Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

true in 2016

hey who knows maybe this smug goofy fuck will be the butterfly effect that brings us Trump twice

the election so nice, Comey ruined it twice

more than trace amounts of malarkey to be found there

Imagining Mika 'n' Joe twinkling merrily at Comey as he explains himself, I'd rather jump in front of my car.

if Bloomberg dips if/when Biden gets the nom (ugh) and doesnt spend approx twice what he did on his little idiotic exercise in narcissism on every single senate and house dem candidate within a margin of 10 pts I will make sure the last thing I eat is his still beating heart. U!S!A!

Any delegates Bloomberg gets will most likely go to Biden within the first round of the convention

glad to see everybody took my suggestion to log out and chill, and that this thread has in no way become an exhausting and overheated melee of badness

Chris Wray gonna announce an investigation into Burisma late October, then clear Biden two years into the second Trump term.

Any delegates Bloomberg gets

lol

glad to see everybody took my suggestion to log out and chill, and that this thread has in no way become an exhausting and overheated melee of badness

hey if you need something to do you can always catch up on your Bee Gees tracks

What's so super about Tuesday anyway?

ain't that fresh?

Tuesday's grey iirc

whooooaaat, weee've gaht heeaayh

https://www.laweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/aimee-mann-85.jpg

https://www.vox.com/2020/3/3/21162527/what-happened-to-elizabeth-warren

I bet the 'educated white people lane' is just bumper to bumper Subarus.

Warren was successful in turning PMC into a slur

Subaru makes pretty good cars, if you like that sort of thing. I'd rather see them bumper to bumper than massive pickup trucks and Ford Explorers.

Very glad Warren is toast:

Today is a *somewhat* busy day for our senior senator, @ewarren. All the more appreciative that @SenWarren’s office met with some 250 #AIPAC2020 constituents today on her behalf! pic.twitter.com/w4g44bHlVs

— Jeremy Burton (@BurtonJM) March 3, 2020

I bet the 'educated white people lane' is just bumper to bumper Subarus.

Prius or gtfo

Given the likely income distribution, they can afford Teslas. Treat yourselves!

Bee Gee catchup is an extremely compelling alternative which I recommend to all assembled. unfortunately i am proctoring an exam at the moment and am not sure the students would take kindly to the dulcet tones of the Gibbs echoing around the auditorium

but, then again...

Some light relief:

Cedric Bixler-Zavala denounces former bandmate @BetoORourke, endorses Bernie Sanders https://t.co/KanMuEIrsZ pic.twitter.com/GOE3A7zE2v

— Stereogum (@stereogum) March 3, 2020

That's it. I'm not voting for Beto.

LOOPER (2012) pic.twitter.com/HOvJpG7VZo

— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) March 3, 2020

more like Pooper Tuesday

trolling Bloomberg obv

bloomberg rejected his own advisers calls to drop out and endorse biden yesterday. thank u mike

“Mike is a data guy, and he’s looking at the numbers thinking, I’ll be damned if I walk away before a single vote is cast for me,” one source said, explaining Bloomberg’s thinking.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/03/bloomberg-resists-advisers-push-to-exit-the-race

wish he would set himself on fire instead of his money

Given the likely income distribution, they can afford Teslas. Treat yourselves!

https://youtu.be/haCqD9Ps0co

You'd think Mike could comprehend the Sunk Cost Fallacy.

There hasn't really been a cost to him, though, aside from ego.

felt guilty walking around a super tuesday state today. all those “i voted” stickers! maybe everyone thinks i’m a republican

As a white person with an advanced degree voting Warren, many of whose friends are likewise, let me just say you were right the first time, it's Subaru, that's what I drive, that's what we all drive.

we're looking at getting a suburu. maybe it's true.

Chevy Bolt, nerds

I drive a preowned lexus and I vote sanders

it’s a complicated world

I drive a Prius, mostly because I was too poor to buy a Tesla when our previous car got totaled by an asshole

Ride the bus, you animals

urbanites with cars smh

(my car is basically a prius lol)

ride the what now

Warren voting Honda Fit owner. I also ride the bus and take the subway.

large friend bus

I keep reading "Subaru" as "Sanpaku," it's very confusing

public transit doesn’t get my kid to school

otherwise yes we would operate the optimum number of vehicles