42. orthonormal legs
― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (six years ago)
43. failing diagonally
― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (six years ago)
44. sweaty teeth
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (six years ago)
45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (six years ago)
46. falling up the stairs
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (six years ago)
47. Bats in the belfry
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (six years ago)
48 windows are jammed
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (six years ago)
49. ectoplasmic colon
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (six years ago)
lads we're fucked and no two ways
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (six years ago)
50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (six years ago)
51. would suffer fools very gladly
― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (six years ago)
52. uneven beard
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (six years ago)
53. perforated fringe
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (six years ago)
54. Persistant dry opinions
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (six years ago)
55. perineal fog
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (six years ago)
56. idiopathic foreskin
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (six years ago)
57. I'm alive
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (six years ago)
58. hot heart and moist brain
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (six years ago)
59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (six years ago)
60. enlarged navel fluff
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (six years ago)
61. cuticle arrhythmia
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (six years ago)
62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (six years ago)
63. shortness of sockets
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (six years ago)
64. incorrect use of semicolons
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (six years ago)
fuck i need tested; asap
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (six years ago)
65. urethral logorrhea
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (six years ago)
66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long
― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (six years ago)
67. Matt Bianco earworm
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (six years ago)
69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (six years ago)
68. Can’t suffer a gap
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (six years ago)
70. Soccer tongue*
* (imago has this symptom)
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (six years ago)
71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (six years ago)
72. trap in
― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (six years ago)
73. soldiers' pay74. mosquitoes75. sartoris76. the sound77. the fury
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (six years ago)
78. feverish hot takes
― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (six years ago)
79. switching to instant coffee, but not for reasons of budgeting or supply
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:30 (six years ago)
80. my eyes switched places
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:33 (six years ago)
81. feet are exactly one foot long
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:36 (six years ago)
82. uncaring hair
83. undiagnosed ability to juggle
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:38 (six years ago)
84. every other toe is on fire85. heart on sleeve86. adequate knuckles
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:40 (six years ago)
87. a sudden and demonstrated preference for spiral bound notebooks, specifically those ones where the wire spiral binding curls inwards slightly at the ends so it doesn’t get caught on your jumper
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:43 (six years ago)
88. excessive and unexplained bleeding from hand after driving letter opener through hand
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:50 (six years ago)
89. Speculative post mortem
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:51 (six years ago)
90. ham fists, chicken legs
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:52 (six years ago)
91. remembers the movie Short Circuit 2 with fondness
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:55 (six years ago)
88. male menstruation
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:59 (six years ago)
93. baker’s cough94. ears taped shut
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:11 (six years ago)
95. reverse pooping
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:41 (six years ago)
just realized 93 is actually a thing :(
― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 12:46 (six years ago)
i’d forgotten about that one
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (six years ago)
168. ability to feel woollens compromised
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (six years ago)
169. Shameless Pillow Promotion
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (six years ago)
170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (six years ago)
171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (six years ago)
172. Goblin problems
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (six years ago)
173. Radical ambivalence
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)
174. yougraine
― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)
misanthropy
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)
176: spelt flower
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (six years ago)
177. battered christ
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (six years ago)
178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (four years ago)
179. illegible tattoos180. woke cat181. the power of Greyskull
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (four years ago)
182. Urine > 99°C
― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (four years ago)
183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (four years ago)