the Thursday before lockdown i was laughing with the woman who lives above one of my locals and we agreed there were worse places to be locked in
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 11:57 (six years ago)
this could all have been arranged so the socially neediest could be hunkered down together
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:01 (six years ago)
One pub I passed yesterday, instead of the usual cutesy “we love you, stay strong, see you on the other side” notice had one that just said “CLOSED NO MONEY OR STOCK INSIDE”
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:12 (six years ago)
understandable in the circs
i'll get my apology in early, i'm gonna be a drunky git today and there will be rambling bollocks.
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:14 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlEtQQcX58&feature=share
i'm done with the non-essential tasks
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:17 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVlEtQQcX58
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:18 (six years ago)
today i am mostly listening to Iron Maiden, Bonnie Prince Billy and Country
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:44 (six years ago)
oh and whichever wonderful ilxor made the wonderful 1950 compilation, that's in the mix
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 12:45 (six years ago)
Just had the Pixies on, didn't enjoy that much tbh. Planxty now.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:00 (six years ago)
gone down a MOP alley but music thank god people thank god stay strong everybody
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:00 (six years ago)
everything today needs to bang
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:02 (six years ago)
Planxty, much more the ticket.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:04 (six years ago)
nah def, they will fit right in to my original playlist, it's just expanding
also, MELT LINES, DON'T DO IT
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:06 (six years ago)
also it is time for Accept
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:08 (six years ago)
I could really do with sitting in a pub beer garden right now.
Have to make do with walking up the top of the road and back and trying to get a bit of work done. At least I don't have to work tomorrow. My hours have been cut to 4 days a week so I've gone for Wednesdays off so I never have to work more than 2 days in a row.
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:39 (six years ago)
sounds like a relief. just been to the little Tesco for some more rum and basic food, there's a gentle pleasant calm outside round here tbh, people saying hiya at a distance then rolling their eyes just a little bit. comical how the seeds of a better world are scattered in this crappy one, sad to guess it'll pass when "normality" resumes.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:47 (six years ago)
i finally sent my resignation email today, which is the task accomplished that's allowed me to self-justified boozing it up for the rest of the day.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:48 (six years ago)
oh and i bought a lottery ticket, apparently the pubs are still open in Sweden
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 13:50 (six years ago)
FB chat with my kids are so real right now thank you based virus
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:10 (six years ago)
also getting shithot at Freecell
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:11 (six years ago)
ow my head
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:49 (six years ago)
Whose bright idea was it to put that ghoul Whitty on the adverts? I've got chairs with more presence.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:51 (six years ago)
looks-wise he is memorably unlike the ppl you usually see in adverts -- viz he resembles the mekon's ghost -- so maybe that was the thinking. but then there's also voice-wise…
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 09:55 (six years ago)
‘this is a public service announcement that baw-heided weirdos still have a place in british public life’
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:01 (six years ago)
speaking of which, is toby young dead yet
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:02 (six years ago)
Not for want of me nailing a voodoo doll.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:04 (six years ago)
tbh with this hangover I'm minded to hunt the cunt down and do it properly, don't think there's twelve people in the land who'd convict me
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:06 (six years ago)
idk man animal rights
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 10:50 (six years ago)
instead of cruises or the mekon's wooden ghost, ads in law and order today and shilling something called "pure cremation" :( :(
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:35 (six years ago)
Been seeing that one for a while. End up feeling bad about letting my children pay for my funeral.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:36 (six years ago)
I mean not bad enough to do anything about it but hey.
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:38 (six years ago)
Just caught a bit of a livestream by Hull's own Black Elvis, and after he'd finished a blazing "Burning Love" he was thanking people in all the different countries watching him, he mentioned Norway and his partner chipped in with Sweden and he said "well that's part of Norway" ❤️❤️
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:00 (six years ago)
https://imgur.com/a/teyIEjb
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:11 (six years ago)
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 31, 2020 8:45 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
:D
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:26 (six years ago)
Walking the dog on Saturday afternoon I interrupted three gents (late 50s?) sitting on logs in a corner of a field sheepishly drinking cans and chatting.
― fetter, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:33 (six years ago)
Thanks Hadrian that compilation is class
― A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:38 (six years ago)
glad to hear it!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
Knew Saturday would be a bad day to go to Aldi but when you're out of food you're out of food.
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2020 11:51 (six years ago)
triple berry hot cross buns tho
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:44 (six years ago)
i don't really know where to put the observation that pretending Little and Large were ever funny is some of the most shocking revisionist history i've ever seen
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:18 (six years ago)
Feels like all the minor celebrities that died before the last 5 years really missed out; since 2015 every cunt gets the Diana treatment for a day at least
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:24 (six years ago)
it's a strange one when being piss-poor is one of the only aspects of your notability
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:54 (six years ago)
soon as i dressed for a walk the sky went dark ffs
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:00 (six years ago)
what size is yr cap
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:03 (six years ago)
i thought the sunshine would do me good tbh
by the time i've finished going thru the automatic phone system to order a repeat prescription there's a good chance it'll be summer tbf
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:06 (six years ago)
xp lol sorry i think i've just got it
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:29 (six years ago)
heh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 13:37 (six years ago)
i don't know where to put this but
WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?! pic.twitter.com/c0cux6Jyyi— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) April 16, 2020
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 13:13 (six years ago)
warning: do not watch if you hate crabs
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 13:14 (six years ago)
not really blue just bored af
― i am a horse girl (map), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:48 (six years ago)