Good man
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
Funny to read this and remember that outside of this thread a beloved ilxor nearly got banned when US lib monocles shattered cause they were rude about the filth
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link
just posting some highly necessary content here
love you king pic.twitter.com/kfgLDFTNto— what cloud the new hxh chapter on đ¤ (@nencontrol) March 27, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
xp I was sober then and not wanting to get into it
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
we should adopt said ilxor into this threadhe already posts here occasionally
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link
morbs, silby? it's one of them innit? i rarely peer into American lib hell, because it's usually got too much Fred in the thread, or at least more than I can stomach.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
the latter. Actually I realise posting now silby may not be a he, sorry if I got this wrong. calz, not even gonna touch your other point.
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link
It is silby, who is not a he iirc Xp!
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link
ty wins, I still love silby
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link
yep silby is a fine poster
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link
what's the story here. bunch of cap'n-save-a-cops on the USpol threads?
― ||||||||, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link
Maybe best to leave it but it was one of the covid threads, a perfectly fine âhope cops get it lolâ post nearly caused an international incident
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
the fuck
Sky News is reporting that the deaths from coronavirus aren't so bad because most of the people "would have died anyway some time this year"... pic.twitter.com/12PdzyhYki— Conor McCabe (@CMacCaba) March 28, 2020
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
graphic is pure brasseye
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
fucking failed state
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
Is this #clapforboris thing real?Honestly can't tell anymore
― groovypanda, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link
Law of averages suggests he's already had it at least once.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
Person who suggested it seems legit, but I think it'll go about as well as when they tried to get that shitty brexit comedian to #1 on the day the UK left the EU.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link
Geoff Norcott?
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
The only clapforBoris thing I've seen was a joke, I'm sure
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
#borishastheclap
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
#clapfromboris
― mark s, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Lads
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
isnât the clap one of those things itâs increasingly difficult to cure now?
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:39 (four years ago) link
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lol checked this out and it is unreal
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
also just found out I'm getting furloughed
unfortunately didn't save up for a concertina in time to use this opportunity to practice
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
I'm watching a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Star Trek Next Generation.
Do we know how long the lockdown phase will last?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
hard lines plax. on both furlough and lack of concertina.also yes just checked out that thread and silbs makes an acab joke on *ilx* and suddenly high table goes v quiet and says âgosh i think thatâs in awfully bad tasteâ. then it all gets a bit The Invaders.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:00 (four years ago) link
xp
was pondering that today. presumably to do with the rate of new cases going back down below a threshhold
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
Honestly so glad for this thread and all who sail in itAnd thatâs shit plax, hope theyâre not cunts about the pay
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
also wondering that. i think theyâre reviewing was it end of april? itâs very hard not to imagine it wonât go on till end of may tbh. also hard to get think schools will go back before september?also curious what it will look like. itâs not like the gov are going to go âright everyone! pubâs open!â is it?
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
<3 plaxAmerican ilx is quite inescapably melt-ascendant
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
actually i shd seize this enforced hiatus to start playing the piano again every day like some thomas-mann-ending-wanting mfer
― mark s, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
not feeling that bad about furlough tbh as I am unbelievably lazy and I don't think anyone at work has noticed yet. Mainly because i kill myself working so that nobody finds out. and i could use a break from that. Wandered around islington/hackney today with the dog and I can't imagine how lunatic london, and every other locked-down city, is going to feel when this is over. Especially if half the pubs have folded and everyone's packed into the rest.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
will you get the 80% salary thing?
― ||||||||, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
yeah, i mean my pay is so shit anyway it might as well be a hobbie, and since all i'm doing right now is sitting in playing imaginary concertina and not commuting i'm probably saving more than the 20% anyway
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
ooh which bits of hackney, maybe i saw you?
(i didn't, i haven't even looked out of the window, only the door when i thought the flat oppsite had broken the hatch up to the roof ) (they hadn't)
― mark s, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
total shiter regardless, plax. hope everything goes alright for you
― ||||||||, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
thanks buddy. it'll be grand
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
xp up to clissold park from angel via st pauls rd/highbury new park and then back down via green lanes/southgate road. although a little more aimlessly.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
Wishing grandness for plax.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUMHui4WkAAGyJb?format=jpg&name=900x900
âA warm wish of speedy recovery for Boris Johnson and good luck to the great British people who are the first in the world to experiment with herd immunity starting with the shepherd!â
From La Repubblica
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
^ aye, thatâs awful Plax
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
Xp
Oh yeah, hope everything works out Plax, don't let the bastards grind you down.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
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Germany conducts 500,000 tests in a week, Sky News reports. The British government is aiming to be testing 10,000 per day by tomorrow.
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
(all the best plax btw)
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
aye, but nobody is clapping them, always the sign of a poorly funded health service.
― calzino, Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
sorry plax, all the best
― a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link