outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low

NOTE: Please RETWEET this—America needs to know what this monster did. Thousands of future deaths will rightly be laid at his feet. https://t.co/FFGm5BDmIF

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) March 12, 2020

25th amendment

Trump will get coronavirus and survive

― honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Friday, March 13, 2020 8:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

he will die a martyr to the narrative

cause of death: The Discourse

Trump dying would be wild because 100% they will have tried to keep the fact he was sick a secret, and also keep the Twitter account going, Fox will tell all it's viewers it's a hoax, Facebook will be crazy with conspiracy and anti conspiracy theories... they'll try to keep the admin going as long as they can

fox will 2pac him for sure

#BREAKING: Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has tested positive for COVID-19. In an interview with the Miami Herald, he confirmed that he is the 42-year-old Miami-Dade County resident who tested positive, announced by FL Dept. of Health officials overnight. https://t.co/qjAMEFBdx1

— Joey Flechas 🏝 (@joeflech) March 13, 2020

that covid-19 facial expression

"welp ive got the ronas"

i've got a disease, and it's roni sized

what it's like, havin the 'rona

^^^ perfect

The people will survive
In their environment
The dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness of our south
The injustice of our greed
The practice we inherit

The dirt, scarcity and the emptiness of our south
There on the beach
I could see it in her eyes
I only had a Corona
Five cent deposit

our hospital has one potential case right now who is being transferred from the ICU to an isolated room on the floor. guess who his primary care doctor is? 🙃

yeeks

Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of the last temporary hospital in Wuhan.

The reported #covid19 cases went from a surge in February of 15,000 in one day to only 15 this week. pic.twitter.com/xWuPd23EfY

— redfish (@redfishstream) March 13, 2020

what happens there when the restrictions end is almost the most important point of the year, afaict.

This is rough. Fresh out of self-quarantine, @tedcruz is headed back in after he learned he shook hands with another person infected by virus. pic.twitter.com/WZinFx7ATR

— Jeremy Wallace (@JeremySWallace) March 13, 2020

stop shaking hands folks. (ted, keep shaking hands)

take a look at these hands!

yeeks

ted looking for any excuse to keep plumbing the depths of pornhub’s milf section

Calling human beings facing the risk of death in the middle of a global pandemic "CONSUMERS" is some dark, dystopian shit. pic.twitter.com/ubntmRaiOV

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) March 13, 2020

earlier they said that the cruise line companies are "america's cherished industry"

which i take exception to. america has so many industries that i cherish, i can't pick just one

nothing more american than sequestering people with disposable incomes in environmentally disastrous spaces devoted to enforced fun and very small portions of carefully controlled exposure to other cultures

ships flying flags of convenience, with crews largely composed of people from other countries

hmm, yeah, they kind of are the most american of industries

cruise ships are americas sweetheart

if we can't goodbye lenin ted cruz into staying self-quarantined for years after a vaccine is found w're not trying

just have the same man in a different mustache and tie standing outside his door when the fourteen days are up and shake his hand again

cruise ships are americas sweetheart

The Love Boat
Soon will be making another run
The Love Bat
Promises something for everyone

Only 80s kids will understand

i loved the graphic where the characters wld pop up in the life preserver

Orlando just became the latest to ban gatherings of 250 or more.

I actually didn't know we hadn't already done that

Wait, Ted’s quarantine was like 3 days long wasn’t it? That’s not a quarantine!

in pornhub years it's 12 days.

Lol

4 score and 7 leers ago

ahahahha

it might only be three days to you and me but ted has died a thousand little deaths in that time

"pandemic" (2020) on netflix. lovely stuff, lads

I know Gladwell has lots of haters (and Bill Simmons too), but I learned stuff from this conversation.

It’s not possible to learn things from Malcom Gladwell.

so the adult establishments in Cocoa are not only still open but advertising like nothing is happening.

think that's one place where you definitely can't minimize "social contact" and that would be a 'bad' thing....esp considering the average age of the people that go to them.

i have a friend whose bar just closed down because Charles Barkley drank there a few days ago.

oof.

You can bet that some idiots, having internalized years of apocalyptic movie behaviour, will make sure to live out apocalyptic movie behaviour.

http://www.blogto.com/city/2020/03/gun-reportedly-drawn-fight-toronto-grocery-store-amid-coronavirus-panic-shopping/

(Not blaming the movies, to be clear.)

One of the funny aspects of there being a global authoritarian movement but in fact no international leftwing solidarity is that right-wing politicians are all giving each other #coronavirus but leftwing politicians remain isolated, ineffective, and healthy.

— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) March 13, 2020

President Donald Trump announced Friday that the US government’s coronavirus testing apparatus, which has lagged badly behind other developed nations, would soon get an assist from Google. The search and advertising giant will create a website, Trump said, that would help Americans figure out if they need a test for the virus, and if so where they can find one.

The only problem: There is no nationwide site like the one Trump described. And Google had no idea the president was going to mention one.

https://www.wired.com/story/coronavirus-donald-trump-google-website/

The only problem