love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

I don’t watch any of his videos but apparently he looked rough in the last one?

looking rough is part of his #brand iirc

I've been sceptical about that myself and still am tbh .. never a trust a f/t tory bullshitter who says they have the rona until they are actually dead imo!

boris take the die-of-corona challenge

He’ll be fine, they’re probably kicking a 20-year-old off a ventilator as we speak just in case boris’s sniffles worsen

the tv networks are showing footage of boris, and at first i thought it was footage of him coming down with the rona, but i’ve just realised he always looks like like he’s coming down with something

Last PM to die in office was Lord Palmerston, who died on 18 October 1865, aged 80 (two days before his 81st birthday), it's been quite a while, guess we're due one sooner or later.

 Campbell-Bannerman got pretty close

Thatcher too

(xp) He actually died in 10 Downing Street!

Wasn't Eden almost technically dead a few times in office? He was a fucking wreck!

Braindead.

thatcher was never alive in Downing Street tbf

lads

Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator 🤔 https://t.co/24nAgenm5f

— max seddon (@maxseddon) April 5, 2020

Russians lovin' it.

what is dead may never die

xxp, but also could be xp

seems legit

fuck maybe his sniffles worsened

Is that the name of their dog?

Russia’s main state news agency claims it has a “source close to the leadership of the NHS” who says Boris Johnson is being put on a ventilator


I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

Are we sure it's not just a massive bong?

This was the topic most full of cunts - https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Hope%20Boris%22&src=trend_click

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 5 April 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Well yes I'm sure if you search it like that ofc you are going to get plenty of get well etc. But note the odd threats and aggression if you are not toeing the line.

big ben MUST bong for boris

selfish bastard needs to stop taking up space if he's going to die soon anyway

beautiful pic.twitter.com/2bw2XwVTJO

— NumberGoDown (@DownNumber) April 5, 2020

pic.twitter.com/UBpCT1VBBh

— Loki (@Lokinash06) April 5, 2020

Can't spell Downing Street without DNR

Guardian suggesting the 17.5m tests they’d bought to check whether people had previously had coronavirus might be about 50% accurate.

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2020/apr/05/retired-senior-judge-sir-john-laws-dies-after-contracting-coronavirus

John "Cummings' uncle" Laws down now, they're dropping like fucking flies!

Guardian suggesting the 17.5m tests they’d bought to check whether people had previously had coronavirus might be about 50% accurate.

(xp) Tough for working class anti-establishment figure Dominic Cummings to lose his uncle, retired senior judge, Sir John Laws.

This could wipe out a generation of cunts, clearing space for more cunts to fill the gap

truly our most reliable renewable resource

me rn

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/933394218323759104/fkdxldtq_400x400.jpg

irl lol

the rona doesn't give a fuck about class lines or race, that's basically the only reason it's managed to bring the whole show down. When Cummings said if some pensioners die then too bad he didn't mean his uncle... ohh the humanity!

Would this count as death by misadventure?

Pretty sure the rona is still disproportionately killing poorer people here and around the world tbh

yeah i was thinking it might take out disproportionately many republicans in the US because of where they tend to get their news/who the governor of their state is, etc., and then i remembered how the world works.

Indeed, Boris very much letting the side down here.

xxp

I meant in terms of who it infects, of course posh bastards get better medical treatment and the finest bespoke ventilators!

nah I knew what you meant bud just clarifying inequality under capitalism kills people

everyone tweeting good wishes to boris johnson with a union jack in their name looks like this pic.twitter.com/4ptWIb5ckP

— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) April 5, 2020

Not far off it. My sister posted that he was in hospital - on Facebook - just for news, not that she cares about Boris Johnson, and she had four of these hideous fat balding ex-mods she knows, who are all Rangers fans and voted Tory, posting crying emojis *boke*

conspiracy theory: Johnson's already dead, but the announcement has been held back to avoid undue numbers of people partying in the park over the weekend

What’s the protocol on days of national ‘mourning’ here? Would be a shame if it overlapped with Easter.

Shame on everyone, you might not personally like Boris Johnson but imagine his unborn child growing up without a fath-

tbf he would have died anyway

Scottish CMO has resigned

National day of mourning is a tricky one, something seems not quite right about only being able to watch online as they yeet him in a routemaster and drive it into the thames