Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

MA has a republican governor so I'd assume warren is off the table

Biden wins Minnesota.

I wanna give bernie a hug

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 3, 2020

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well, look

Democrats just flipped a state house seat in Maine by 15 points tonight that Trump previously carried by 8 points. Terrible news for Susan Collins.

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) March 4, 2020

omigfuckinggod did Biden confuse his wife with his sister

How can we say Biden wins Minnesota? Have Hennepin and Ramsey reported as part of the (checks) 35 per cent of the tallied votes?

bernie did very well in cd5 but it's mostly reported; biden is doing very well in less-reported districts but his lead in them is substantial.

Biden's speech reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo5uUaDI1YI

MA is really weird - a solidly blue state for decades that keeps electing Republican governors. I’m from NH, about 3 miles from the MA border, and New England liberalism is a motherfucker - white and Catholic and so weirdly repressed and conservative, but never blatantly religious

xp to k3vin k

omigfuckinggod did Biden confuse his wife with his sister

That’s what people like about him! It’s all part of his charm offensive! The loveable fool!

MA mostly just likes populist moderates. baker's not significantly different from a biden on the political compass

I happen to live very close to where Biden is holding his rally tonight so I just strolled over. I lasted 2 minutes. So bleak. I’ve been to better attended house parties and putting him on stage feels like elder abuse. Totally incoherent. I missed the wife/sister bit but saw the protestors get arrested.

I wasn’t the only rubber necker. Totally open to the public. No line. Made eye contact with a few other people who were sighing and shaking their heads.

Have pity. Joe is only doing this for us.

The new Democratic frontrunner just mixed up his wife with his sister. #SuperTuesdayResults #SuperTuesday pic.twitter.com/N57r7082ge

— 🧛🏻‍♀️🐰Bunicula🐰🧛🏻‍♀️ (@BuniculaTv) March 4, 2020

Also impressive to attract a 95% white audience in south LA.

It's worse than the one sentence description.

BREAKING: dana bash says she "got a text from a disaffected trump supporter" who says that if this is the joe biden that shows up for the election, he's gonna give trump a run for his money

Tiny Ray of Sunshine: Pierce Bush (son of Neil, of those Bushes) got his ass handed to him in the primary for Pete Olson's congressional seat.

How can we say Biden wins Minnesota? Have Hennepin and Ramsey reported as part of the (checks) 35 per cent of the tallied votes?

Biden won Hennepin County handily. Ramsey numbers still coming in, though.

Someone better start collecting organ donations for Ginsberg.

I mean who the fuck knows. He got voters. A lot of people who vote regularly are relieved to vote for him and there are obviously big problems with bernie’s electoral coalition, which seems to have made negative progress since 2016. But I don’t think he’d be a good president even if he beats expectations and wins, and with him as the candidate and trump as his opponent it’s going to be a truly awful year.

dana bash says she "got a text from a disaffected trump supporter Russian chaos-bot" who says that if this is the joe biden that shows up for the election, he's gonna give trump a run for his money

fixed

Biden would be a Placeholder-in-Chief.

BREAKING: dana bash says she "got a text from a disaffected trump supporter" who says that if this is the joe biden that shows up for the election, he's gonna give trump a run for his money

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), T

well if Dana Bash said it

dana bash is so bad, but not quite to the level that is so bad it's good. it's the uncanny valley of badness.

speaking of bad news,

the fact of the day.

Biden as of Saturday: "Aside from fund-raising, he has not campaigned in a Super Tuesday state in over a month."

He also barely had staff there; and barely aired ads.https://t.co/2HqMCiUjPG pic.twitter.com/215ws1HIyV

— Taniel (@Taniel) March 4, 2020

nice to be obama’s buddy

Xp That feels like ... good news? If he can steam roll like this without resources. I mean I don’t buy that. But I don’t think what his operation spent as the worst funded campaign in a race with 7 people really tells you anything.

Biden is running entirely on name recognition, he doesnt even have a campaign. It’s embarrassing.

Actually maybe this is the key to winning, stay out of sight, be the Generic Democrat who does so well in the polls.

hey, as Charles Pierce said, it worked for Warren Harding.

aaaand Biden wins Massachusetts.

"Without spending a nickel or opening a single office," sez MSNBC.

WTF

What the hell are all these oldsters afraid of

Nobody cares, but voting is STILL going on in Houston.

One potential loser tonight is campaigns. Like, in general.

Joe Biden had ONE field office in Virginia. Was outspent 7-to-1 by Sanders and almost 100-to-1 by Bloomberg in all super Tuesday States. Had barely campaigned in any states. And yet...

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) March 4, 2020

They’re gonna be dead before any Sanders policies ever affect them

NBC is fucking gleeful

Warren's Super PAC will not be spending any money going forward apparently

btw voting by mail rules, i have voted in every single election i was eligible for and i have never waited one second in a line to do so

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Shane Goldmacher, in New York 1m ago

Elizabeth Warren's message to supporters: "There are six more primaries just one week away, and we need your help to keep up the momentum."

This is what I was referring to when I said I suspected some behind-the-scenes fuckery. Because seriously: what the fuck. Again, Biden just a couple days ago won his first primary in over 30 years of attempting to become president. He was widely believed to no chance through, what, at least a week ago? And now he's the frontrunner for the democratic nomination by a sizable margin, after winning big in states be barely campaigned in if at all. Seriously. What's happening here.

Pundits being wrong about the future is not evidence of fuckery

America fuckin sucks

Warren's ad blitz, the centrist Voltron forming behind him, old people scared of socialism

People giving the minimum amount of fucks

Online leftist take is now that Warren has handed the election to Trump

Apparently

well I mean the minimum would be zero, as in not showing up. The minimum nonzero amount of fucks, which means “that guy who was almost president before, right, I want him”