Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

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...And when I say "barbed wire" I mean "a half-dozen angry venomous snakes," etc

you miss 100 percent of the jello shots you don't take (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:39 (six years ago)

Bloomberg just won...

... American Samoa

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:40 (six years ago)

Fun fact: It's the only US territory named after a cookie

you miss 100 percent of the jello shots you don't take (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:46 (six years ago)

so that's the billionaire island ive been hearing so much about

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:51 (six years ago)

Lol Tulsi got a delegate from there too!

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)

health care the top issue in VA, per preliminary exit polls. And Biden won those voters 2-1 over Sanders.

— Rick Klein (@rickklein) March 4, 2020

hahahaha

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)

I've opened a bottle of wine! fuck everything!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:53 (six years ago)

so did I!

k3vin, come over. I'll mix a couple Negronis.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:54 (six years ago)

Raytheon has excellent benefits

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:54 (six years ago)

Fuck everyone more like xp

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:54 (six years ago)

Tulsi now might be eligible for the next debate

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:55 (six years ago)

health care the top issue in VA, per preliminary exit polls. And Biden won those voters 2-1 over Sanders.
— Rick Klein (@rickklein) March 4, 2020
hahahaha

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:53 (three minutes ago) link

This is the most depressing thing I've read all day. Dems fucking deserve to lose.

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:58 (six years ago)

Remember a week ago here when everyone was shitting their jorts that Bloomie was gonna get the nom

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:02 (six years ago)

This is the most depressing thing I've read all day. Dems fucking deserve to lose.

― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR)

fuck you -- this means you want Trump to win. GTFO

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:03 (six years ago)

Virginia has a large amount of active duty and retired military. They always have their socialized health care but they still have their own concerns.

Yerac, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:03 (six years ago)

I know this reflects poorly on me but I had no idea who James Clyburn was three days ago. Apparently now he’s a kingmaker.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:04 (six years ago)

well, you're white, no?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:05 (six years ago)

If the Dems nomimate Joe Biden, yes, they desreve to lose. He's going to get trounced.

How the hell is this equivalent to "wanting Trump"?

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:06 (six years ago)

I almost ran a red light earlier due to stress putting me in a haze. Take care of yourselves all

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:07 (six years ago)

Xpost oh cool, the bookies are back itt

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:08 (six years ago)

Voting for Biden in the primary is what I’d do if I wanted Trump to win.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:08 (six years ago)

the Dems nomimate Joe Biden, yes, they desreve to lose. He's going to get trounced.

How the hell is this equivalent to "wanting Trump"?

― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII),

If they deserve to lose, then you won't work for them, and you disregard the overwhelmingly black votes in, say, Alabama that put Biden over.

But it's early, fools.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:09 (six years ago)

How have the results been a surprise? Biden's exceeding his totals in states he was expected to win.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:09 (six years ago)

Fucking white people here are fucking mopers. I should close this thread and keep reading Grace Paley.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:09 (six years ago)

Yea I'm done with this thread. Wish I could bookmark DJP and Soto's posts only but alas

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:10 (six years ago)

joe biden sucks regardless of who voted for him and the news tonight so far sucks

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:11 (six years ago)

yeah he sucks but it's early and y'all are overreacting

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:11 (six years ago)

and y'all are overreacting by implicitly shitting on the overwhelmingly black people who voted for Biden who've felt the evil of GOP policy more than most people in this thread. Calm the fuck down.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:12 (six years ago)

No one is "implicitly shitting" on anyone but Joe Biden.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:13 (six years ago)

Even fuckin 538 is telling people to stop overreacting to the first half of the night.

Also some of y'all that shit yrselves prematurely in 2018 midterms are doing it again so fuckin shocked

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:13 (six years ago)

and y'all are overreacting by implicitly shitting on the overwhelmingly black people who voted for Biden who've felt the evil of GOP policy more than most people in this thread. Calm the fuck down.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 3, 2020 8:12 PM (forty-two seconds ago)

give this shit a rest, my friend. I understand the reasons for their breaking for biden are complex and honestly, for me, unknowable, but he still sucks. both things can be true

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:14 (six years ago)

I know this reflects poorly on me but I had no idea who James Clyburn was three days ago. Apparently now he’s a kingmaker.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, March 3, 2020

I mean really

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:15 (six years ago)

The most moderate people I know in real life are the ones who hate America but still think you should vote for socialists so these rude intrusions by the rest of reality are always jarring

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:15 (six years ago)

I’m going to stop posting here for a while, everyone in here is fucking insufferable myself included

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:15 (six years ago)

give this shit a rest, my friend. I understand the reasons for their breaking for biden are complex and honestly, for me, unknowable, but he still sucks. both things can be true

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 3, 2020

My responses encompass both these reactions, but guess who's snapping first.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:16 (six years ago)

If I don’t post I might just start screaming my anxieties at passers by

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:16 (six years ago)

I must post

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:17 (six years ago)

yeah he sucks but it's early and y'all are overreacting

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 3, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:19 (six years ago)

followed by "you're being racist by saying this sucks"

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:20 (six years ago)

I can’t simultaneously regulate my emotions about elections and the covid-19 outbreak across the lake

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:21 (six years ago)

Xpost jfc that isn't what he was saying he's saying look above your own goddamn navel

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:23 (six years ago)

and y'all are overreacting by implicitly shitting on the overwhelmingly black people who voted for Biden

this is insane

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:23 (six years ago)

no it's not

sleeve, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:24 (six years ago)

Well which is it ffs

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:24 (six years ago)

my stepdad voted for Biden, guess I'm "shitting" on him too

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:25 (six years ago)

anyway Bloomberg seems to be faring well in OK and Texas (?!) at this early hour

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:27 (six years ago)

well ye are finally approaching uk pol thread levels of insanity so theres that, lads

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:28 (six years ago)

American Samoa is the new "you forgot Poland"

you miss 100 percent of the jello shots you don't take (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:29 (six years ago)

Sotosyn giving out OBAMA IS MY ROCK STAR tees to Biden voters

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:30 (six years ago)

i'm keeping it positive

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 01:31 (six years ago)


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