""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

stevie!

i am so happy for you

- rhonda

― sarahell, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:10 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3192223&boardid=77&threadid=89464

Is this trolling, Sarahell? Are we being trolled?

Pretty sure the advent of Rhonda! was in 2011, which, for me, was a blur of depression and boozing ... I honestly do not remember

we might be being trolled is what im hearing

To: All Staff

Please fill out the doodle poll for preferred times for the All Hands meeting

Warm Regards,

Rhonda!

i went to doodle.com and it didn't work Rhonda

what i'm trying to say is, next time please send out handwritten notes with the web site address on them so some of us aren't confused

To: Karl

Please be sure to check your login credentials when responding to the poll. We have experienced problems with staff attempting to respond to the poll with their personal gmail accounts.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

sher lookit, your guess is as good as mine at this stage

Re: All Hands Meeting

The All Hands meeting has been cancelled. Please contact Karl Malone for further updates about pivoting this meeting to a conference call.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

Hi Team,

It's come to my attention that some of us are unclear on company policy regarding what is known as "economic rival country virus". I am writing to provide guidance and clarity. You must wash your hands before entering the restroom. After using the restroom, you must touch the door handle with your skin. You must use as much hand sanitizer as possible, or you are a murderer. Please continue to monitor the CDC website for further guidance.

Also, no work from home is allowed, unless you're already working at home.

If there are any questions regarding my clarifying guidance, please direct all questions to Rhonda, who will take care of it from there without any input from me.

Good luck out there,

Hi Team and Karl,

Our Finance Department wants to remind you that even in the face of a global pandemic, it is still important to follow cost-center tracking procedures. If you are requisitioning supplies for your department or team, you need to enter the appropriate project code in your requisition request or the request will be denied. This now applies to toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

We also want to emphasize the importance of using as much hand sanitizer as possible.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda!

Rhonda,

Clarification: use as much hand sanitizer as possible, but don't go "overboard". You understand what I mean? There's a clear difference between the two - don't step over the line, or there will consequences for the person or persons who chose to willingly disobey a very simple and clear order to use as much sanitizer as possible without going overboard.

Please distribute this to all program managers for direct communication to their teams.

With Utmost Sincerity,

Karl,

Multiple Program Managers have reported that the instructional materials regarding use of hand sanitizer that were supposed to be produced by you and your department have not yet arrived. These materials should consist of signage, infographics using the company color palette, and a webinar on the topic of use of hand sanitizer without going overboard. We are concerned that without the instructional materials that are the responsibility of your department, program managers may be unable to communicate appropriately to their teams.

Please Advise.

Rhonda!

Team,
It has come to our attention that some users are using their corporate
Zoom accounts inappropriately. We remind you that you do not have
an expectation of privacy on corporate IT systems, and in particular
you should not use your Zoom account for hen fap.
Regards,
IT

IT,

Please advise on the topic of appropriate and inappropriate use of corporate Zoom accounts. It has been brought to the attention of HR that some employees need assistance in re the following anonymous internal feedback:

Employee A: [redacted] clearly has an adult video playing on his television which is visible in the videoconference

Employee B: Can someone politely suggest that [redacted] adjust [gender redacted] camera position as [gender redacted] [redacted body part] is distracting.

HI EVERYONE.

SOMEONE ISN'T FLUSHING. I know who the culprit is, but if you want this to go down the easy way, you'll fess up now.

I should never have to see what I saw today.

-Neanderthal, Esq

Do not forward this email without permission from the sender.

I tried to use the handle with my boot but I guess it didn’t work. Also I really try to never poop at work, I may be having symptoms. Including low fever. Can I please telework now.

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:(

shit man if you dont know

and i dont know

?

Save us Rhonda

Is it trolling if people's ids are just surfacing unrestrained? Feel like even I might want a social media holiday and I'm the most laid back lump in the world

we return at last to something like the pg topic

Keep it PG, bitches.

^ pg tips

but srsly it does bear asking, even if one might still wonder just a teeny weeny bit about whether anybody has that much id in em

a bear is the only animal children dream of without having seen or been told about. Children universally dream of bears, Tahitian children subject to no ursine influence in themselves or their ancestry, Australian children, town tikes before they ever saw a bear toy. They dream of bears.

bears: thinking about

I’ve heard that children also universally dream of trolls.

Sleep! That's where I'm a troll!

ok thats a trollin

but is it tho?

narrowing my eyes here

rhoonadadaadada

*reconsiders*

but what IS trolling?

and has the meaning changed!

rhooooo

i feel we will get there, but this thread is going to go have to go through some things

rhoonadadaadada

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i wanna reach out an grab ya

Darragh,

We've had, regrettably not for the first time, reports that you've made highly inappropriate advances towards one of our automated assistants.

You may ask any nominated rep to accompany you to the usual meeting, I might suggest 3pm today in the usual room.

Yrs,

Rhoooonadaaadadada

Darragh,

We've received numerous reports of pubic hairs clogging up the copy machine. Do you know anything about that? Rumors are that...well. Let's just say I'm into it too, we're all really into it, but there's a time and place for it.

Maintenance

Maintenance,

I've taken the liberty of sending a sample through the internal mail for your attn, the better for you to run the necessary comparison.

I placed it in a plain envelope. Should be with you at any stage over the next few days.

Regards

Darragh

RHONDAAAAA

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Is this about [redacted].

Is it trolling for FPs or trawling?

Right,

https://maritime-executive.com/media/images/PR2019/Beam-Trawler-Z-91-Franson-1-_lowres.57c0ad.jpg

Trawling occurs port side for topical reasons.

hoping we can get obvious troll account banned, poster is, like many trolls, not nearly as funny as they think they are

wtf is that mickey mouse iphone looking vessel