Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

We got an Instacart order on Saturday and then spent like 2-3 hours assiduously following the guidelines in the video that doctor made on how to safely handle groceries. We took every sensible precaution and I feel pretty okay about the reduction of our exposure but who can even say for sure. I know I didn't touch my face once during that time, and that feels pretty solid.

Get well, stet!!!

I guess it was really only a matter of time until it hit posters directly, but ugh.

Best wishes, stet! Keep us posted.

(not serious but very much Not Fun)

sorry to hear this, stet! but glad that it's not serious, all the same, and that at least you know you have it so you can take care of yourself.

Good luck.

get well soon, stet

I own a set of clippers, but only use them to shave the dogs butt these days.

I'm a little embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh

Good luck Stet (and Tracer - sorry, I only just saw your messages!)

get well soon, Tracer

In terms of the arbitrariness of life’s lottery stuff aren’t we still operating on the assumption that 80% of people are going to get it anyway?

I assume we're all going to get it, but that 20% will have more serious manifestations (from bad symptoms to hospital).

Trader Joe's this morning was ... ok. People spaced apart and lined up outside, carts being sprayed and disinfected before hand off, someone with squirt sanitizer out front for when you go in and out. Not currently charging for paper bags, but if you bring your own cloth bags you have to bag yourself. Older people get priority 8-9am, but the older folks I saw show up after 9 still got to go in first. Same for those with disabilities or those in need of assistance. Saw a lot of gloves and a surprising number of masks among those shopping (staff wore neither). They made a number of friendly announcements throughout, such as suggesting more shopping by looking at rather than touching the food.

This morning was the first time I saw a lot of (men specifically) in need of a haircut or, perhaps, just a comb or brush.

My wife wants me to do more volunteering, donating blood, etc. I'm going to do the latter on Thursday, I think, but the former ... I don't know what I'm comfortable doing, exactly, even though my usual volunteer spots are taking a lot of precautions. As she says, we're healthy, so we should be helping. And as I said, we may be healthy because we've been at home not helping, and if I get sick then we might all get sick and then there are four of us sick, not only not helping others but potentially in need of help ourselves. There's really no right answer.

i'm assuming that i'll get it at some point but i'm aiming to stave it off for as long as possible so that effective drug treatments might be found in the meantime and/or a wizard grants the uk its collective wish of tens of thousands of ventilators

think of me as the anti-ant middleton

My wife usually gets her haircut every two weeks or so, as she has a pixie cut and can't stand it getting much longer than that. The other day, she realized that it would be a while before her hair guy is open again and she was like "maybe if it starts getting annoying, you can help me trim around the back". I am not the right guy for this job and really hope that we can think of some alternative.

same, only i get my hair cut super short every 9 weeks and let it grow out, cut and repeat. my husband trims the hair on my neck w clippers after i cut his hair and i love it. we do not trim our dogs' butt hairs with it though (even though they need it!!)

bg otm

of course I could use that staving-off time to lose weight and drink less to make myself stand a better chance against this thing, but this is not feeling like the week to stop drinking or eating chocolate

I don't know why I should assume I'll get it if I spend the next couple months going nowhere but the grocery store, as planned. I'm very motivated to not get sick, because I rarely get sick and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't care for it.

<3 everyone, thanks

ugh sorry to hear stet, hope it fucks off soon

Right but after two months the lockdown is lifted, it starts to spread again, you lock down again, rinse repeat. Same number of people get it ultimately but it’s about controlling the rate at which people get it. That’s what everyone was saying a couple of weeks ago anyway. Nobody on this board will get it badly though, by royal decree

xp that means you too stet so watch your step

I could have sworn I also saw somewhere that pneumonia often counts as a "mild" case, which shows how bad bad is.

As the virus burns through more of the population, eventually it should become easier to avoid exposure to it. But that's well into the future. If they work as planned, all these efforts to "flatten the curve" just push that point of lesser exposure risk further out. What's really going to sort all this out is mass testing. Then, someday, mass vaccination.

Yeah I think I posted that, pneumonia was included in “mild to moderate” as long as you didn’t require assistance breathing

As the virus burns through more of the population

My brain translated this to "as more and more people die and the cities empty out" - whoops.

iirc anything that doesn't require inpatient care is "mild to moderate"

stet and tracer wishing you both full and swift recovery

Oh stet, not you as well? Hope you recover soon xx

In terms of the arbitrariness of life’s lottery stuff aren’t we still operating on the assumption that 80% of people are going to get it anyway? So you’ll get your turn on a ventilator eventually anyway if you’re going to, whatever your movements? (Please correct me if the thinking has changed!) but there is still an element of unfairness in who gets a bad case yeah

not necessarily. 80% was the high range and it could be far less (i've seen low ranges as much as 20-40%) but more importantly as always the trick is lowering the curve so even if you do eventually get it and god forbid need the ventilator there will hopefully be one available to you.

my best friend's girlfriend + several members of her family tested positive this morning (in Las Vegas). i'm glad that they at least they got diagnosed. she was rushed to the ER last night because she couldn't breathe. scary.

i sent this info along to my mom so that she can check off the "it happened to someone i personally know" box in her "i'm a conservative and i'm from missouri so you literally have to show me things and clamp my eyeballs open Clockwork Orange style to make be believe anything that relates to science" checklist.

(oops, sorry - forgot this is the thread where we don't mention the political factors that make up the heart of this)

http://i.imgur.com/CryREBU.png

get well soon, stet + tracer + everybody <3

lol ulysses

get well stet.

I live alone and don't own clippers, so I will just hack at my hair with scissors when the time comes. (I already did tiny snips.)

I already wash my hands more than I need to, bcz it's OK to touch your face w/ freshly washed hands (I read it). And c'mon, I need to fucking scratch my nose sometimes.

No stores for me. Still anxious about future chemo clinic trips, like in a month when all the negative-tested staff might still be no guarantee of 'safety'.

just had an epic argument with my mom about mark levin and coronavirus. btw americans, sorry to hear about the travel docs and IDs that some favored republicans are getting in the mail. mark levin got them, he said so on his show. the order from trump is coming tomorrow, is what my mom heard. good luck usa.

the only reason it's not on the news is because they're part of it too

huge if true

(not true)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/philadelphia-threw-wwi-parade-gave-thousands-onlookers-flu-180970372/

i wonder if that's part of why PA has been treating it so aggressively compared to other states

it's a good theory, but it involves learning from the past and applying lessons to the future, so...gotta imagine it's not connected.

yeah not even Frank Rizzo was at that parade

https://i.ibb.co/fxNTFWY/FB-IMG-1585603643442.jpg

wow

They deleted it but they're getting killed by people who saw it before it was taken down. And given all the competition in downtown Ybor, even if they reopen, there are a lotta people who might just eat wings at Boneyard instead

the owner looks pretty close to how I thought he was going to look.

he wrote a book "Notes From A Social Media Mad Man: The Bar & Restaurant Owner's guide to Social Media Dominance."

Florida Man Hall of Fame

lol at going full reason dot com on a notice to customers

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91eUZ5iaGDL._US230_.jpg

on the next Black Mirror, wot if James Murphy and Guy Fieri had a baby?!

hey man! he's just being honest there. if he's going to choose between killing a few geezers or suffering major inconvenience to himself, guess what, it's geezers into the propeller blades every time.

DeSantis will appoint him to his cabinet next week.

in other news, there are so many people spreading ignorance that aren't even the denialists or the "flu kills more people" assholes. even well-meaning people who are trying to follow along.

sitting watching a discussion where someone was flummoxed how we could have 20% of the cases in the world and everybody's conclusion is "the US must be testing more than other countries".

we're mostly indoors now. no excuse for not knowing what's going on.