outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

have we considered

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales pic.twitter.com/vblglH73Ek

— - ̗̀charis ̖́- (@indiemoms) March 10, 2020

The Danish Parliament passed new emergency laws that include giving the authorities power to access people’s homes without a court order in case of suspected Coronavirus cases.

From The Guardian's live blog. Seems… intense.

Don't like recycling my twitter content here, but the folks who were panic buying water and toilet paper in my local grocery stores have moved on to everything else - milk, canned good, basic grains, pasta, frozen vegetables, milk, eggs, and all the prepared frozen dinners/pizza.. The checker commented to me "I used to live in Florida and this is like a big hurricane."

Bare shelves on a lot of things at my local grocery store. Everyone was leaving with a full cart. pic.twitter.com/W0fgoGTnhx

— Chris Barrus (@quartzcity) March 12, 2020

I didn't realise the NY university system was shutting down until Autumn!

Speaking to colleagues in Spain, they're not confident schools will reopen this year.

The Danish situation is insane. When they went out saying that the country was on lockdown and everyone should be really smart about it, everyone ran down to the supermarkets and began pushing and shoving to buy toilet paper. We are a nation of idiots, and I fear it will get worse than Italy.

I managed to save my festival-coverage, though. They will try and send out screeners to get critics to write anyway, so I've pitched a daily column about me watching films on my couch named 'diary of a lonely filmfan'. The pay is awful, but I may make it through to may.

never ceases to amaze me the hope ye hold out for the general behaviour of the majority lads

everyone ran down to the supermarkets and began pushing and shoving to buy toilet paper

Sorry Fred, but every single (Western) nation went and did the exact same thing, so we're all idiots, not just the Danes.

Glad to hear you found a backup solution btw.

lads, the invisible hand knows what it's doing

Touching faces like there's no tomorrow.

one invisible hand washes the other

130 new cases in UK today (and 2 more deaths)

This is how the BBC chose to report this update.

https://i.imgur.com/IYVjsOa.jpg

Meanwhile, in China:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/conspiracy-theory-that-coronavirus-originated-in-us-gaining-traction-in-china

Kinda weird, Denmark and Norway has pretty much similar population size, number of confirmed cases, current growth rate, and recent governmental decisions (incl timing) as far as I can see, but I haven't noticed any TP shortage or hoarding here (Oslo) yet. A Danish fb friend hypothesized that a government signal of "a hoarding ban may soon be introduced" itself set off hoarding there, or we could have had bigger stockpiles in place, of course.

My Norwegian twitter follows seem unhappy with the prime minister? Might just be that they are leftwing and she is not

Pandemia #COVID19 #COVID19PT #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/3LMGvrSHMo

— André Ferreira (@_andrecferreira) March 11, 2020

News from one source of my work that we're supposed to continue with students unless they're infected or we are. Given that no one who hasn't travelled/come into contact with a confirmed case is able to get tested I'm not sure how we'd know.

(Also, sorry, I didn't mean that image to be so large and alarmist)

uchicago just moved all spring courses online (march 30 - june 13)

Woah, escalated restrictions in Norway just now: two-week (so far) cancellation/closedown of all cultural events, sports events, gyms, swimming halls, hairdressers/skincare/tattooers etc, clubs/pubs/restaurants etc except places serving non-buffet food where people can be kept at least 1 metre apart.

spoke to soon re hoarding upthread...

Woah, escalated restrictions in Norway just now:

aaand THAT's when the toilet paper at my local store flew off the shelves. Conclusion: people normally save on TP by crapping at gyms, hairdressers, restaurants etc (kidding).

Scotland stopping mass gatherings of more than 500 people but only after Rangers vs Celtic on Sunday.

Only applies to events that tend to need additional emergency services staff so e.g sports events are off but church gatherings are ok.

"Brazilian official who met Trump in US (on Saturday) tests positive"

Lol new (not seriously meant) conspiracy theory sighted: The outbreak is caused by a reduced amount of air travel, since They use airliners to spray vaccine down on an unsuspecting populace.

Justin Trudeau now self-isolating after his wife starting showing symptons

An update on the Prime Minister. pic.twitter.com/jS8bEvynnt

— Cameron Ahmad (@CameronAhmad) March 12, 2020

A good start

Well then.

Yesterday: One confirmed case in all of Ottawa.
Today: The Trudeaus might have it.

The Spanish PM's wife has tested positive too.

The Brazilian government has confirmed that President Jair Bolsonaro’s communications secretary, Fabio Wajngarten, has coronavirus just days after meeting Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago, Dom Phillips, in Rio de Janeiro, reports.

chance that trump has it, far higher possibility that bolsonaro does

The guillotine appeared in the form of a shadowy handshake.

I’m skeptical, seems unlikely the healthiest president in U,S. history would come down with this

This was too beautiful to not share:

Push me, and then don’t touch me, ‘til I can get my, vaccination. https://t.co/QqT1hjmcmq

— Daniel (5%) 🔜 EDCLV (@burkah0lics) March 11, 2020

Big Ten and Mid-Atlantic Conferences announced they're cancelling the remainder of the men's and women's basketball tournaments, so that's pretty much gonna be it for March Madness.

Map's down: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

rip american sports

Bolsonaro got it apparently 😎

source

Sauce?

i think he got tested, results unknown, i think.

but yeah, hope he gets it bad, what a fucker

Source:

#URGENTE | El presidente de Brasil, Jair Bolsonaro, dio positivo para el Coronavírus. pic.twitter.com/kEQPHzyswE

— Nexofin (@Nexofin) March 12, 2020

Weird how irrelevant a figure Trump suddenly seems.

Yeah sorry, Twitter. Unconfirmed

that world leaders and their nexts in succession weren't immediately isolated from each other is...well, it's something. you'd think they would've carted pence off to camp david or something as soon as it was revealed the trump was exposed

a well organized government certainly would have.

President of Serbia Aleksandar Vucic doesn't appear too well.

what if this is the rapture

Some verified dude deleted his tweet about Bolsonaro having it, now says he’s being tested.

On Thursday Major League Baseball announced that effective Friday, March 13 it would be suspending all spring training events indefinitely, and the delay could potentially impact the start of the regular season.