love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg

— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

tbf he looks ill there

mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link

find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link

He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link

Without checking I feel I can guarantee Julia HB right now is pantomime rage tweeting about Corbyn not asking everyone to PRAY4BOJO

nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

borexit?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

Top irony that someone so chronically workshy wouldn’t put down the red boxes and concentrate fully on his own recovery.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link

IDS just declared Boris fit for work.

— Woland (@MrOMFGWTAF) April 6, 2020

groovypanda, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

lmao

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

Flip a coin on whether Raab is fucking loving this.

nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link

make it a double-headed doin because there’s no way that boxy-headed prick isn’t absolutely delighted

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link

It is a dark time for the Empire.

@WorstBlobby
12m
MAESTRO: FIRE UP THAT DICK WAND AND FEED BLOBY A TUNE

nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

Raab looked rattled, unlike a lot of them he seems to be aware of how incompetent he is, this doesn't make him less shit obvs.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

really wanna know what theresa may makes of this alarming turn of events

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

What incredibly strange wording from IDS here pic.twitter.com/JF1cKQB1BD

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 6, 2020

Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

First para reads like a leadership challenge.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

IDS is thick as fuck tbfttl

Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link

make it a double-headed doin

steady the fuck on there lad

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted

stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

i said what i said and i stand by it xp

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link

told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.

Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

didnt want it enough where was pogba


proper lol at this one

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

hey hopefully he’s in the best hands

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you

Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?

Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

The sound of one hand clapping.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS pic.twitter.com/aeNhTEKyDN

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 6, 2020

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link

Some context as UK PM Boris Johnson is admitted to intensive care:

A new report from @ICNARC found that of 690 UK covid patients admitted to ICU with a reported final outcome, 50% died and 50% lived https://t.co/W9Rg0z68Jf pic.twitter.com/kRSXCwZmz2

— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) April 6, 2020

megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link

following in Churchill's footsteps by dying

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link

So how likely is it that he was infected by Nadine Dorries?

ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

How many of the 690 were only admitted as a precaution tho statsboy

stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

insisting on shaking the hands of coronavirus patients a few weeks ago probably didn’t help tbf

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

Many with #COVID19 are felled by fatigue/temperature and use isolation to sleep+recover.
Boris has risked his health & worked every day on our behalf to lead the battle against this vile virus
Lets do our bit for him and @carriesymonds now. Send them our love #getwellsoonboris

— Nadine Dorries 🇬🇧 (@NadineDorries) April 6, 2020

Dorries is actually angry at the virus itself

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link

The Guilties Of Guilty Lane

nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

(xxp) He was just following the advice of his own government at the time - go out and infect yourself for Britain.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

Imagine how angry she’d be at someone who’d potentially passed it to him

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

A hero, sacrificing himself and 249,999 others for the economy.

ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

Dorries is actually angry at the virus itself

Raab was going all Churchillian (surprise surprise) earlier constantly talking about 'defeating' the virus - put 'em up, Rona, let's you and me rassle.

Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

For real, though, I am not sure who on the front bench would be preferable as PM, though I’m also not sure how many would have been cracked enough to go for the herd immunity play.

ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link

everyone on the front bench is a swivel-eyed maniac iirc

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link

Can we just have the bench?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

Churchill almost died in office too, is this what they mean by Churchillian

la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

I don’t want to spook Johnson, but Dermot Murnaghan is reading the news on Sky News tonight.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

Ideally they’d have someone with a military background to coordinate the effort, someone with foreign affairs experience to negotiate the choppy global waters, someone whose views on community Conservatism fit with the new policy landscape. It’s Tugendhat time.

ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

Quite the development

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

TUGMENTUM IS BACK BABY

bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

Lol Mara Wilson is retweeting Simon Hedges and talking about the Lib Dems, Mara post on ilx

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link


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