2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long

I'll vote Bernie later today. It won't slow Biden down, but it'll be a "consider the left, you doddering old fool" message.

you should vote loud then

shout at every boomer you see just to be safe

I think if you feel very strongly they let you vote more than once. Couldn't hurt to ask.

vote or die!

Biden now at 99/100 according to 538.

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Going the way the wind blows, with data

eff 538

https://images.45worlds.com/s/78/harry-roy-and-his-orchestra-sky-high-honeymoon-parlophone-78-s.jpg

we regret to inform you that Mr. Ketchup sucks ass:

I asked @JohnKerry today about whether he agreed that @BernieSanders Cuba literacy comments were the same as Obama’s 2014 remarks about the island’s education system in 2014. Here’s what Kerry - Sec of State during rapprochement - had to say: pic.twitter.com/rrkjsL6SFb

— David Smiley (@NewsbySmiley) March 9, 2020

swiftboat him

It’s been fun, campaign trail: @latimes has suspended work-related air travel and is prepping the newsroom to work from home to help slow the spread of coronavirus.

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 10, 2020

We gotta figure out what it means. (We can still drive and will still go into dangerous situations etc.) But given the trend of things, I also don’t know how much longer they can keep holding huge rallies without becoming a threat to public health. https://t.co/uePGFdYk4a https://t.co/CpbTycjUwZ

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 10, 2020

OMG, is this the beautiful denouement that four years of deplorable rallies have been leading up to?

if bernie doesn't suspend his campaign after tonight they'll be blaming him for spreading the disease by holding rallies/making people vote

oh nice, maybe this will lead to an increase in online political engagement!!

Maybe this will lead to the cancellation of political reporting!

if bernie doesn't suspend his campaign after tonight they'll be blaming him for spreading the disease by holding rallies/making people vote

something like that is almost inevitable, i think. #trumpdemic and #trumpcrash are both trending on twitter, despite (for once) these things not being caused by trump. who knows who the fuck is tweeting that, but it's inevitable that the right will come up with their own, only 10x louder and wronger, and amplified by fox

Maybe this will lead to the cancellation of political reporting!

fingers crossed!!

remember when real political reporters would scoff at people writing about politics at home in their pajamas

Now the real political reporters will scoff at voters while they sit at home in their pajamas.

I grudgingly give Biden a little credit for not taking any shit here:
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/486812-biden-tells-man-confronting-him-about-2nd-amendment-youre-full-of-shit

Yeah, was gonna say. Not really sure cranky, yelling Biden is exactly a turn-off to a specific subset of voters, et al.

"Don't tell me that, pal, or I'm going to go outside with your ass."

There's full-throated response to gun nuts, but also... "civility"

wtf I love Biden now

whoa now. that's like loving Trump for saying "not drinking alcohol is the only good thing about me"

(and he did)

Trump acts like a mean habitual drunk anyway, so what's the difference?

'wtf I love (x) now' is a dumb meme and I'm unreasonably fond of it.

xp

“I support the Second Amendment. The Second Amendment — just like right now, if you yelled 'fire,' that's not free speech. And from the very beginning — I have a shotgun, I have a 20-gauge, a 12-gauge. My sons hunt. Guess what? You're not allowed to own any weapon. I'm not taking your gun away at all."


A clear message from a coherent man.

I am not a Biden-watcher, is his tendency on the campaign trail this year to aggressively confront people part of a long pattern of behavior or is it new? If the latter, in the clips I've seen it doesn't seem so much like a strategy as a knee-jerk response. Which could raise still more concerns about his overall level of control and situational awareness.

Otoh if he's always done this then I guess it's just his thing.

Blunt, forceful messages delivered in muddled fashion but carry with them the basic underlying negative-emotional alignment one naturally agrees with ought to appeal to any Fight Club stan.

Honeybunch.

he challenged someone (Trump?) to a push-up contest already, right?

maybe he could change his name to Jack Palance

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaign-tantrums-bidens-1988-white-house-bid-derailed-after-he-unloaded-on-new-hampshire-voter%3f_amp=true

Not so new

i don't think he's a satirist, lambchop. xxp

get a room guys

I mean we all find your pet names adorable but

Well, all but one of us do.

Not so new

Well, I guess that's a relief?

turning on the cable news and you'd have no idea it was a primary Tuesday.

I'm going to go outside with your ass

New thread title imo

for the gay thread

Well, all but one of us do.

― crusty but malignant (Eric H.),

Poor little flower. Just dropped her petals and folded her tent.

Well, reporters will not generally report on the 9,000 bland generalities uttered by a candidate for the thousandth time. Workers! People! My upbringing! America! Motherhood and pie!

But if a candidate calls one person a smegma-slurping guttersnipe, or a contumelious jackanapes, well, that's news.

An industry has evolved to supply the sort of thing it thinks we want to know about. Which, inevitably, affects what we think you want to know about.

Every time we prove them right I cringe a little, but I don't have a surefire prescription for what to do about it. Biden isn't helping matters, but he's also not the source of the trouble, he's a symptom.

Shakey, my little peachpit, I wonder what kinda plagiarism Joe will try this year

or will it be just lying about his record

https://i.redd.it/a9cpqys4try31.jpg

"How fast could I KO this chickenshit hillbilly?"

Already lying about his record re: Iraq.

Well, reporters will not generally report on the 9,000 bland generalities uttered by a candidate for the thousandth time. Workers! People! My upbringing! America! Motherhood and pie!

But if a candidate calls one person a smegma-slurping guttersnipe, or a contumelious jackanapes, well, that's news.

totally agree. it's amazing how much would be solved by just making election season 2 months long. that way, the bland generalities are squeezed into a short time period and we don't have to come up with side games to entertain ourselves on year 3 of the campaign

She slurps smegma by the seashore

A clear message from a coherent man.

I just watched the Biden clip and--let's be fair--you're conveniently leaving out his emphasis on the word "any": "Guess what? You're not allowed to own any weapon. I'm not taking your gun away at all."

With emphasis added, it makes perfect sense (which I say as someone who wishes all guns were indeed taken away).