let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times
This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
tbf he looks ill there
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
Without checking I feel I can guarantee Julia HB right now is pantomime rage tweeting about Corbyn not asking everyone to PRAY4BOJO
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
borexit?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Top irony that someone so chronically workshy wouldn’t put down the red boxes and concentrate fully on his own recovery.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
IDS just declared Boris fit for work.— Woland (@MrOMFGWTAF) April 6, 2020
― groovypanda, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
lmao
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
Flip a coin on whether Raab is fucking loving this.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin because there’s no way that boxy-headed prick isn’t absolutely delighted
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
It is a dark time for the Empire.
@WorstBlobby12mMAESTRO: FIRE UP THAT DICK WAND AND FEED BLOBY A TUNE
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
Raab looked rattled, unlike a lot of them he seems to be aware of how incompetent he is, this doesn't make him less shit obvs.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
really wanna know what theresa may makes of this alarming turn of events
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
What incredibly strange wording from IDS here pic.twitter.com/JF1cKQB1BD— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 6, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
First para reads like a leadership challenge.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
IDS is thick as fuck tbfttl
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin
steady the fuck on there lad
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
i said what i said and i stand by it xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.
― Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
didnt want it enough where was pogba
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
hey hopefully he’s in the best hands
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
The sound of one hand clapping.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
https://e2.365dm.com/16/04/1600x900/kevin-keegan-rant-alex-ferguson_3455702.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS pic.twitter.com/aeNhTEKyDN— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Some context as UK PM Boris Johnson is admitted to intensive care:A new report from @ICNARC found that of 690 UK covid patients admitted to ICU with a reported final outcome, 50% died and 50% lived https://t.co/W9Rg0z68Jf pic.twitter.com/kRSXCwZmz2— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) April 6, 2020
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
following in Churchill's footsteps by dying
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
So how likely is it that he was infected by Nadine Dorries?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
How many of the 690 were only admitted as a precaution tho statsboy
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
insisting on shaking the hands of coronavirus patients a few weeks ago probably didn’t help tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
Many with #COVID19 are felled by fatigue/temperature and use isolation to sleep+recover. Boris has risked his health & worked every day on our behalf to lead the battle against this vile virusLets do our bit for him and @carriesymonds now. Send them our love #getwellsoonboris— Nadine Dorries 🇬🇧 (@NadineDorries) April 6, 2020
Dorries is actually angry at the virus itself
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
The Guilties Of Guilty Lane
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
(xxp) He was just following the advice of his own government at the time - go out and infect yourself for Britain.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link
Imagine how angry she’d be at someone who’d potentially passed it to him
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
A hero, sacrificing himself and 249,999 others for the economy.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
Raab was going all Churchillian (surprise surprise) earlier constantly talking about 'defeating' the virus - put 'em up, Rona, let's you and me rassle.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
For real, though, I am not sure who on the front bench would be preferable as PM, though I’m also not sure how many would have been cracked enough to go for the herd immunity play.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
everyone on the front bench is a swivel-eyed maniac iirc
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Can we just have the bench?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
Churchill almost died in office too, is this what they mean by Churchillian
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I don’t want to spook Johnson, but Dermot Murnaghan is reading the news on Sky News tonight.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
Ideally they’d have someone with a military background to coordinate the effort, someone with foreign affairs experience to negotiate the choppy global waters, someone whose views on community Conservatism fit with the new policy landscape. It’s Tugendhat time.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
Quite the development
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
TUGMENTUM IS BACK BABY
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Lol Mara Wilson is retweeting Simon Hedges and talking about the Lib Dems, Mara post on ilx
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link