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― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:41 (six years ago)
I will be praying.
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:42 (six years ago)
trying not to lol about this online too much in case, in an ironic twist, i too end up dying from the covid in a month or two but it's fuckin' difficult lads
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:43 (six years ago)
Mashing refresh on the RIA Novosti homepage.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:43 (six years ago)
Was about to say the Russians were telling the truth, it was the Tories who were lying.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:45 (six years ago)
My feeling is that karma is a bitch, so I would rather not snark beyond a certain point.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:45 (six years ago)
the more reason to take the joy as it comes bg
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:46 (six years ago)
suzy and dmac, the angel and the devil on my shoulder
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (six years ago)
well I’m no fan of his general political outlook, but I will give Keir Starmer credit for making his first act as leader of the opposition killing the prime minister— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 6, 2020
I would accept any egg on my face if I was to succumb to the rona after Bojo
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (six years ago)
I thought about this too but there's just no way I'm lucky enough to see two of my least favorite people dispatched within such short notice
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:49 (six years ago)
its pascals wager in reverse, loving boris dying isnt going to determine at all whether you get it or not so as well to get yr lols in first
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
xp harsh on bg there simon
damn what a way to find out i'm on simon's shitlist
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
Yes, that didn't quite read right.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
If I’m dying because of the virus boris spread I will not take any time to feel bad at the time I laughed at boris dying because of the virus boris spread
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (six years ago)
you know I heart you bizz xps
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (six years ago)
I thought he was referring to Pep's mum xp
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (six years ago)
heh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (six years ago)
in other news, i'm enjoying ian duncan smith's quiet disapproval of boris' failure to bootstrap his way out of the 'rona
I know him very well so I am deeply saddened really that it should come to this. He has obviously worked like mad to try and get through this but it’s not good enough so far.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:52 (six years ago)
didnt want it enough where was pogba
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:53 (six years ago)
Fucks sake Keir, now isn’t the time https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU8QfzTXYAEtLvl?format=jpg&name=large
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:54 (six years ago)
Lol
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:55 (six years ago)
let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times
This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:56 (six years ago)
tbf he looks ill there
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:58 (six years ago)
find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:59 (six years ago)
He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (six years ago)
Without checking I feel I can guarantee Julia HB right now is pantomime rage tweeting about Corbyn not asking everyone to PRAY4BOJO
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (six years ago)
borexit?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:05 (six years ago)
Top irony that someone so chronically workshy wouldn’t put down the red boxes and concentrate fully on his own recovery.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:06 (six years ago)
IDS just declared Boris fit for work.— Woland (@MrOMFGWTAF) April 6, 2020
― groovypanda, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (six years ago)
lmao
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (six years ago)
Flip a coin on whether Raab is fucking loving this.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:11 (six years ago)
make it a double-headed doin because there’s no way that boxy-headed prick isn’t absolutely delighted
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:14 (six years ago)
It is a dark time for the Empire.
@WorstBlobby12mMAESTRO: FIRE UP THAT DICK WAND AND FEED BLOBY A TUNE
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (six years ago)
Raab looked rattled, unlike a lot of them he seems to be aware of how incompetent he is, this doesn't make him less shit obvs.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (six years ago)
really wanna know what theresa may makes of this alarming turn of events
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (six years ago)
What incredibly strange wording from IDS here pic.twitter.com/JF1cKQB1BD— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 6, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (six years ago)
First para reads like a leadership challenge.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (six years ago)
IDS is thick as fuck tbfttl
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (six years ago)
make it a double-headed doin
steady the fuck on there lad
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (six years ago)
Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (six years ago)
i said what i said and i stand by it xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (six years ago)
told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.
― Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (six years ago)
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (six years ago)
Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (six years ago)
hey hopefully he’s in the best hands
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (six years ago)
stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (six years ago)
Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (six years ago)
If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (six years ago)