in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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(granted, I threw it in the trash, but still)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (six years ago)

130. tragic noggin

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:08 (six years ago)

131. violent craving for consensus

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:10 (six years ago)

132. morning necrophilia

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:16 (six years ago)

133. travels solely by leapfrog, much to the chagrin of everyone en route

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:04 (six years ago)

134. all sandwiches taste like pastrami on rye

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:13 (six years ago)

135. import error
136. file name extension retention
137. Trudeau cravings

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (six years ago)

139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (six years ago)

140. weak reflection

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

wait

i need that one clarified

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

141. murky posts

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

142. most perky

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

143. uncharacteristic assassination

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (six years ago)

in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answers
Mark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers

nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (six years ago)

145: marker mode

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (six years ago)

146. Toast craving

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (six years ago)

147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (six years ago)

(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (six years ago)

oh wows toats awks

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (six years ago)

148. Zoom Lag

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (six years ago)

149. garden-variety garden

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)

150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)

151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)

152. strange men in waistcoats of eyecatching colour are suddenly on every corner, or so it seems.

they appear....yes....they are exchanging significant glances as you pass, like a telepathic relay

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:07 (six years ago)

153. A shimmering phantasm appears, high in the air above Lichtenstein. You begin to feel a chill and your pants grow damp.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:11 (six years ago)

154. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:14 (six years ago)

> N

155. You are eaten by a grue.

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (six years ago)

156. constantly missing the floor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (six years ago)

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (six years ago)

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (six years ago)

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (six years ago)

160. ta ta ta taaaaa

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (six years ago)

161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (six years ago)

162. the gravest sign

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (six years ago)

163. Rumpofsteelskin

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (six years ago)

165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (six years ago)

uhh 164

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (six years ago)

16,500. bonkers multiples

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (six years ago)

267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (six years ago)

164. short term memory loss

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (six years ago)

i’d forgotten about that one

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (six years ago)

168. ability to feel woollens compromised

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

169. Shameless Pillow Promotion

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (six years ago)

172. Goblin problems

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (six years ago)

173. Radical ambivalence

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)

174. yougraine

nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)


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