The president crouches down to do an impression of Michael Bloomberg being destroyed by Elizabeth Warren. pic.twitter.com/NbwcbUMNtz— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 29, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
I understand he didn't try to fuck the flag this time.
― nashwan, Monday, 2 March 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
every time I see this thread pop up I hope it's because it turned into an RIP thread
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link
He embraced it, pressed himself against it, rocked back and forth with it while saying "Oh, I love you baby. I love you, baby. I love you. I love you," and then kissed it.
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link
starting to suspect this fella doesn't know what he's doing
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link
strong move, mr. president!
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/trump-campaign-sues-washington-post-for-defamation.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link
All it took to push Trump out of the media's spotlight was a lil pandemic hysteria
Google news homepage ctrl-f Trump: 6 resultsGoogle news homepage ctrl-f corona: 43 results
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
On the subject of friendship, Trump was asked in a lightening range
to name his closest friend in Washington. Trump demurred, saying there were too many, but that he’s close to Vice President Pence and members of Congress, even Democrats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 02:43 (four years ago) link
In other words, Trump has no friends.
Trying to think of how any other president would answer that, or even how I would answer that.
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
Seriously? He could have just said his wife. But Mike Pence?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:01 (four years ago) link
i guess this is why i'm not president of the united states
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link
"my wife" seems like a kind of pathetic answer/dodge too
shoulda said Mike Pence's wife
― symsymsym, Friday, 6 March 2020 05:44 (four years ago) link
my best friend is probably eddy terrance, who works down in the mailroom. it's weird to think that our friendship started off as just "wow, this guy helps process my mail", but that really is how it began
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 05:55 (four years ago) link
I don't usually post stuff like this, but this is brilliant (at least for the first minute or so--he goes on a little long).
God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week! pic.twitter.com/aUifVWRzfh— J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) March 24, 2020
― clemenza, Friday, 27 March 2020 00:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSlWI3gUQlo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 4 April 2020 23:03 (four years ago) link
reminds me of when he took a question from a venezuelan reporter and ignored the question and just ranted about venezuela for a few minutes
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 5 April 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
Wow, we haven’t seen National Mall this empty since Donald Trump’s inauguration. pic.twitter.com/HVVcb8AYyF— Translate Trump (@TranslateRealDT) April 3, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link
Ok lol
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 5 April 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/24/trump-biden-china-debt-205475
Trump owes tens of millions to the Bank of China — and the loan is due soon
― herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
To them being a Real Man is simply physically or emotionally dominating those around you, not any of the positive aspects of traditional masculinity (bravery, civic duty, being a responsible father, etc) David is referring to.— Adam Serwer🍝 (@AdamSerwer) April 24, 2020
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
So so pathetic https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/25/donald-trump-stays-away-from-briefings-amid-fallout-from-disinfectant-comments
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:26 (four years ago) link
He'll pout for a couple days and then come back and do it all over again.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:37 (four years ago) link
GoofyI’llfuckindoitagain.jpeg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link
Just saw the new Crazy Phil Leonetti interview, Trump only mentioned in passing in regard to Trump buying an Atlantic City club from Scarfo. Says he didn't deal with him personally at the time, but Trump had 'made a statement, "those guys are stupid, I would have paid twice as much for that building", you know how he is'
As President he's 'not doing such a great job'.
Not much to add to public record, and not many left yet to comment on that time now.
― anvil, Sunday, 26 April 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
The “Noble Prize” tweetstorm, deletion, and “I was being sarcastic, duh” finale was pretty funny. Nobody clowns this guy like himself.
― circa1916, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link
funniest thing about this is all the QAnon & Dilbert guy types coming out to say "actually the President knew exactly what he was talking about, the media and idiot liberals are just too dumb to get it" and then an hour later Trump just trampling over everything
― frogbs, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link
lol imagine applying this amount of granular analysis to shithead's daily improv rant
https://nyti.ms/3aHzDHA
https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/2020/04/08/briefings/fd870130f4417c1dfaa4d626477dede1a608bd09/multis-Artboard_1.jpg
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link
― circa1916, Monday, 27 April 2020 14:39 (four years ago) link
Every time he dies a press conference he should constantly be hounded to clarify if what he has just said is sarcastic or not
― I am using your worlds, Monday, 27 April 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
I was thinking the same thing.
― herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
I mean, he seldom has a lot of meaning in anything he says, it’s just all riffing. If his fan base starts disliking something he’ll spice it up by making up something newIt’s all serious and all sarcastic, depending on context
― mh, Monday, 27 April 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
like when he refers to himself as "your favorite president"
serious for his supporters, sarcastic for everyone else
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link
I just want to hear him say "That's for me to know and you to find out."
― herds of unmasked cletuses (WmC), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link
Just once I want to hear his death rattle.
― Boring, Maryland, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link
The president said in front of the Lincoln Memorial that he thinks he’s been treated worse than Lincoln.— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 4, 2020
ok lol
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, 4 May 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link
If you can stand reading about him, highly recommend James Poniewozik's Audience of One:Donald Trump, Television, and the Fracturing of America.
― clemenza, Monday, 4 May 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
I'd love it if he were treated equally with Lincoln
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
he should definitely open up a local theater
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
He’s been saying it for months.
― Elon's musk (sic), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
The latest David Roth is very good: https://newrepublic.com/article/157546/donald-trump-coronavirus-press-conference
In close up, on television, at a glance, with the volume down, Donald Trump can from time to time look like a president. That effect becomes less convincing the more you pay attention, though. Even under professional lighting, Trump reliably looks like a photographic negative of himself; on his worse and wetter days, he has the tone and texture of those lacquered roast ducks that hang from hooks in Chinatown restaurant windows. The passing presidentiality of the man dissipates utterly in longer shots, where Trump can be seen standing tipped oddly forward like a jowly ski jumper in midair, or mincing forward to bum-rush an expert’s inconvenient answer with an incoherent one of his own, or just making faces intended to signal that he is listening very strongly to what someone else is saying. (These slapdash performances of executive seriousness tend to have the effect, as the comedian Stewart Lee once said of James Corden, of making Trump look like “a dog listening to classical music.”) Seen from this long-shot vantage, the man at the podium is unmistakably Donald Trump—uncanny, unknowing, upset about various things that he can’t quite understand or express.
― jaymc, Monday, 4 May 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link
donald trump is a comedian
― treeship., Monday, 4 May 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
"his worse and wetter days" for June thread title.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
love the James Corden-bashing line snuck in there
― mh, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
lol same
― brimstead, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link
beginning to think it might not be a great idea to elect people with malfunctioning brains to public office
I don't understand anything in this tweet. Not one thing. pic.twitter.com/NN3tvrir2V— haunted dog (@zandywithaz) May 16, 2020
― Bleeqwot (sic), Sunday, 17 May 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link
Have to admit trump is so uniquely insane and stupid that he occasionally stumbles on these absolutely wonderful phrases like “bring light inside the body” and “whipped his mind”
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 17 May 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link
I guess it’s like we made evil wesley willis the president
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 17 May 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
wow, deep
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 03:19 (four years ago) link