Blue Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlEtQQcX58

today i am mostly listening to Iron Maiden, Bonnie Prince Billy and Country

oh and whichever wonderful ilxor made the wonderful 1950 compilation, that's in the mix

Just had the Pixies on, didn't enjoy that much tbh. Planxty now.

gone down a MOP alley but music thank god people thank god stay strong everybody

everything today needs to bang

Planxty, much more the ticket.

nah def, they will fit right in to my original playlist, it's just expanding

also, MELT LINES, DON'T DO IT

also it is time for Accept

I could really do with sitting in a pub beer garden right now.

Have to make do with walking up the top of the road and back and trying to get a bit of work done. At least I don't have to work tomorrow. My hours have been cut to 4 days a week so I've gone for Wednesdays off so I never have to work more than 2 days in a row.

sounds like a relief. just been to the little Tesco for some more rum and basic food, there's a gentle pleasant calm outside round here tbh, people saying hiya at a distance then rolling their eyes just a little bit. comical how the seeds of a better world are scattered in this crappy one, sad to guess it'll pass when "normality" resumes.

i finally sent my resignation email today, which is the task accomplished that's allowed me to self-justified boozing it up for the rest of the day.

oh and i bought a lottery ticket, apparently the pubs are still open in Sweden

FB chat with my kids are so real right now thank you based virus

also getting shithot at Freecell

ow my head

Whose bright idea was it to put that ghoul Whitty on the adverts? I've got chairs with more presence.

looks-wise he is memorably unlike the ppl you usually see in adverts -- viz he resembles the mekon's ghost -- so maybe that was the thinking. but then there's also voice-wise…

‘this is a public service announcement that baw-heided weirdos still have a place in british public life’

speaking of which, is toby young dead yet

Not for want of me nailing a voodoo doll.

tbh with this hangover I'm minded to hunt the cunt down and do it properly, don't think there's twelve people in the land who'd convict me

idk man animal rights

instead of cruises or the mekon's wooden ghost, ads in law and order today and shilling something called "pure cremation" :( :(

Been seeing that one for a while. End up feeling bad about letting my children pay for my funeral.

I mean not bad enough to do anything about it but hey.

Just caught a bit of a livestream by Hull's own Black Elvis, and after he'd finished a blazing "Burning Love" he was thanking people in all the different countries watching him, he mentioned Norway and his partner chipped in with Sweden and he said "well that's part of Norway" ❤️❤️

https://imgur.com/a/teyIEjb

oh and whichever wonderful ilxor made the wonderful 1950 compilation, that's in the mix

― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 31, 2020 8:45 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

:D

Walking the dog on Saturday afternoon I interrupted three gents (late 50s?) sitting on logs in a corner of a field sheepishly drinking cans and chatting.

Thanks Hadrian that compilation is class

glad to hear it!

Knew Saturday would be a bad day to go to Aldi but when you're out of food you're out of food.

triple berry hot cross buns tho

i don't really know where to put the observation that pretending Little and Large were ever funny is some of the most shocking revisionist history i've ever seen

Feels like all the minor celebrities that died before the last 5 years really missed out; since 2015 every cunt gets the Diana treatment for a day at least

it's a strange one when being piss-poor is one of the only aspects of your notability

soon as i dressed for a walk the sky went dark ffs

what size is yr cap

i thought the sunshine would do me good tbh

by the time i've finished going thru the automatic phone system to order a repeat prescription there's a good chance it'll be summer tbf

xp lol sorry i think i've just got it

heh

i don't know where to put this but

WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?! pic.twitter.com/c0cux6Jyyi

— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) April 16, 2020

warning: do not watch if you hate crabs

not really blue just bored af

Been a long time since I rock and rolled

long long time

Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely

Time

*bad ass riff*