"scare"!
― calzino, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link
Oh mate. pic.twitter.com/P4wK1OtcEo— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) March 14, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 14 March 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link
Coronavirus: What happened on a day without football?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
I'm sure someone who's more familiar with football can make a tres funny joke about how Southampton can't even occupy the centre in a game of Noughts & Crosses where they get to go first.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES_pzJDWAAAwWjW?format=jpg&name=mediumhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETK9FPeXYAQDcei?format=jpg&name=medium
the local Rector Revd Debbie Nash has decided there won't be any jitterbugs being spread under her watch.
― calzino, Sunday, 15 March 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
Greengrocer's' apostrophes in full swing, on the other hand
― akb23 (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
needless ordinal superscript also (worse imo, if not i suppose incorrect)
― mark s, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
Rector vs vector
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
lol, top work
― mark s, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
It's a beautiful old building with a medieval section that must be at least 700 years old. Never dared enter it though. It's quite intimidating when it is full of middle aged middle class white folk, who although quite harmless looking have murderous stares of death like something out of Tales of the Unexpected. Rector Revd Debbie always nods or says hello when I pass through with the dog and seems a really wholesomely nice person though. I think she appreciates I don't let him piss on the graves!
― calzino, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
Coronavirus: Man proposes in Iceland storeA nurse proposed to his girlfriend in a branch of Iceland after a romantic trip to the country of the same name was cancelled due to the coronavirus.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 21 March 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link
Ledge
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 21 March 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link
GET IN
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
This guy was fucking flying round Morrisons like it was Rainbow Road, he nearly ran me over in front of the fish counter, I had to jump out the way and he didn't acknowledge me at all. When he left all he had bought was bottled water and scratchcards. pic.twitter.com/gzshh3hlgK— Baby Etrigan (@aboynamedposh) March 28, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
Whatโve I just seen . pic.twitter.com/wZl7xEUBRM— Owen Hallworth (@HallworthOwen) April 5, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
thinking about thos beans!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link
jesus god
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link
no wonder there were no tins of beans & sausages in Aldi last time i went
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
Pictured behind the toast: customer's detachable lower jaw.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link
Brilliant Message from Derbyshire police on Normanton Rd last night thatโs the language people speak & understand round here Its a Rap, stay safe & STAY @ HOME, PC Mcginley your an absolute legend ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/EZ47tzIqps— Ajit Singh Atwal (@AtwalAjit) April 5, 2020
― soref, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
driven inside by the cringe
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
i can't click that video it will kill me
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
bloke just called 5live and genuinely said the army should be on the streets and should shoot people "not kill them, just shoot them in the hand or foot" for a variety of offences incl "disrespecting the Queen", "running around sunbathing" and my favourite, "being outrageous".— the Devil has many bollocks, my friend (@LeonardEctric1) April 6, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
fuck, those are my three favourite things
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Bad news for Showbiz Kids
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?โ Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
โ Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I reckon it's two tins with sausages and two without, I take no pleasure in reporting this.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
irl lool bg
― donald failson (sic), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
xpthere is still too much sauce on the plate to support that theory!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
You know how you need to heat the beans for a while so the sauce reduces? his nan hasn't done that.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
I think she's filtered some of the sauce out of a third can of beans which has been put in the fridge for later, because she equates sauce with love!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
You know how you need to heat the beans for a while so the sauce reduces?
― kinder, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link
i have never taken an instruction less seriously
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link
#ClapForBoris Sending our best wishes โฆ@BorisJohnsonโฉ Get well soon and carry on the great job!!! pic.twitter.com/h26TUtZFF3— Glenn Aston (@GlennAston1) April 7, 2020
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
Efficient reducer from Tom in the responses
"Hope you snuff it like boris will soon"
― anvil, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
This guy ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ#ClapForBoris pic.twitter.com/mIHrnEhWrO— Kevin Basham (@KevinBasham) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link
xp this one is always a classic
pic.twitter.com/ZYmUXFusj7— ืืืกืงืื ื ืืืืืื (@ViscountLe8ton) April 7, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link
#ClapForBoris Sending our best wishes โฆ@BorisJohnsonโฉ Get well soon and carry on the great job!!!
Typical Wolves fan.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link
Oh the shame
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
LOL. soz NV
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link
Football fans, what ya gonna do?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link
nowt more English than racism and porn https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52243209
― piscesx, Friday, 10 April 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
feel bad for lolling so hard
― a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
The scene from Westminster bridge #ClapForCarers pic.twitter.com/JpzM0YBjgH— Damir Rafi (@d_rafi1) April 16, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
That seems like a lot of people quite close together
― oรน sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 02:35 (four years ago) link
I trained a neural network to produce UK government style petitions, trained on @jonty's excellent petitions dataset. It's just as awful as you might expect: https://t.co/jZ6hkLE65D pic.twitter.com/zDCPKVMaRn— Mike Sheldon (@mikesheldon) April 17, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 17 April 2020 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/z518nDp
At a farm up the road. Mental. My fat fingers included for added authenticity.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
One last go...
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
I'll have a gohttps://i.imgur.com/mfE40mc.jpg
― kinder, Friday, 17 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
Thank you! What was I doing wrong?
There's even a hidden Churchill there - above the Go Forward Together slogan. Ffs.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 17 April 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link