in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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106. Breathe the pressure / Come play my game, I'll test ya / Psychosomatic, addict, insane

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:35 (six years ago)

107. literal frog in one's throat

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:36 (six years ago)

108. I'm dead
109. I'm The Stranger

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:37 (six years ago)

110. felicitous, newly acquired ability to front a caverncore band

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:40 (six years ago)

111. urge to trawl through YouTube for videos of oddballs giving lessons on etiquette

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:42 (six years ago)

112. Got a wicked case of the jimmy leg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:49 (six years ago)

113. woke up inhabiting the body of Richard Kline (who portrayed Jack Tripper's friend Larry on the beloved sitcom Three's Company)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:55 (six years ago)

114. speaks only in V A G A R I E S

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 14:57 (six years ago)

115. perpetual obliqueness

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:02 (six years ago)

116. smiling next to others in silent lucidity

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:03 (six years ago)

117. Delayed choogling

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:12 (six years ago)

118. Sad hands

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:13 (six years ago)

119. bunch of sarcastic raccoons playing ping-pong in the ol’ mailbox, if you know what I mean

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:20 (six years ago)

120. I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:31 (six years ago)

121. old hockey books

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:40 (six years ago)

121. jerkier, even less confident stabs at hanky panky

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (six years ago)

*122 ffs

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:42 (six years ago)

123. Pre-mullet.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:51 (six years ago)

124. Post-hawk

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:52 (six years ago)

125. Rough smoothies

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (six years ago)

126. Can smell passing clouds

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:53 (six years ago)

127. FONMO, Fear of Not Missing Out

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:42 (six years ago)

128. unable to face down large centipedes

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:57 (six years ago)

Guess I've had cv19 all my life.

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:00 (six years ago)

129. yo-yo won't come back to me

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (six years ago)

(granted, I threw it in the trash, but still)

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:01 (six years ago)

130. tragic noggin

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:08 (six years ago)

131. violent craving for consensus

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:10 (six years ago)

132. morning necrophilia

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:16 (six years ago)

133. travels solely by leapfrog, much to the chagrin of everyone en route

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:04 (six years ago)

134. all sandwiches taste like pastrami on rye

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 19:13 (six years ago)

135. import error
136. file name extension retention
137. Trudeau cravings

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:29 (six years ago)

138. an additional soul scored from a 1-up brick

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:35 (six years ago)

139. impromptu delivery of all of your dialogue throughout the day in the style suggested to you by the music from next doors telly

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:37 (six years ago)

140. weak reflection

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:39 (six years ago)

wait

i need that one clarified

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

141. murky posts

rob, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

142. most perky

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:44 (six years ago)

143. uncharacteristic assassination

coco vide (pomenitul), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

144. aromas of peat, nail varnish, and wood lice

epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 (six years ago)

in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative) [Started by ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac) in March 2020, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:48 by epistantophus] 140 new answers
Mark Kermode [Started by pete s in January 2004, last updated Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:43 by Ward Fowler] 30 new answers

nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:51 (six years ago)

145: marker mode

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 21:54 (six years ago)

146. Toast craving

extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 22:06 (six years ago)

147. saying “Question.” immediately before asking a question

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (six years ago)

(toast craving utterly otm gbx, how on earth did you know)

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:44 (six years ago)

oh wows toats awks

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:57 (six years ago)

148. Zoom Lag

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 00:00 (six years ago)

149. garden-variety garden

epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)

150. all your labels are rubbing all the wrong spots all a sudden

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)

151. strange cats greet you like an old friend, dogs whine and hang back

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)


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