2020 Democratic presidential primary thread, pt 3: life is very long

Mark Pocan, the other co-chair of the Progressive Caucus, is 55 and would be a superb Speaker.

Maybe they’ll Rock Paper Scissors for it

Nothing to see here pic.twitter.com/Qyu7S5XaFA

— Benjamin Dixon (@BenjaminPDixon) March 7, 2020

Warren was on SNL

so still kiiiind of a Republican

...because she was on SNL??

yes everyone who is on snl is a republican

This made me look up Victoria Jackson to see if she was still out there Trumpin' it up and yep

Bernie’s been on SNL

That's (legitimately) disappointing (as a matter of taste).

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/dallas-county-asks-to-recount-super-tuesday-election-results-after-44-thumb-drives-discovered/ar-BB10SAMK?ocid=st2

We are the dumbest country on Earth, it's a miracle we've never accidentally nuked the Florida Keys.

btw "you may hate *****, but think of the Supreme Court" has replaced "Happy Days Are Here Again" as the Democratic Party anthem

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 7, 2020 10:16 PM (yesterday)

So? Imagine if they'd hummed, sung, or played this tune in 2016. You're so silly.

Jesse Jackson has endorsed Bernie Sanders #breaking pic.twitter.com/ScNyu8gAZX

— David Caplan (@DavidCaplanNYC) March 8, 2020

Imagine if they'd hummed, sung, or played this tune in 2016.

I see you focused on the wrong half of the joke.

the other tune didn't really work for HRC did it

Brad didn't get my Lorne is a scumshit line either so i'll show myself out

did she ever get Henry Winkler on stage with her?

Jesse was MeToo'd, correct?

Candidate's Twitter followers don't differ much in the chance someone's tweets are negative.

New Update: Adds Microsoft's Deep Learning-based sentiment analysis algorithm. It predicts the chance of positive text. Textblob's algorithm rates tweets from -1 (neg) to 1 (pos). pic.twitter.com/1tIyoRI5g2

— Jeff Winchell (@CompSocialSci) March 7, 2020

SNL appearance kinda undercuts some of the earlier speculative Warren fanfic lol

is textblob's mascot the blobfish?

Breaking: Dallas County officials are seeking a recount of the March 3 primary results after discovering that an unknown number of ballots were not initially counted. https://t.co/Ws5dhcQMwX #txlege #texasprimary #texas2020

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) March 7, 2020

milo just posted this less than a dozen posts back??

okay that's two

don't worry, it's not like they might have someone going door to door and collecting people's ballots to send to the haw river algae board of elections

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/30/746800630/north-carolina-gop-operative-faces-new-felony-charges-that-allege-ballot-fraud

🍩 👏🏻 🍩 👏🏻 🍩 👏🏻 🍩 👏🏻 🍩

Gather round everyone, come learn the story of the donut emoji, the mocking symbol you won't hear about MSNBC. In 2017, the DNC held a meeting to discuss the election and possible changes going forward. Nina Turner and a delegation of Sanders activists traveled to the meeting... https://t.co/3avmwrPQEc

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) March 7, 2020

Donuts and corncobs and snakes oh my

milo just posted this less than a dozen posts back??

― sarahell, Sunday, 8 March 2020 bookmarkflaglink

okay that's two

― j., Sunday, 8 March 2020 bookmarkflaglink

We need more posts, quiet weekend

no good way to work in the blood-and-teeth emoji Warren people unfortunately

Btw is this thread's subtitle a 'Hollow Men' quote or…?

― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, March 7, 2020 6:20 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this is the way the world ends

Headpiece filled with straw alright.

Hillary Clinton: Joe Biden "is building the kind of coalition that I had" https://t.co/MTzU5mXIDY pic.twitter.com/e76UNM5b9j

— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) March 8, 2020

When posting flags while we enjoy our weekends, it's good to know someone can post a Clinton quote or interview to shake up the citizens.

Clinton is wrong Biden is doing better with wwc voters than she did

The effort to PROVE WITH DATA that Betniebros are a myth is p hilarious. I guess it keeps intact the storyline of media/DNC conspiratorization that everyone can retell around the fire. Because surely neither the candidate nor his acolytes could have run a better, purer, more open and loving campaign. Indeed, no one ever has. He was just too good for this world.

Universal healthcare, tackling climate change and taxing the shit out of 1%ers are hills worth dying on, hic et nunc. Everything else can wait.

there are seriously so many things more interesting and worthy of discussion than whether bernie bros are mean on the internet and I am judging those on all sides of this debate who engage in it

Before you ask, no this thread does not deny the existence of bros

I cried myself to sleep last night.
Thinking about Warren’s interview on Maddow, and how much time she spent focusing on the “Toxic Bernie Bro” issue.
I cried myself to sleep last night. Thinking about the 500,000 people who sleep on the streets every night: so many are women...

— Nurses for Bernie Sanders (@Nurses4BernieWI) March 6, 2020

feel like this convo always gets derailed because someone brings up the toxicity of some supporters and then gets pummeled with a barrage of "OMG YOU'RE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR BERNIE BECAUSE OF HIS SUPPORTERS" which usually, that person hasn't even said or implied.

granted, there are some people that are that stupid out there, but they usually have silly reasons for choosing their candidate to begin with.

and that's my last engagement on this topic.

More of this pls

Joe Biden, today in Kansas: "Tell her to be quiet for a second! This is not a Trump rally, okay?"

Tiana, who has cancer and got evicted from her home: "Might as well be."pic.twitter.com/cBe1dJ5gEx

— Tommy 'Elena' Kombuchar (@ThomasIsOnline) March 8, 2020

Bernie doesn't have the stones to really take Joe to task so I guess it's up to regular folks.

^ Bernie is too civil

unironically!!

Twitter-speculation: Perhaps older voters stay at home on tuesday because of Corona? Might be what Sanders needs to pull of the upset he needs

Voting by mail is a thing. Nothing will stop the olds.

Are any bookies taking bets on the exact day when Biden refers to Trump as President Cornpop?

Or talks about Cornpopa Virus

it's good to know someone can post a Clinton quote or interview to shake up the citizens.

The old bitter asshole still has plenty of cache with the rank-and-file.

Clinton is wrong Biden is doing better with wwc voters than she did

Do they really need more wrestling fans though?

My personal, limited experience is that gay men who are in love with Auntie Hillary and/or Bootyjudge are the biggest pricks on the interwebs.

cough cough

I regret that already. like dunking on a 5-foot rim.

Lol