I am in my second week of having this (not serious but very much Not Fun) and I keep thinking about how arbitrary it is too. For the week before I had symptoms I felt absolutely fine, and so the only thing keeping me home really were the instructions to WFH. I usually spend my days in tiny meeting rooms, and could otherwise have infected so many people it doesn't bear thinking about.
― stet, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:27 (six years ago)
Sheesh, get well soon Stet!
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:29 (six years ago)
Bought some DIY clippers two weeks ago and used them for the first time last night. Pretty straightforward tbh and I'm now wondering why I've bothered going to the barbers every other week for the last 20 years xps
― groovypanda, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:35 (six years ago)
My wife usually gets her haircut every two weeks or so, as she has a pixie cut and can't stand it getting much longer than that. The other day, she realized that it would be a while before her hair guy is open again and she was like "maybe if it starts getting annoying, you can help me trim around the back". I am not the right guy for this job and really hope that we can think of some alternative.
I own a set of clippers, but only use them to shave the dogs butt these days. There is a smaller, beard-trimmer thing, but I don't think I'd be able to do her hair with it.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:37 (six years ago)
Well put. My wife and I 'survived' our compulsory 14 days of self-isolation but every time one of us steps out to do the groceries I subconsciously reset the clock.
It seems this is actually fairly common. I think by now most people will have identified which necessary activity is likely to be the riskiest for them and when you haven't got many other distractions this looms large.
― kinder, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:38 (six years ago)
In terms of the arbitrariness of life’s lottery stuff aren’t we still operating on the assumption that 80% of people are going to get it anyway? So you’ll get your turn on a ventilator eventually anyway if you’re going to, whatever your movements? (Please correct me if the thinking has changed!) but there is still an element of unfairness in who gets a bad case yeah
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:43 (six years ago)
I hate my hair, am considering buying clippers but Idk how to artfully shave the nap of my own neck, and I already paid my barber over the weekend and I guess will continue to pay him like 1x a month until they re-open and I feel okay about going?
Yeah going to the store makes me anxious, but tbh it's not on the scale compared to what others are doing.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:44 (six years ago)
get well soon, stet!
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:49 (six years ago)
rest up, cap'n stet
― lukas, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
We got an Instacart order on Saturday and then spent like 2-3 hours assiduously following the guidelines in the video that doctor made on how to safely handle groceries. We took every sensible precaution and I feel pretty okay about the reduction of our exposure but who can even say for sure. I know I didn't touch my face once during that time, and that feels pretty solid.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:51 (six years ago)
Get well, stet!!!
I guess it was really only a matter of time until it hit posters directly, but ugh.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:52 (six years ago)
Best wishes, stet! Keep us posted.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Monday, 30 March 2020 15:53 (six years ago)
(not serious but very much Not Fun)
sorry to hear this, stet! but glad that it's not serious, all the same, and that at least you know you have it so you can take care of yourself.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:54 (six years ago)
Good luck.
― clemenza, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:55 (six years ago)
get well soon, stet
I own a set of clippers, but only use them to shave the dogs butt these days.
I'm a little embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh
― DJP, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
Good luck Stet (and Tracer - sorry, I only just saw your messages!)
― Matt DC, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:03 (six years ago)
get well soon, Tracer
― DJP, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:03 (six years ago)
In terms of the arbitrariness of life’s lottery stuff aren’t we still operating on the assumption that 80% of people are going to get it anyway?
I assume we're all going to get it, but that 20% will have more serious manifestations (from bad symptoms to hospital).
Trader Joe's this morning was ... ok. People spaced apart and lined up outside, carts being sprayed and disinfected before hand off, someone with squirt sanitizer out front for when you go in and out. Not currently charging for paper bags, but if you bring your own cloth bags you have to bag yourself. Older people get priority 8-9am, but the older folks I saw show up after 9 still got to go in first. Same for those with disabilities or those in need of assistance. Saw a lot of gloves and a surprising number of masks among those shopping (staff wore neither). They made a number of friendly announcements throughout, such as suggesting more shopping by looking at rather than touching the food.
This morning was the first time I saw a lot of (men specifically) in need of a haircut or, perhaps, just a comb or brush.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:04 (six years ago)
My wife wants me to do more volunteering, donating blood, etc. I'm going to do the latter on Thursday, I think, but the former ... I don't know what I'm comfortable doing, exactly, even though my usual volunteer spots are taking a lot of precautions. As she says, we're healthy, so we should be helping. And as I said, we may be healthy because we've been at home not helping, and if I get sick then we might all get sick and then there are four of us sick, not only not helping others but potentially in need of help ourselves. There's really no right answer.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:07 (six years ago)
i'm assuming that i'll get it at some point but i'm aiming to stave it off for as long as possible so that effective drug treatments might be found in the meantime and/or a wizard grants the uk its collective wish of tens of thousands of ventilators
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:14 (six years ago)
think of me as the anti-ant middleton
same, only i get my hair cut super short every 9 weeks and let it grow out, cut and repeat. my husband trims the hair on my neck w clippers after i cut his hair and i love it. we do not trim our dogs' butt hairs with it though (even though they need it!!)
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:19 (six years ago)
bg otm
of course I could use that staving-off time to lose weight and drink less to make myself stand a better chance against this thing, but this is not feeling like the week to stop drinking or eating chocolate
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:26 (six years ago)
I don't know why I should assume I'll get it if I spend the next couple months going nowhere but the grocery store, as planned. I'm very motivated to not get sick, because I rarely get sick and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't care for it.
― silby, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:26 (six years ago)
<3 everyone, thanks
― stet, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:31 (six years ago)
ugh sorry to hear stet, hope it fucks off soon
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:34 (six years ago)
Right but after two months the lockdown is lifted, it starts to spread again, you lock down again, rinse repeat. Same number of people get it ultimately but it’s about controlling the rate at which people get it. That’s what everyone was saying a couple of weeks ago anyway. Nobody on this board will get it badly though, by royal decree xp that means you too stet so watch your step
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:34 (six years ago)
I could have sworn I also saw somewhere that pneumonia often counts as a "mild" case, which shows how bad bad is.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:38 (six years ago)
As the virus burns through more of the population, eventually it should become easier to avoid exposure to it. But that's well into the future. If they work as planned, all these efforts to "flatten the curve" just push that point of lesser exposure risk further out. What's really going to sort all this out is mass testing. Then, someday, mass vaccination.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:39 (six years ago)
Yeah I think I posted that, pneumonia was included in “mild to moderate” as long as you didn’t require assistance breathing
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:39 (six years ago)
As the virus burns through more of the population
My brain translated this to "as more and more people die and the cities empty out" - whoops.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 30 March 2020 16:46 (six years ago)
iirc anything that doesn't require inpatient care is "mild to moderate"
― mh, Monday, 30 March 2020 16:50 (six years ago)
stet and tracer wishing you both full and swift recovery
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 March 2020 17:02 (six years ago)
Oh stet, not you as well? Hope you recover soon xx
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 30 March 2020 17:07 (six years ago)
not necessarily. 80% was the high range and it could be far less (i've seen low ranges as much as 20-40%) but more importantly as always the trick is lowering the curve so even if you do eventually get it and god forbid need the ventilator there will hopefully be one available to you.
― Mordy, Monday, 30 March 2020 17:09 (six years ago)
my best friend's girlfriend + several members of her family tested positive this morning (in Las Vegas). i'm glad that they at least they got diagnosed. she was rushed to the ER last night because she couldn't breathe. scary.
i sent this info along to my mom so that she can check off the "it happened to someone i personally know" box in her "i'm a conservative and i'm from missouri so you literally have to show me things and clamp my eyeballs open Clockwork Orange style to make be believe anything that relates to science" checklist.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 17:15 (six years ago)
(oops, sorry - forgot this is the thread where we don't mention the political factors that make up the heart of this)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 17:43 (six years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CryREBU.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:16 (six years ago)
get well soon, stet + tracer + everybody <3
― brimstead, Monday, 30 March 2020 18:37 (six years ago)
lol ulysses
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 18:38 (six years ago)
get well stet.
I live alone and don't own clippers, so I will just hack at my hair with scissors when the time comes. (I already did tiny snips.)
I already wash my hands more than I need to, bcz it's OK to touch your face w/ freshly washed hands (I read it). And c'mon, I need to fucking scratch my nose sometimes.
No stores for me. Still anxious about future chemo clinic trips, like in a month when all the negative-tested staff might still be no guarantee of 'safety'.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 March 2020 19:18 (six years ago)
just had an epic argument with my mom about mark levin and coronavirus. btw americans, sorry to hear about the travel docs and IDs that some favored republicans are getting in the mail. mark levin got them, he said so on his show. the order from trump is coming tomorrow, is what my mom heard. good luck usa.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 19:36 (six years ago)
the only reason it's not on the news is because they're part of it too
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 19:37 (six years ago)
huge if true
(not true)
― mh, Monday, 30 March 2020 19:37 (six years ago)
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/philadelphia-threw-wwi-parade-gave-thousands-onlookers-flu-180970372/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 March 2020 19:44 (six years ago)
i wonder if that's part of why PA has been treating it so aggressively compared to other states
― Mordy, Monday, 30 March 2020 20:13 (six years ago)
it's a good theory, but it involves learning from the past and applying lessons to the future, so...gotta imagine it's not connected.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 20:19 (six years ago)
yeah not even Frank Rizzo was at that parade
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:22 (six years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/fxNTFWY/FB-IMG-1585603643442.jpg
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 March 2020 21:28 (six years ago)
wow
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 21:39 (six years ago)