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yeah again, not to be all deadhead-ish but the early ones you read aren’t so good

idk I thought the ones I listed were all over the place time-wise. The one we just read (Flight 714) is one of the last ones - ends with a totally nonsensical deus ex machina after a bunch of convoluted capture/rescue/shootout sequences with too many characters

yeah I loved that one as a kid. You’re probably right.

Flight 714 rules fuiud

Besides the racism, the other obvious issue is that Tintin is a child doing an adult job.

it just feels like none of his stuff follows any kind of standard narrative structure - there's no themes, no sense of pacing the action, no building-to-a-climax, no real resolution, a lot of these stories feel like just a lot of random stuff that happens as an excuse to draw Tintin in a jungle, or a desert, or in a submarine or whatever.

xps

Tintin is a child doing an adult job.

haha yeah is this ever given any kind of explanation? I feel like after having read a lot of these I should have some grasp of where the character comes from and why he's in the position he's in and yet... like, where is his family? is he an orphan? Does he have a job (sometimes he appears to be a reporter, for some reason)? Why does he do any of the shit he does?

and don't say "it's for children, who cares!" Uncle Scrooge's motivations and defining characteristics, as a counter-example, are crystal clear. Even Little Nemo is based on a premise that serves to explain all the nonsense.

fwiw when i love comics did a poll like 15 years ago tintin ranked no. 1!

tintin himself is kind of a strange character -- not just ageless but kind of without any real personality at all, he's more like a stand-in for the reader than anything

yeah it's v weird, he's a nullity

which is by intention, I would think.

Herge himself seems to have been something of an empty vessel*, who also started his life's career as a school-aged teenager.

* he married a coworker on the orders of their boss, who kept a portrait of Mussolini in the office and conducted the wedding ceremony

The reason Tintin is a kid doing an adults job is because the strip was originally about teaching kids about the world. It was a newspaper strip in the kid section of a right-wing newspaper, and was just meant to indoctrinate about Soviet, Congo, US, etc.

It never really moved beyond that serialized mentality. Every page is it's own thing, and yeah, a lot of it is bad excuses for pretty drawings. That was indeed the point.

Britney Spears is a Republican.

In the 1991 Nardwuar vs Sonic Youth interview, Nardwuar was the bully and SY were within their rights to lash out.

I have no idea what anybody finds amusing about that terrible terrible cunt

^^ otfm. Baffled by the love for him. I don't get the "nardwuar is a national treasure he may not die!" but I'm guessing it's one of those #lolUSA things I'm better off not understanding anyway (yes, I know he's Canadian).

I don't understand why everybody doesn't just headbutt the fucker and then kick him to death tbh

the man does research!

????????

#lolUSA

Films aren’t art.

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, September 25, 2019 8:42 AM (six months ago)

came here to post this again, oh well.

All my posts in this thread are good

Dance isn't art.

How am I doing?

could try harder

saying things aren't art is performance

Saying it's performance to say things aren't art is performance.

it's not art to say that saying it's performance to say things aren't art is performance

Performance art is bad art

that famous dorothy parker dismissal of the winnie the pooh books is stupid and wrong and not even particularly clever ("tonstant weader fwowed up" or whatever)

i don't know if this is controversial but ppl love to quote that review for some reason

it's wrong but it's funny

the former never matters when the latter is true

otm

is it actually funny tho

kinda up to individual

winnie the pooh wont hit everyone the same way, neither will parker's zing of it, this seems a somewhat universal kind of phenomenon

it's wrong but it's funny

― Elon's musk (sic), Thursday, May 7, 2020 11:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm, also new board description, etc.

J B Morton's put-downs of A A Milne were better, of which this is my fave:

Hush, hush,
Nobody cares!
Christopher Robin
Has
Fallen
Down-
Stairs.

That is a good one.

the parker review wasn't of the books it was of a broadway adaptation

oh nevermind i misremembered. she mostly reviewed theater and i thought it was an adaptation she was reviewing but looking up the review i see it was of the book oops

fp

I am a huge Dorothy stan but, she didn't have children. Her review of a children's book was then, and is now, an amusing footnote.

HOWEVER

when she (in her role as a theater reviewer) absolutely savaged an obviously treacly and stupid A.A. Milne play I was totally cool with it

i also remembered it being a theater adaptation she was reviewing (as i said above) but can only find a book review now. mandela effect :/

oh i see now she did review Milne's Give Me Yesterday

https://ochsnerblog.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-23-at-10.10.54-am.png

https://ochsnerblog.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/screen-shot-2020-03-23-at-10.11.00-am.png

Yeah there's a bit where somebody is tapping out like rudimentary code for "I love you" and it's pretty cringey.

That said, the book review was out of line so I agree with J.D.

Does the New Yorker still review popular childrens' books?

nah

oh btw i like dorothy parker! her short stories were cool. she just probably wasn't the target audience for the gently paced adventures of a group of neurotic stuffed animals.

I think the time has probably come for everyone to quit it with the (((twitter names))) - the point has been made now.