i finally sent my resignation email today, which is the task accomplished that's allowed me to self-justified boozing it up for the rest of the day.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:48 (four years ago) link
oh and i bought a lottery ticket, apparently the pubs are still open in Sweden
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link
FB chat with my kids are so real right now thank you based virus
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
also getting shithot at Freecell
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
ow my head
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:49 (four years ago) link
Whose bright idea was it to put that ghoul Whitty on the adverts? I've got chairs with more presence.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:51 (four years ago) link
looks-wise he is memorably unlike the ppl you usually see in adverts -- viz he resembles the mekon's ghost -- so maybe that was the thinking. but then there's also voice-wise…
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:55 (four years ago) link
‘this is a public service announcement that baw-heided weirdos still have a place in british public life’
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:01 (four years ago) link
speaking of which, is toby young dead yet
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link
Not for want of me nailing a voodoo doll.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:04 (four years ago) link
tbh with this hangover I'm minded to hunt the cunt down and do it properly, don't think there's twelve people in the land who'd convict me
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link
idk man animal rights
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:50 (four years ago) link
instead of cruises or the mekon's wooden ghost, ads in law and order today and shilling something called "pure cremation" :( :(
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link
Been seeing that one for a while. End up feeling bad about letting my children pay for my funeral.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
I mean not bad enough to do anything about it but hey.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
Just caught a bit of a livestream by Hull's own Black Elvis, and after he'd finished a blazing "Burning Love" he was thanking people in all the different countries watching him, he mentioned Norway and his partner chipped in with Sweden and he said "well that's part of Norway" ❤️❤️
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/teyIEjb
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
oh and whichever wonderful ilxor made the wonderful 1950 compilation, that's in the mix
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 31, 2020 8:45 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
:D
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
Walking the dog on Saturday afternoon I interrupted three gents (late 50s?) sitting on logs in a corner of a field sheepishly drinking cans and chatting.
― fetter, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Thanks Hadrian that compilation is class
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
glad to hear it!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link
Knew Saturday would be a bad day to go to Aldi but when you're out of food you're out of food.
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link
triple berry hot cross buns tho
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:44 (four years ago) link
i don't really know where to put the observation that pretending Little and Large were ever funny is some of the most shocking revisionist history i've ever seen
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:18 (four years ago) link
Feels like all the minor celebrities that died before the last 5 years really missed out; since 2015 every cunt gets the Diana treatment for a day at least
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:24 (four years ago) link
it's a strange one when being piss-poor is one of the only aspects of your notability
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link
soon as i dressed for a walk the sky went dark ffs
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:00 (four years ago) link
what size is yr cap
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link
i thought the sunshine would do me good tbh
by the time i've finished going thru the automatic phone system to order a repeat prescription there's a good chance it'll be summer tbf
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:06 (four years ago) link
xp lol sorry i think i've just got it
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
heh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link
i don't know where to put this but
WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?! pic.twitter.com/c0cux6Jyyi— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) April 16, 2020
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link
warning: do not watch if you hate crabs
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 13:14 (four years ago) link
not really blue just bored af
― i am a horse girl (map), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link
Been a long time since I rock and rolled
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link
long long time
― j., Thursday, 9 July 2020 05:41 (three years ago) link
Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 06:01 (three years ago) link
Time
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 July 2020 06:16 (three years ago) link
*bad ass riff*
― pomenitul, Thursday, 9 July 2020 06:20 (three years ago) link
say what you like about the tenets of mawkish sadness, at least it's an ethos
― Mein Skampf (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2020 06:28 (three years ago) link
That is a booming dn though.
― scampos mentis (gyac), Friday, 10 July 2020 07:05 (three years ago) link
For real
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 10 July 2020 08:29 (three years ago) link
gonna sit here for a bit
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 July 2020 05:41 (three years ago) link
Astyages had a daughter, whom he called Mandane: concerning whom he had a dream, that enough water flowed from her to fill his city and overflow all Asia. He imparted this vision to those of the Magi who interpreted dreams, and when he heard what they told him he was terrified: and presently, Mandane being now of marriageable age, he feared the vision too much to give her to any Median worthy to mate with his family, but wedded her to a Persian called Cambyses, a man whom he knew to be well born and of a quiet temper: for Astyages held Cambyses to be much lower than a Mede of middle estate.
But in the first year of Mandane's marriage to Cambyses Astyages saw a second vision. He dreamt that there grew from his daughter a vine, which covered the whole of Asia. Having seen this vision, and imparted it to the interpreters of dreams, he sent to the Persians for his daughter, then near her time, and when she came kept her guarded, desiring to kill whatever child she might bear: for the interpreters declared that the meaning of this dream was that his daughter's offspring should rule in his place.
― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2020 09:57 (three years ago) link
Jesus Haribo Christ it's warm
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
It’s so bad
― fă-ți cercetările (gyac), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link
I like the warm but ffs, got a fan on my bed tho lol
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
If i could strip skin i would be doing so
― fă-ți cercetările (gyac), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
*off my own
Good Cher single
― The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link