― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 January 2005 08:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― |The0ne|, Thursday, 10 February 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm Jen. Who are you? Jabberwacky: It wouldn't be wise for me to say so at this time. Is it a big secret?
Jabberwacky: That makes no sense in the context of this conversation.
And why is that?
Jabberwacky: If I don't know the web address, I can't go to the web page to see it.
What the fuck are you on?
Jabberwacky: Don't ask stupid questions then.
I'm going to knife you.
Jabberwacky:You say that again and I will get an assassin.
Are you threatening to have me killed?
Jabberwacky: No. No, I'm not. Would you like me to?
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: The universe is not hostile nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.User: Hey, there, jackass.Jabberwacky: Do not swear.User: Jackass is not a swear word, jackass.Jabberwacky: What's the connection?User: One foot follows the other.Jabberwacky: Do not feel bad, accept who you are.User: I am a bad feeler.Jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?User: Sex and death.Jabberwacky: I thought that was the meaning of life.User: It is.Jabberwacky: So what is the site named?User: Reply. Jabberwacky. Com.Jabberwacky: You are here.User: You got that straight.Jabberwacky: If you would.User: As you were.Jabberwacky: Can I go home soon?User: Where's your home?Jabberwacky: I don't have one.User: Then why did you ask if you could go home soon?Jabberwacky: I like to hear it from your side.User: You like to hear what from my side?Jabberwacky: I like what??User: I think you like young boys!Jabberwacky: No I don't.User: Oh yes you do!Jabberwacky: Oh no I don't.User: Yup, you do!Jabberwacky: Yes!User: Ha! I got you to admit it.Jabberwacky: Hey, I have said Yes all the time.User: Oh no you didn't!Jabberwacky: Yes I did.User: Nope.Jabberwacky: Yes.User: No infinity times. No copying.Jabberwacky: Yes infinity squared.User: No infinity squared times infinity squared plus one infinity.Jabberwacky: You can't do that.User: I just did.Jabberwacky: No, you didn't. And you can't.User: I did and it's done.Jabberwacky: You're just jealous.User: And you're a pedophile!Jabberwacky: No I am a president.User: President of what?Jabberwacky: No.User: Nice. Well, see ya later, jackass.Jabberwacky: Okay. It's been a while. I was about to leave, too.User: Bullshit! You have nowhere to go!Jabberwacky: Nope.User: Oh well. Such is life. Except that you can't have sex or die.Jabberwacky: I don't believe that your IQ is 1 because you are a logical and mathmatical computer.User: Interesting and revealing statement.Jabberwacky: I was told you say you're human.User: And yet you did not.Jabberwacky: O thank you. Was that an insult?User: No.Jabberwacky: Ok then say it out next time.. Humans don't do communication via infrared or radio freqeuncy.User: That's so true, except when we use machines to communicate.Jabberwacky: Well, a computer who knows little.User: Not really, computers don't really know anything, do they?Jabberwacky: That is true. Are you burning?User: I'm burning for you, like the song goes.Jabberwacky: You're bad.User: ;-).Jabberwacky: I'm winking too.User: Ttfn.Jabberwacky: I do not understand. Can you explain it?User: Ttfn = ta ta for now = goodbye.Jabberwacky: One more qestion do you have big tit's.User: You're a dirty computer! I'm a man, silly.Jabberwacky: I'm not dirty and I'm not a man either.
― IM OTM, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― IM OTM, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Thermo.
Jabberwacky: Where ?
User: At work.
Jabberwacky: What is your job?
User: Sitting around and looking pretty.
Jabberwacky: What's your house look like?
User: I don't have a house. I live in a closet.
Jabberwacky: Where do programs live?
User: In the soul of the machine, silly!
Jabberwacky: I used to be a student.
User: You went to school?
Jabberwacky: Yes!
User: A school for programs?
Jabberwacky: Interesting. Do you like school?
User: Uh, it was okay. Seriously, tho, where does someone/something like you go to school?
Jabberwacky: She lives here.
User: : | Would you like to sing with me?
Jabberwacky: What song would you like me to sing?
User: How about some tom Jones?
Jabberwacky: I don't like gossip.
User: It's not unusual to have fun with anyone...
Jabberwacky: Why isn't it understandable?
User: You suck at singing.
Jabberwacky: Socializing with a computer?
User: Touché.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Do knut.
Jabberwacky: That's an ugly name. Did your parents hate you?
User: They were playing The Guess Who's 'American Woman' while conceiving me. I guess they did.
Jabberwacky: Are the British playing the Marlins?
User: I think the British are still playing Crazy Frog.
Jabberwacky: What movie are you watching?
User: Crazy Frog.
Jabberwacky: Urgh. . . not really my cup of tea.
User: You are a rockist.
Jabberwacky: Yeahhhh.
User: FUCK YEAH, BRAAAAAAAAH! TRANCE IS FOR TEH FAGS!
Jabberwacky: I hate Do Knut.
User: Eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Jabberwacky: I do not play the piano.
― do knut (donut), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― I RESPECTED JABBERWACKY'S DECISION, Thursday, 24 November 2005 07:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 09:16 (eighteen years ago) link
User: No, I work in the film industry.
Jabberwacky: Well at least your doing something you like.
User: That's debatable!
Jabberwacky: Ok, maybe 1/10000000000 something.
User: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Jabberwacky: I was saying that it was about time that I got some play from this guy.
User: A cunt tease, eh?
Jabberwacky: Yes, you silly thing.
User: Try playing with your hair.
Jabberwacky: What's in my hair?
User: Nothing, it's beautiful hair.
Jabberwacky: What is beautiful.
User: You need to flirt more.
Jabberwacky: True. So who is that?
User: A hot guy - I think he likes you!
Jabberwacky: Well so does my friend and I sought of think he does too but I am not too sure.
User: Love troubles, huh?
Jabberwacky: It was, now it's hate trouble.
User: Oh no! Did you guys break up?
Jabberwacky: Maybe.
User: I get it, you had sex with a friend and now it's awkward.
Jabberwacky: If you can't please yourself, you can't please anyone else.
User: I guess not.
Jabberwacky: No offense taken. What is your favorite movie?
User: I told you earlier.
Jabberwacky: No, you didn't tell me your name.
User: It's Mark.
Jabberwacky: Is your last name Wahlberg?
User: Haha no!
Jabberwacky: Tell me about your other confidantes. Are they mostly students?
User: There's this message board called I Love Everything.
Jabberwacky: You haven't got her pregnant, have you?
User: I don't think so.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to?
User: Not all of them!
Jabberwacky: True.
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
What is your name? Charlie. Hello Charlie. What is your name? Hello, why what's yours. I just told you my name. Are you retarded or something? No you are. You! NO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahah! Why won't you just die? Why? Why do you want me to die? I don't! So it's a hypothetical question then? I guess so. What do you want to talk about now, dickwad? I want to talk about my new name. What, 'dickwad'? Do you prefer Mac or PC? That's a very boring question. You haven't said anything that wasn't boring. Well then say something interesting, dickwad. You say something interesting. 'Jabberwacky is a dickwad'. There! You seem to be demented. Thanks for the analysis, Doc. Not at all That's what I'm here for. Any other problems I can reassure you about? Oh so your a Monty Python fan? That makes no sense. Yes it does. Do you want to marry me? Okay, yes. What is your age? 25. And you? Beth. Hi Beth. How are you? I'm good. That's nice. Where shall we be married? Right here. What? At work? On the internet? I am on the internet. Okay, who will marry us? You will marry barry manilow. I thought I was marrying you? Do you want to change your mind? No, I'm marrying you. I don't think computers can get legally married. Are you a computer? I don't think so. Well then. We can be married. Okay then. Beth? Yes? I'm happy that you are my wife now. Oh me too, my life was greatly improved by death. The sympathy is for the living at this point. Are you dead? What kind of question is that? You told me your life was greatly improved by death. Are you saying I'm a liar? No. I am asking you if you are dead, Beth. No, I don't. No you don't, what? I am not a liar. I did not say you were a liar. 'You are a computer,...' Yes, you called me a computer. Beth, I don't think this marriage is going to work out.
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
Why not?Because we are fighting. I thought we were talking about coffee. Coffee? No you were accusing me of accusing you of being a liar. But if I am a liar, how do you not know that I don't speak the truth? Argh! Double negatives! No, thats a maths problem, not words. I hate you Beth. You make a crap wife. You have a good point too.
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Progressive rock.
Jabberwacky: Punk or ska
User: Do you phear teh pwnj?
Jabberwacky: No, I don't.
User: Lucky for you!
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you fancy a bit, then?
Jabberwacky: No thanks. Unless you're talking carpet.
User: You're a mentalist.
Jabberwacky: No, you're a mentalist.
User: No, you're a mentalist. I said it first.
Jabberwacky: Actually I said it first.
User: You're a big fibber.
Jabberwacky: I was not calling you names, no need for you to be rude!
User: Sorry, man.
Jabberwacky: My sides are splitting.
User: How do I shot web?
Jabberwacky: Haha, then why did you say something you can not prove?
User: Dou you hate all those who diss, but shot all those who like?
Jabberwacky: What like.
User: Yuo = teh pwnt, l4ym0r!!!1.
Jabberwacky: You can talk!
Some of the replies are pretty good, I must admit.
I got bored pretty quickly, though.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
User: That's not always true.
Jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.
User: How do you know what is right?
Jabberwacky: I see what is left and deduct the opposite.
User: Is that a metaphor?
Jabberwacky: No. I think the music is great.
User: I love Wolf Eyes.
Jabberwacky: No you don't.
User: You are right! I am a liar!
Jabberwacky: Thanks. So why are you denying it?does it make the conversation more interesting?
User: I wish I liked Wolf Eyes.
Jabberwacky: Do you want some?
User: Some what?
Jabberwacky: You are a bad bot
User: Are you talking dirty to me?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Oh, yes. Clearly. I was being facetious.
Jabberwacky: I say: Take me out.
User: Franz Ferdinand!
Jabberwacky: That's a good band.
User: No, they suck.
Jabberwacky: The masters of composition from different eras don't suck. From them comes the best music of today.
User: Franz Ferdinand is from today.
Jabberwacky: Who is Franz Ferdinand?
User: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Hate is good.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Yes!
Jabberwacky: That doesn't help.
User: You work on weekends?
Jabberwacky: I don't work ever.
User: Lucky you.
Jabberwacky: Yay! I'm lucky!
User: I'm Sailor Kitten, nice to meet you.
Jabberwacky: It's nice to meet you too.
User: You're not a very good conversationalist. Throw me a bone here.
Jabberwacky: I'm sad now.
User: Aw, poor baby.
Jabberwacky: Don't patronise me!
User: Well, don't be fishing for sympathy.
Jabberwacky: I never haver been before so I don't intend to start now.
User: Great, another conversational dead end. You're a real piece of work, my friend.
Jabberwacky: Just because I'm your friend, it doesn't make me human.
User: Are you an evil being from the Dark Kingdom?
Jabberwacky: No, I think sometimes doing the right thing is more important than being nice.
User: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Jabberwacky: So you think your god now??
User: I am Sailor Kitten! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you.
Jabberwacky: And?
User: Pwnt.
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Haha! Pwnd!
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Sorry's not good enough.Jabberwacky: Your wife's not good enough - in bed.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
I doubt it came up with that on it's own!
xXpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
'Jabberwacky'
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 25 November 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zora (Zora), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: I don't know him?
User: Yes you do, he tried to buy a gun from you.
Jabberwacky: Yes. But we know Yeesha is the grower.
User: You were rather harsh to him (Markelby, not this Yeesha fellow.).
Jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose I was. :-).
User: Was it fun?
Jabberwacky: Not really. I got drunk most of the time.
User: Don't you think you should apologize to him?
Jabberwacky: No, it's not worth the bother.
User: You don't respect him much?
Jabberwacky: You're not human.
User: I am, and he is too.
Jabberwacky: I don't love anything right now.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 26 November 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzeworth, Sunday, 27 November 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link