Increasingly Familiar Apple Lust Objects for 2016 and onwards

button go click

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

I've resisted adapting to new kinds of smartphones since they invented smartphones, I don't really understand being resistant to such a degree that you would literally just cling to dying hardware rather than teach yourself some new tricks / tolerate a dongle / get used to a slightly bigger screen

I have both new (X) and old (SE) phones and I simply prefer the SE design. shrug.ascii.art

I tried adapting to a bigger screen when the 6 came out. Hurt my hand. Went to the SE as soon as that came out. I don’t care to try again.

I’m a small-handed individual and I don’t need a phone to be any bigger than this.

otm all of you. I don't need the phone to be any more capable than this, either, at present.

The industrial design of the 6 onward is pretty repulsive, sucked lozenges and camera warts.

The iPhone 9 (that's what I think it will be called) has been rumoured for months now. It's little more than an iPhone 8 with a spec bump. The 8 will probably only get iOS updates for another three years so Apple doesn't want to sell it much longer. The main upgrade will likely be an A13 processor - same as the current iPhone 11 series. Other than that, just minor updates, perhaps slight improvements to reception, battery life, and the camera. The nice rose gold color option is expected to be dropped. I'm guessing the high-gloss finish will be replaced by the dull glass back as on the 11 series, which will make the Apple Store staff happy. Pricing may be about $50 or £50 less than the 8 too.

I hope they don't call it the SE or SE 2; this is in no way a successor to the iPhone SE. It was nice that it was relatively cheap, but people bought it because it was small and light. I've long been hoping Apple would give us something close to SE size but with a iPhone X/11 type screen that filled the available space with only tiny bezels, but that hope has all but flickered out. At least the smallest version of the upcoming iPhone 12 is rumoured to be smaller than the 11 Pro, with a 5.4" down from 5.8". The feature set will be more like the non-Pro iPhone 11 though, but with an OLED screen and 5G. These were supposed to be launched in autumn as usual, but of course the covid-19 outbreak may cause delays or dropped features.

if these rumours are true, it's an affront to the SE name

https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/15/21221918/iphone-se-announcement-apple-price-specs-release-date-features

Apart from the size this looks amazingly good

fine I guess

I hated the size of the 8... but still, I ordered this. sigh

yes, a phone we can all learn to love resenting

sold

imagine reading this offhand aside six months ago

The SE’s lower cost and Touch ID sensor may have slightly more appeal than usual, especially as people realize that they’ll be wearing masks more often.

fuck your too big, no headphone jack having phone

4.7" fuck of

if my actual SE dies completely I'm replacing it with another one off eBay. I should probably buy one now and put it in the freezer.

probably will end up having to get the watch just to get a thing that's not too big for my widdle hands

i don't want something that's too big for my pockets! this thing fits perfectly in the whatchamacallit front jean watch pocket and i don't wanna put it in my rear pocket where I'll sit on it or my front pocket where it will jab my balls

i have the max and love the massive size. doesnt turn sideways in my front pocket

but my balls!

the max will protect them

i am not seeing this feature on the website

Face ID no work with maskies

https://9to5mac.com/2020/04/08/iphone-how-to-use-face-id-with-mask/

how can I trade in my old phone (given all retail outlets closed)?

If you’re buying from Apple they typically give you a grace period on trade-in, or at least they did on my plan. I think most companies will — they just send you a padded box/envelope to return the old phone

the back of my SE is pretty scratched up. not deep gouges or anything, just surface level scratching from being thrown onto tables etc. think I'll get away with saying it's in good condition?

probably just sell it on ebay. think post offices still open

Mine is already earmarked (sans SIM card) for my 11-year-old

could maybe pick up an 11-year-old on ebay and go down that route instead

check the returns policy

hey it’s a sucked lozenge with a camera wart, surprise

if you're buying a new phone, Apple will give you a $130 credit for an iPhone 7, but only $30 for the SE lololol

I will double that offer tbh

Interesting that they've brought back the flat metal sides found on the iPhone 5 (and original SE) for the iPad Pro. Rumor has it they may also feature on the next flagship iPhone model. Meanwhile the new SE gets the rounded sides.

the whole point of the SE is to put updated specs in a form that they know well and have been cranking out for years.

the whole point of the SE is to put updated specs in a form that they know well and have been cranking out for years.

wasnt sure if o nate was serious

Pickup:
Apple Store Pickup is currently unavailable

Delivery:
Currently unavailable

:(

ah I see it:

Pre-order from 1:00 pm on 17.04.

what size you going for TH?

i'm getting the biggest one - i always fool myself that i don't need the space and i always do

Only one size this time

Oh you mean storage

indeed!

I'm ordered the smallest one in protest.

"could maybe pick up an 11-year-old on ebay and go down that route instead"

ebay closed it's child trafficking category