Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

so glad I put the mask on to go down for the mail and only got King Asswipe's 'guidelines' postcard

I get bored/feel lonely so I go to sleep. immediately dream about all the friends and family I miss and get sadder.

I hate this shit.

I wonder when the Fox Theater in oakland is going to get around to cancelling the FKA Twigs show for April 9? It's been obvious for weeks that won't happen since it was only scheduled to align with Coachella.

are there any concerts happening in the Bay Area?? isn't it shelter in place?

My sister-in-law got an invitation to a neighbourhood garden party, the guy had put them through dozens of doors in his street. Someone called the police, who popped round and had a word. Presumably "arsenole"

Just letting you all know I've unsubscribed from coronavirus, so won't be getting it after all

and my cell phone went full black screen despite obviously being "on". an hour now and I can't fix it. no cause, just happened randomly in mid-use.

with no T Mobile stores open here to fix it.

awesome.

Is it an iPhone. That happens to me every now and again

https://support.apple.com/en-au/guide/iphone/iph8903c3ee6/ios

May be the same for Android if you can find the instructions.

No falta el p..... pic.twitter.com/tpX1Fu3crr

— Faustino Asprilla (@TinoasprillaH) March 29, 2020

From Colombia

fixed it after an hour. my angry Sicilian blood started boiling and I got close to flinging it against a wall but fixed it just in time. I hate these phones that you can't take the batteries out of anymore, the auto reboot combo wasn't working, and at one point, BAd Religion's No Control album came on randomly

Just so y'all know, I am not *bleaching* my fucking *vegetables*. And neither are 5 or 6 billion other people.

The Online Perfection Squad is insane.

my dad has shared an Andy Borowitz article to me
via email

I may not survive this

Just so y'all know, I am not *bleaching* my fucking *vegetables*. And neither are 5 or 6 billion other people.

The Online Perfection Squad is insane.

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius)

Should you choose to do so, don't before bed.

idgi

You'll go blind, like the nuns used to say.

balls

yeah I wouldn't dilute water/bleach my vegetables either. but I am washing them super well if I plan to eat them raw. My mom has been yelling at me for years to do that anyway since she thinks all the vegetables in grocery stores are trash.

i do hope everyone finally stopped wearing their shoes in the house.

and not being a control freak/moron, i'm not doing it xxxxp

The arugula in a plastic container I bought last week says "washed 3x for your protection." I'll be a trusting soul.

oh yeah, stuff that is sealed and already washed is fine.

Shoes:

Well, I don't have a house, I have a 4th-floor apartment in Brooklyn. Every time I leave it, I spray a soapy solution on em, wipe, and leave em outside for maybe 40 minutes. Then I take em in and keep em near the door, because EVENTUALLY SOMEONE WILL TAKE MY ONLY PAIR OF WALKING SHOES.

many of these universal guidelines are useless for Gothamites

no i meant taking your shoes off when you enter you abode. I don't leave my shoes outside my apt. although we did have an apt one floor down that always left their shoes outside the door and it was super annoying because it was right at the top of the stairs. Someone finally stole a pair of their shoes and they put signs up everywhere about it but dude... seriously.

the dude seriously is for the guy that had nice shoes in a size 12, that was just begging for someone to take them.

and I'm just saying that people that wear shoes in their homes have always been weird to me. outside has always been gross.

oh yeah, I have a pair of holey falling-apart slippers that I wear in the apartment. Shoulda bought that $20 pair I saw and put back in January, but didn't expect a quarantine.

i just wear socks (or barefoot). We didn't even do houseslippers growing up. bad asian.

my dad finally got a walker. he's mad. i'm happy

fucker kept falling and insisting his cane was fine and he never used it correctly

I'm about to start War and Peace!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:05 (yesterday)

I *loved* that yarn. And Natasha has to be one of the most vivid characters in all of literature.

A lot of math challenged friends are spreading the false rumor that the stimulus check this year will be offset next year, meaning your tax refund will be decreased 1200 next year.

Guess they don't understand the concept of double dipping or know how a one-time refundable tax credit works. Had to explain that them not giving you the 1200 next year doesn't mean your tax liability is now 1200 dollars higher than it would have been if there was no stimulus.

They're just taking away the bonus 1200 credit because it's money they gave you a year early.

I feel like how I do when explaining why after-tax 401k loan repayments aren't double taxation.

and I'm just saying that people that wear shoes in their homes have always been weird to me. outside has always been gross.

first day back in work after holiday today. p pointless as only around half a dozen flights and the first of them not due to depart until after my shift anyway. apparently we are open tomorrow then perhaps a day or two of mothballing the shops and then being 80 percented for at least a couple of months. more staff than customers in the shop today which was weird. think Boots is the last store standing in departures and the staff there none too happy about it.

welp. 38.3C fever and a cough. Body feels extremely weird, a combo of super tired and totally buzzed. splitting headaches that go as quickly as they arrived.

oh shit

hope this is at least manageable for you tracer

Good luck, man!

Good luck, dude.

thanks. wife has fever as well though not as high. kids fine obviously. strange that after having read approx 500000000 articles about this i now can’t remember the exact instrux for those with symptoms. stay home for 14 days iirc. but... how are we to get food? and.... I’ve read things saying that you’re contagious for three weeks after you stop displaying symptoms so shouldn’t i really be waiting till then?

prefer not to dwell on the potential seriousness of this obv. there is a very low chance it gets significantly worse.

is there a hotline you can call? since your health system is better than ours, there’s got to be someone who can clarify things for you fairly quickly

Get on facebook etc and find your community groups. This is when you'll need to ask friends for help bringing groceries etc. How's your freezer/tinned food stocks etc?

If you've been near anyone in the last week or so it's probably fair to let them know you've got symptoms if you can.
Good luck and I hope it's just something mild!

I know deliveries are probably backed up for weeks but if you can get a food delivery for a week or so you’ll probably appreciate it. Simple nutritious food you can eat a little of.

Teach the kids to make soup.

we’ve done nothing outside for the last week or so apart from go to the park and get groceries so nobody really to notify.

we’re extremely well stocked thank god. it’s just certain things like fresh fruit & veggies and milk that I’ll need to figure out. yeah all the delivery services are fucked.

weird shit!

Anybody in the "bring me soup mfers" thread that's close to you?

Sorry to hear that Tracer, hope it passes soon. Second koogs, but also, have you any corner shops near you? I hear some of them have been delivering to people who can’t go out.

Good luck Tracer!

will find out gyac, good idea

all the best to you & family, Tracer! good luck, hope it passes quickly and with a minimum of disruption

thank you :)

another symptom is that my sense of taste is completely fucked. things taste bitter. my toast this morning tasted awful.

ticking off symptoms like a champ here th

gluck

jeez man