.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
dan S, don't read this
agent COVID-19, pls get sarah vine
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:15 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:21 (four years ago) link
One of John Cale's best songs that, "Dying on the Vine".
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:22 (four years ago) link
welp
Labour has just released a statement about a video meeting that its new leader, Sir Keir Starmer, and his deputy, Angela Rayner, had earlier with representatives of the UK Jewish community from the Board of Deputies of British Jews, the Jewish Leadership Council, the Community Security Trust and the Jewish Labour Movement.After it was over Starmer said that he had used the meeting to stress his commitment to setting up an independent complaints process for the party, cooperating fully with the Equality and Human Rights Commission’s inquiry into Labour and getting reports on all outstanding cases sent to him personally on a weekly basis. He added:Over the last few years, we have failed the Jewish community on antisemitism. Labour is a proudly anti-racist party and, going forward, it will not be enough to ‘pass the test’ on antisemitism. We need to set new standards for best practice.In a joint statement after the meeting Board of Deputies president Marie van der Zyl, JLC chair Jonathan Goldstein, CST chair Gerald Ronson and JLM chair Mike Katz,said:While we would have fully understood the need to focus entirely on coronavirus at this time, Keir Starmer has already achieved in four days more than his predecessor in four years in addressing antisemitism within the Labour party.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:30 (four years ago) link
Gove has a family member with symptoms.
VINE VINE VINE please VINE
― santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:43 (four years ago) link
She's three steps ahead of Coronavirus already:
I don't trust WHO on this. If 6k actual doctors say #Hydroxychloroquine works, I'll take that over the opinion of an organisation that at every stage of this contagion has been at best sclerotic, at worst incompetent. https://t.co/ABdIZtOhwT— Sarah Vine (@WestminsterWAG) April 3, 2020
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link
nor sure how mouthwash is supposed to help
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link
i for one encourage sarah vine to purchase and consume large quantities of hydroxychloroquine, for science
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:52 (four years ago) link
30 compromised polycules
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 10:55 (four years ago) link
Didier Raoult, the French physician who's one of the original sources of Trump's dubious hydroxychloroquine #Covid19 "cure"... damn, just who IS it he reminds me of? pic.twitter.com/4KKGC0kpT5— Ian Penman (@pawboy2) April 7, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
trump only trusts doctors with a very specific lookhttps://i.ndtvimg.com/i/2018-05/harold-bornstein-facebook_650x400_61525239277.jpg
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
sarah vine for medical attention
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
lol, well-played vladimir
Vladimir Putin's telegram to Boris Johnson:"I am sure that your energy, optimism, and sense of humour will help you defeat the illness." https://t.co/PlNfJNNfZA pic.twitter.com/OzjspRfaHl— Roland Oliphant (@RolandOliphant) April 7, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
fuck sake drago himself wouldve stopped at optimism
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:21 (four years ago) link