2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long

I mean, he eventually endorsed Clinton, but there was a feeling (or probably more accurately, an accusation) he did so reluctantly or half-heartedly. That feels like a million years ago now, though, and for all we know his support *did* help her and she would have done even worse without him.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 9, 2020 12:10 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the whole reluctantly or half-heartedly thing is so fucking dumb. like he wanted to win! i don't think any endorsement is this emotional full-hearted thing, like why the fuck would it be??? and who cares what it *truly means* in their heart, it's a political act and he did it.

Fox News got the idea that Biden is senile from Berniebro twitter accounts (with six followers).

Fred, I don’t dislike you, but there is something really fucking infuriating about someone in Denmark, with Danish healthcare, rooting against the American candidate who wants to provide healthcare to ordinary Americans.

This has never been about Bernie as a person.

I like that (for a specific irritating subset of commentators) Warren staying on way after she had any viable path was just her being a Fierce Queen but Sanders sticking around in a two-person race last time was heretical.

And vice versa

It’s fucking stupid. If warren was the one with a path to the nomination, I would have wanted Bernie to drop out and endorse her. It’s not about these people as individuals, it’s about advancing progressive causes, which are badly and desperately necessary right now in America. They’re not dreams, they’re emergency provisions for securing a decent society

It's a different calculation when your policy goals have another champion sticking around imho but clearly mileages vary xp

This has never been about Bernie as a person.

this true and false just as “ceci n’est pas une pipe”. it’s like, the treachery of images, man.

Bernie is the shape of the Bernie-shaped hole in politics.

And only he can fix it!

I'm fixing a hole

where the Bern gets in

64 is young now.

There's a Bern in daddy's heart where all the money goes,
Jesus Christ died for nothin I suppose.

There is a Bern in everything
That's how the light gets in

It's better to Bern out...

nah, not gonna go there

Treeship I am completely and unironically rooting for Sanders, and you need to calm down

keep calm but actually pay attention to the words, fred, because treesh is right

He is literally wrong. I mean this with all the best wishes, but yesterday he was defending threats against another poster, and today he flips into the red because he misreads what I write. He needs to calm down for his own sake, this board is not worth it

Uh, carry on then, I guess

Treeship I am completely and unironically rooting for Sanders, and you need to calm down

― Frederik B, Monday, March 9, 2020 1:42 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fred, I don’t dislike you, but there is something really fucking infuriating about someone in Denmark, with Danish healthcare, rooting against the American candidate who wants to provide healthcare to ordinary Americans. quoting Taylor Swift.

Gonna be interesting to watch Trump run against Biden from the left on criminal justice issues. https://t.co/qqX62LvQYU

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) March 9, 2020

Saving the usual suspects time: “Doug Henwood is a moron etc etc. etc.”

I would make the argument that maybe, just maybe, someone might not have the exact same opinion about something that they had 50 years ago, but then I look at the posters in the thread...

i promise you i had no opinions 50 years ago

Like Dennis Perrin, my only exposure to Doug Henwood has been on ILX politics threads.

Gonna be a lot of “he had a change of heart” excuses right up until mid-2019 when he finally gave up the Hyde Amendment. A callow young man of 77, people learn!

Re Warren, she stayed in a grand total of 31 days after the Iowa caucus. Dropping out before Super Tuesday might have helped Bernie a bit, or maybe it would have just made things look about the same if her supporters really split between Biden and Sanders. In any case, I think the concern about Bernie seems to be more like, don’t stay in it until July like last time. Which I’m guessing he probably won’t.

Gonna be a lot of “he had a change of heart” excuses right up until mid-2019 when he finally gave up the Hyde Amendment. A callow young man of 77, people learn!

He's still attacking his "friends" on the far left with bullshit claims of their outrageous positions though. And he's still invoking black men as signifiers with his stupid cornpop story, so in 50 years I guess he's learned... to tone it down?

unperson setting new standards in handwaving

xp. listen fat: corn pop was a bad dude, jack

whenever I see Doug Henwood tweets I think for a second that thar "Super High Me" comedian has cleaned up and turned into a pundit

Pete Buttigieg has a new gig lined up this week: taking over late-night hosting duties for Jimmy Kimmel https://t.co/zTjFvWr3GY

— Vulture (@vulture) March 9, 2020

glad they were able to track down an equally funny substitute

Pete's been on a roll since dropping out. He even sent me a private OKCupid message on Sunday.

trying to figure out if i would rather have pete the fucking mayor or amy fucking klobuchar rather than joe fucking biden as democratic nominee. grim

Klobuchar’s brains aren’t melting.

Pete and*

(jihad >>>>>>>) klobs > biden > pete imho

Uh, have Butts or Klobs suddenly aged to their mid-70s? Because if not, no thanks!

I want a president who I can imagine being spoonfed a jello cup by his live-in nurse before being helped into a tepid bath.

And yes, it's called a fetish, and I refused to be shames.

John Delaney dropped out quite some time ago, unfortunately.

whenever I see Doug Henwood tweets I think for a second that thar "Super High Me" comedian has cleaned up and turned into a pundit

I just picture this guy:

https://images.thestar.com/oW33akddP-azSt0VvHFzHqdem-Y=/1086x1075/smart/filters:cb(2700061000)/https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/news/gta/2010/10/18/magicians_family_vanishes_from_walk_of_fame_guest_list/henningjpg.jpeg

I’m not scrolling back to find who posted it here, but that sentiment analysis thing that purports to prove anything about the meanness of Bernie bros or anyone else Is absolute dogshit and it’s embarrassing to see otherwise rightly tech-skeptical people share it.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, March 9, 2020 11:10 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I figured as much, and my prior is that I don’t really care about the truth one way or another as it is probably unknowable and subjective, but could you explain why?

xp Neil Peart?

"sentiment" is a very reductive measure of something completely unrelated to whether people are being nice. it's kind of a joke in the machine learning community. but even if it weren't, out ability to measure anything related to human language in a reliable, automated way using machine learning is dubious at best, not least because if you show two _people_ the same document they won't agree about the answer.

This past week politico had a story about Bernie staring into own grave and one about how Michigan could be his burial

Very normal

Obi-Wan Bama hovers in the b.g.

pic.twitter.com/J9pR69N6dh

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 9, 2020