on my Facebook feed this morning: Daily Express story about the UK being due £350 billion in compensation from China for the rona; meme calling for the gov to enforce a total lockdown because people are scum.
Maybe I need to take a social media holiday
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link
nah i'd miss your fb youtube embeds
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
that express story is great tho, nothing like an unbridled expression of xenophobia to take the commoners' minds off the uk government's own continued failings
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:48 (four years ago) link
It's quite polite of China not to mention the Opium wars and the Boxer rebellion in every negotiation the UK govt has with them!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
These things are not forgotten in China, I can assure you (actually they are used by the government there to dismiss anything from the west, for example democracy, as a plot to destroy China)
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
Who can blame them?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link
If this is the degree of seriousness the Henry Jackson Society is now aiming for, long may it continue.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link
Bur-gone
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:02 (four years ago) link
I didn’t and wouldn’t vote for Burgon, but all the worst cunts on twitter are really weirdly obsessed with him. Couldn’t be me.
They call me meltThey call me right wingThey call me ToryThey call me lameThat's not my nameThat's not my nameThey call me KarenThat's worse than gammon, laugh at my hairstyleJust stop these slursThat's not my nameThat's not my nameThat's not my name— Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:04 (four years ago) link
<3
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 11:07 (four years ago) link
Hedges has been revitalised the last few days. So many narrative possibilities right now.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link
Is he dead yet?
I'd expected an EXCLUSIVE heartfelt and tearful story by LauraK, live from BoJo's bedside by now.
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link
If we need An RIP thread to speed things up, y'know...
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link
where is shakey now, when our need is greatest
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:19 (four years ago) link
Laura was being appropriately solemn sounding in her R4 report on Boris this morning.
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link
tfw yr side-piece is at death’s door and I need to report on it
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link
we've all been there
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:29 (four years ago) link
In these dark and uncertain times, I think back to the words of a British military hero I know Johnson has long admired.
https://i.postimg.cc/QCNy3hbs/FD6594-AA-2515-40-EA-B223-3-E1-AC41-D4-A58.jpg
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link
truly our national poet, thank u marine a for your service
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link
This is one of those good ideas that will never happen unless socialism
It’s surely common sense to create as much open space as possible to allow socially-distanced exercise. Let's open up golf courses to the public (there are 300,000 acres of them across UK) and give people more room to walk and run. Sign the petition:https://t.co/5g2SwOdr4H'— Caroline Lucas (@CarolineLucas) April 6, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link
The golf courses tend to not be where the people are, mind.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:08 (four years ago) link
Closing huge spacious parks (without actually implementing a full Italy-style lockdown) feels to me like the same logic as reducing the frequency of tube services, Lucas otm there should be more access to green space not less
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:08 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU38AOrWoAAu_jy?format=jpg
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:09 (four years ago) link
Golf courses in cities should be banned unless they're sited on grassed-over toxic waste dumps
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link
I noticed they were still ground maintenance staff cutting the grass at a local golf course the other day, key workers if you are a gammony golf nazi piece of shit!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:11 (four years ago) link
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
A lot of golf courses can already (and presumably still) be accessed by the public, at least, partially just by crossing into them from surrounding woodland (done it during a bunch of rambles over the years). Be curious to know just how many though.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link
Update from my right-wing cousin.
The UK will start to return to normal in the next 10 days after the peak is reached.
If Boris dies this could lead to civil unrest as love him or hate him he is a figure that people can rally around and Raab doesn't have that. If Raab dies too then there is a danger the UK may descend into chaos. People in parks are irresponsible
― anvil, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:22 (four years ago) link
I was feeling totally chill about the current situation before I learned that Dominic Raab is the only thing standing between us and the total collapse of society.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link
There's a chance Raab could die?
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link
The people in parks will see to that
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link
Co-raab-avirus
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:39 (four years ago) link
love him or hate him he is a figure that people can rally around
Have seen no evidence of this whatsoever, then again I don't read the Mail or have a Russian-funded Facebook feed
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
Raab's Power Graab.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
Need a walk today, wonder where the best place will be to avoid stop and search and a kicking
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link
i believe this was all foretold in the old testament? 'after the pestilence cometh the age of crustaceans' - domini craab = lord of the crabs
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:45 (four years ago) link
Guy N Smith tried to tell us
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link
this is 5G-level thinking
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink
That is true of say inner cities, but not so of other places.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:01 (four years ago) link
How far down the line of succession is Lord Buckethead?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link
So in the unlikely event of Queenie, Chaz, Wills, Harry + associated kids all dying, does Andrew become King? Yes I've seen King Ralph btw
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:10 (four years ago) link
I'm just the messenger. We're approaching a return to normality alongside a societal breakdown
― anvil, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
what if they're both the same?
https://i.imgflip.com/1l8thn.jpg
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:16 (four years ago) link
James Meadway on 'Labour's legal turn'https://www.thesocialreview.co.uk/2020/04/05/labours-legal-turn/
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
There’s no point to engaging with that shit but this is one case where I would be tempted to remind them they said that in, say, 21 days, before asking them to shut the fuck up about everything forever xps
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
BREAKING:· David Lammy, Shadow Justice· John Healey, Shadow Defence· Ed Miliband, Shadow BEIS· Emily Thornberry, Shadow International Trade· Jonathan Reynolds, Shadow Work and Pensions· Rebecca Long-Bailey, Shadow Education— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
· Jo Stevens, Shadow Digital, Culture, Media and Sport· Bridget Philipson, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury· Luke Pollard, Shadow DEFRA· Steve Reed, Shadow Communities and Local Government· Thangam Debbonaire, Shadow Housing— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
· Jim McMahon, Shadow Transport· Preet Gill, Shadow International Development· Louise Haigh, Shadow Northern Ireland (interim)· Ian Murray, Shadow Scotland· Nia Griffith, Shadow Wales· Marsha de Cordova, Shadow Women and Equalities— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
· Andy McDonald, Shadow Employment Rights and Protections · Rosena Allin-Khan, Shadow Minister for Mental Health · Cat Smith, Shadow Minister for Young People and Voter Engagement · Lord Falconer, Shadow Attorney General— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) April 6, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link
Seems ok.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
ian murray
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:40 (four years ago) link