in which we list our own cv19 symptoms (speculative)

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26. imaginary bodyguard

― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:24 (six years ago)

27. Believe I can swordfight

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (six years ago)

28. medium intestine

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:25 (six years ago)

29. Slippery elbows

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:26 (six years ago)

30. loss of bay leaf
31. slow blink
32. backwards knee

― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (six years ago)

30. gain of coordination

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:29 (six years ago)

Whoops

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:30 (six years ago)

34. farmer tan

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:32 (six years ago)

35. early onset butt droop

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (six years ago)

36. burst into primordial soup
37. it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:35 (six years ago)

38. tacos for breakfast

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:36 (six years ago)

39. glossy brain

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:37 (six years ago)

40. bioluminescence

― epistantophus, Thursday, 26 March 2020 03:39 (six years ago)

41. linear algebra beginning to seem enjoyable

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:21 (six years ago)

42. orthonormal legs

― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 March 2020 04:25 (six years ago)

43. failing diagonally

― Poptimus Grime (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 06:43 (six years ago)

44. sweaty teeth

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:00 (six years ago)

45. suddenly a lot of incidental billy joel

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:03 (six years ago)

46. falling up the stairs

― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:12 (six years ago)

47. Bats in the belfry

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:44 (six years ago)

48 windows are jammed

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:45 (six years ago)

49. ectoplasmic colon

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 07:49 (six years ago)

lads we're fucked and no two ways

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:02 (six years ago)

50. My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.

― 26. imaginary bodyguard (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:05 (six years ago)

51. would suffer fools very gladly

― estela, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:11 (six years ago)

52. uneven beard

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:13 (six years ago)

53. perforated fringe

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:45 (six years ago)

54. Persistant dry opinions

― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:47 (six years ago)

55. perineal fog

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:51 (six years ago)

56. idiopathic foreskin

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:53 (six years ago)

57. I'm alive

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (six years ago)

58. hot heart and moist brain

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Thursday, 26 March 2020 08:57 (six years ago)

59. clothes ripped like the incredible hulk

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:03 (six years ago)

60. enlarged navel fluff

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:06 (six years ago)

61. cuticle arrhythmia

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:12 (six years ago)

62. Increased spousal sensitivity to unvarnished patio furniture

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 09:14 (six years ago)

63. shortness of sockets

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:21 (six years ago)

64. incorrect use of semicolons

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:46 (six years ago)

fuck i need tested; asap

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:54 (six years ago)

65. urethral logorrhea

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 10:58 (six years ago)

66. mixcloud play queue now 3,000 NTS shows long

― a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:03 (six years ago)

67. Matt Bianco earworm

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:10 (six years ago)

69. trouble with adhering to sequenced lists

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:13 (six years ago)

68. Can’t suffer a gap

― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:16 (six years ago)

70. Soccer tongue*

* (imago has this symptom)

― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (six years ago)

71. recurring fits of 'agronomist's complaint'

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:17 (six years ago)

72. trap in

― consultant haste (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:23 (six years ago)

73. soldiers' pay
74. mosquitoes
75. sartoris
76. the sound
77. the fury

― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:25 (six years ago)

78. feverish hot takes

― calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:27 (six years ago)

79. switching to instant coffee, but not for reasons of budgeting or supply

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:30 (six years ago)

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155. You are eaten by a grue.

― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:17 (six years ago)

156. constantly missing the floor

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:18 (six years ago)

157. shortness of breath when chasing fleeing doctor

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:19 (six years ago)

158. piano tuner says "hi mum" when struck

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:20 (six years ago)

159. Mister T.A.P.I.O.C.A.

― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:40 (six years ago)

160. ta ta ta taaaaa

― coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:44 (six years ago)

161. hands have been carefully removed and are marinating in the fridge

― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 01:53 (six years ago)

162. the gravest sign

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 01:55 (six years ago)

163. Rumpofsteelskin

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:11 (six years ago)

165. systematically wetting everyone’s beds except one’s own

― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:30 (six years ago)

uhh 164

― epistantophus, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:31 (six years ago)

16,500. bonkers multiples

― Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 March 2020 04:50 (six years ago)

267.151 converting miles to km in a disruptive manner

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 05:26 (six years ago)

164. short term memory loss

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 27 March 2020 06:22 (six years ago)

i’d forgotten about that one

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 March 2020 07:40 (six years ago)

168. ability to feel woollens compromised

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

169. Shameless Pillow Promotion

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

170. Urge to wrestle rogue octopus

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

171: now taken to saying "the proof of the pudding is in the pudding"

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:33 (six years ago)

172. Goblin problems

― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:53 (six years ago)

173. Radical ambivalence

― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)

174. yougraine

― nashwan, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)

misanthropy

― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)

176: spelt flower

― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:57 (six years ago)

177. battered christ

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:28 (six years ago)

one year passes...

178. Inexplicable taste of pink floyd in my head

― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

179. illegible tattoos
180. woke cat
181. the power of Greyskull

― epistantophus, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 11:52 (four years ago)

six months pass...

182. Urine > 99°C

― pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:07 (four years ago)

183. Strangely attracted to Everest from Paw Patrol.

― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Sunday, 9 January 2022 09:12 (four years ago)

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