resto my gf works at has closed (temporarily, it is hoped). I start working from home tomorrow
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:02 (six years ago)
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/16/entertainment/kristofer-hivju-coronavirus/index.html
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:08 (six years ago)
I dare anybody to use the "personal responsibility" line on anybody after this shit is done.
I can't robin hood much more but I'm not gonna let friends be ass out so I'll do what i can while trying to keep savings
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:08 (six years ago)
brooklyn botanic garden is closing which breaks my heart
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:39 (six years ago)
You fuckin rule!
xpost you too ulysses! Yeah that sucks partic at this time of year :/
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:43 (six years ago)
Raymond, best to you and your son.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:46 (six years ago)
I've been working from home since May 2016, and just started my first 9-5 office job in four years...today. And I'm unlikely to get laid off, since I'm doing social media/web content work for a major NJ medical school. I'm only going to be in the office two more days, though - we're switching to work-from-home at the end of the day on Wednesday. At least I'll get some exercise out of it for half the week; it's a mile and a half walk, mostly uphill, from the train station to the office. Took me a half hour this morning, and only about 20 minutes to get back at the end of the day, coming downhill.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:51 (six years ago)
People with cancer who are undergoing active chemotherapyPeople with cancers of the blood or bone marrow
Could the NHS contact Americans too?
j/k, i'll be going to the hematology clinic for my treatment on Friday. Will probably walk (an hour?) rather than take the subway.
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:59 (six years ago)
got back from the grocery store and was yelled at on my way back for hoarding; I thought I was buying an ok amount of groceries but guess not
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 16 March 2020 23:59 (six years ago)
(it was a week's worth, maybe two weeks, for my roommate and I; it just looked like more since they were out of bags so I had a moving box)
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:00 (six years ago)
Sorry you couldn't come down here and enjoy yourself, Raymond. Went down to Sixth Street to pick up dinner, and the vibe is... weird and upsetting. Feels like a dream, half the places are shuttered and the bars that are open are standing empty. Plenty of parking, no traffic.
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:00 (six years ago)
Finally gave up the e-cig because even if it's better than smoking it doesn't seem to be good for my blood pressure and inhaling pretty much anything right now seems ill-advised.
I miss nicotine, but this is easier than cigarettes because I'm not about to go buy a new e-cig setup.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:04 (six years ago)
XP Has City of Austin/Travis County issued a shut-down notice for bars yet?
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:10 (six years ago)
xpost Good luck! (Not sarcastic.)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:11 (six years ago)
Need...to..find.. an..emoji...for..when one has a... WFH w/ W & Ks 24/7 mini-meltdown
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:17 (six years ago)
People are assholes. You're right to be buying a good supply. Even if you feel safe going out shopping, it's still responsible to be prepared to self-quarantine if you have symptoms.
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:19 (six years ago)
👺Let's coopt the Tengu emoji for that.
xpost
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:22 (six years ago)
presuming we all make it through okay to june and life goes back to non-pandemic normal, it's hard to imagine what my economic life is going to look like.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, March 16, 2020 6:57 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
same
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:22 (six years ago)
I guess I'll C&P what I just posted to another thread:
The overall supply of perishable and non-perishable groceries hasn't shrunk at all. The big problem right now is that the normal smooth flow of supply and demand disappeared under a tsunami of end-consumer demand, so that 5x more carloads of stuff than normal swiftly got transferred from stores into people's homes. This can't instantly be replaced. It will take many extra truckloads of stuff getting delivered to stores to remedy this imbalance and there aren't any more trucks out there than there were last week. Give it time and the stuff will arrive.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:22 (six years ago)
No, Austin/Travis County hasn't ordered a shut down of bars/restaurants yet. This past weekend everywhere I saw was pretty full, but I think people are getting a sense of how serious this is now and staying home. I got takeout tonight, and will probably order pizza tomorrow if it's available, but I'm not going out anymore after tonight.
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:26 (six years ago)
in Miami the major grocery stores (Publix, Target) have been quiet.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:26 (six years ago)
Talked to my friend in Plano and he said the corporate types are taking this seriously and letting him work from home.
I worked in downtown Cleveland today and walked to the downtown grocery store where I saw the last bag of bread flour.
― whistling (brownie), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:29 (six years ago)
the grocery store wasn't even close to being empty, fwiw, there were certain things that were low (bread, mostly; some frozen vegetables) but otherwise you could hardly tell anything was different
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:30 (six years ago)
Kind of a paradox here. All the people who normally eat X number of restaurant meals a week will soon need to start supplying those meals from other sources, like... grocery stores. Instead of all those food deliveries going to restaurants, now they'll all go to grocery stores? Except it throws all those waiters, dishwashers and line cooks out of a job and overworks grocery checkers. People who rarely cook will be forced to fend for themselves in inadequate kitchens.
The hidden net gain is that just one trip to a grocery store can provide X meals, but restaurants would require X trips in public for the same number of meals.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:35 (six years ago)
yeah my normal routine is to eat dinner at restaurants 5-6 nights a week... my kitchen is definitely inadequate!
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:41 (six years ago)
yeah also this is new york city, home of apartments with rudimentary to no kitchen
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:43 (six years ago)
I've been wondering what the chances are of the USPS shutting down or at least strictly limiting service (ie no packages, or mail only twice a week, etc)? Because that would pretty much eliminate my last remaining source of somewhat steady income (eBay and discogs)
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:43 (six years ago)
Unlikely imo
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:48 (six years ago)
PLanning on planting more stuff, hoping I can grow some quick things - luckily already have a good silverbeet (chard) batch going.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:52 (six years ago)
wondering about the benefits of not washing my hair for three or four weeks
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:59 (six years ago)
I hate cooking.
Do people who make pizzas wear gloves now?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:00 (six years ago)
i wear an Ove-Glove(tm) when i take another delicious home run pizza out of the oven
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:01 (six years ago)
How is there no I Love Cooking board? I mean, I totally don't love cooking, but I'd still be interested in sharing recipes
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:10 (six years ago)
it's the cheese board.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:11 (six years ago)
I’ve started making my own pizza in my skillet and it is seriously the greatest thing ever.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:13 (six years ago)
I'm panic buying more books than food
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:18 (six years ago)
lol same
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:20 (six years ago)
jeez I have enough unread books in my place to last 5 years minimum
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:21 (six years ago)
Discovered that I don't like pizza or ice cream enough to go through the hassle of making it myself though I might put my maker to use again for weed-infused chocolate ice cream. I do wish I'd kept the tubs for making my own no-knead bread.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:22 (six years ago)
panic buying seems much worse here (australia) than in the US at the moment. presently one of the two largest supermarket retailers has the following limits on products:
Dry Pasta - 2 pack limit per shopFlour - 2 pack limit per shopTissues - 2 pack limit per shopPaper towel, serviettes and wipes - 1 pack limit per shopToilet paper - 1 pack limit per shopHand sanitiser - 2 unit limit per shop; andBulk rice (2kg+) - 1 pack limit per shop.
when I went in to one of their stores on Sunday, getting one of any of those products was virtually impossible in any event. there were also no eggs, no minced meat, no chicken (other than livers), and very limited breakfast cereals available. Fresh fruit and vegetables seemed to be bountiful.
― monotony, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:26 (six years ago)
thanks for reminding me to start no-knead pizza dough for tomorrow
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:28 (six years ago)
I re-upped on groceries a bit. the shelves were finally starting to look stressed. buncha dummies in masks cos they thought it was protecting them (at least, I hope that's why)
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:32 (six years ago)
yeah i've been thinking this is an excellent time for a heist tbh
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:35 (six years ago)
Bars and restaurants ordered closed, I wish they'd just go ahead and do all non-essential retail.
Either way I'm going to go broke, I'd kind of rather a) have it out of my hands and b) have it over with.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:40 (six years ago)
Oregon Gov. Kate Brown announced Monday afternoon that she will sign an executive order banning all statewide events of more than 25 people and limiting restaurants and bars to takeout and delivery only.
The governor said grocery stores, pharmacies and stores are exempt. The order begins Tuesday and is in place for four weeks.
― sleeve, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:42 (six years ago)
I've been wondering what the chances are of the USPS shutting down or at least strictly limiting service
One thing they're doing is waiving signature requirements for express mail -- at least that was the case for me today. Don't want germy customer hands on the signing device I guess.
― Miami weisse (WmC), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 01:47 (six years ago)
someone should set up a Jackbox game on Twitch
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 02:07 (six years ago)
Good point made by my wife re:hoarding. Supply of common staples, like bread and eggs and milk and the like, should remain stable, because these are things people usually do not buy in large amounts for storage, anyway. They don't keep; people consume them as they get them, and that consumption rate will not change. If you hoard, say, bananas, you will have bad bananas. But stuff like toilet paper, it's something you *can* hoard, if you want to. It never goes bad.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 02:15 (six years ago)
If you hoard, say, bananas, you will have bad bananas.
― Josh in Chicago
black bananas are perfect for banana bread, which is why we have twelve bunches of black bananas in the freezer. you never know when we may get the sudden urge!
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 02:18 (six years ago)
also you can freeze bananas
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 02:21 (six years ago)