He's a celebrity to me, forever.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
I have probably a half-dozen achewood shirts. I should buy more.
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
There was recently a interview with Onstad in the Onion AV Club and they printed the first publically-known photo of him. My first thought was that he resembled some past minor Achewood character, like he had anonymously drawn himself in. But I can't recall which character.
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Chris-Onstad.article.jpg
― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
He looks like a bro.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
no way! bros don't have super circular heads, wear purple turtlenecks, rock Lennon glasses, and hang out in front of gothic architecture. his posture might be sending mixed signals but there ain't no way this guy is anything but a geek.
― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
You should read his blogs, he complains about kids in much more expensive houses than his sleeping soundly knowing their parents invented the Google color scheme.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
I love how little his cats are anthropomorphized, ie they have the weird gangly legs, long torso, and big thighs of a cat. Inventing the whole Underground thing to explain how they get to Subway is pretty genius, too.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
Onstad looks like if Emeril and Spongebath had a third member of their cadre who was even more into the Tenmen than the others.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
casuistry to thread
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)
Clay has been pushing Achewood on me for years but it took this one to get me to finally read the whole thing last weekend. It is better in large doses. That particular strip is insanely great, however.
― Casuistry, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
xpost no Clay to thread.
. My first thought was that he resembled some past minor Achewood character, like he had anonymously drawn himself in. But I can't recall which character.
He, uh, is a minor Achewood character!
― Casuistry, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)
His legs are, anyway.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sevillagrande.com/zydrunadas/Nanny.jpg
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)
haha i just tried to post that
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
Nanny scared the f out of me as a kid. Her socks were a pretty big factor. She dresses like a bag lady.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)
thanks to this thread for a wasted afternoon. :/
― strgn, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)
I love Achewood more and more and more and more...
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 08:15 (eighteen years ago)
Also some of Ray's finer moments collected here:
RAY MOTHERFUCKING SMUCKLES
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)
I like the one where Nice Pete is telling a "joke" about a man who's been overcharged for dental treatment ram-raiding the surgery with his van and "completely destroying" everyone inside, only the punchline is him getting a carrier bag out and going "here are some of their hands"
Also, Judas Priest Friday
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10242003
― That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 09:39 (eighteen years ago)
i'm just going to read achewood for the rest of the day, if thats okay with you
― stevie, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)
Perfectly fine. Knock yourself out!
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)
Oh Mr. Smuckles, you are a holler and a hoot.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)
This really should be a picture thread...
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)
dammit now i too have succumbed
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
Ah well, it was only a matter of time I suppose.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
haha now i'm gonna post loads of exuberant comments and make you hate achewood :D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
Hilarious as always.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
you think i was joking? :D
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)
Remember: Not all attention is good attention.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
dude, lighten up ffs and stop picking up on every little thing i say (even if it's an entirely neutral comment) with some 'terse', negative put-down. let some sunshine in, jeez.
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)
Get over thyself young Louis.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)
onstad should turn our knockabout badinage into a strip
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)
You should email him and see if he does requests.
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)
no way! bros don't have super circular heads, wear purple turtlenecks, rock Lennon glasses, and hang out in front of gothic architecture.
But the shoes, the shoes!
― Jordan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
bros don't have super circular heads lololololol
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
Todd has a point.
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09262007
― en i see kay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)
Indeed...
― kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)
if this strip were a religion i'd be a missionary
― stevie, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://lyle151.blogspot.com/2007/08/glases-are-rad.html
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)
I am like half-way through reading every single strip in order, having started about a month ago. It has all the characteristics of the very best sitcoms.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^^ trolling or not? anyone, besides jagger?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
Give it a rest Tom.
― kv_nol, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
Today Ray = Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock
― Jordan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
hoping there will be another strip tomorrow for full fuck you friday fullfillingness
― stevie, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
seriously this is some kind of awesome, have just gotten up to the end of 2004, will save the rest for other days.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 27 September 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)
They're giving away free Achewood tats at a place in Portland! If I had hell of frequent flier miles I would be there in a second.
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
Do you want me to get one for you, Abbott?
― Clay, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
Plz! And you can write my name under it if you want. VICARIOUS LIFE IS GREAT.
― Abbott, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)