US Politics, February 2020. They want to kill your cows.

That ABC thing is Disney corporate policy. I have a lefty friend that recently moved out to LA for an office job at the Mouse, and they straight-up told him he couldn't post political stuff on social media or he'd be fired.

it doesn't sound like this was about social media though, right? it was a private conversation?

so if Wright would have said that he considered himself a capitalist, that there should not be national health insurance, and that he was ok with the existing regulations on corporations and the wealth gap, it wouldn't have been a political statement and he would be fine?

but if you express the opposite of those views, it is a political statement and you must be reassigned

“There’s a very good chance you’re not going to die,” Mr. Trump said about the outbreak at a news conference in India on Tuesday. https://t.co/vQpmSTaf5L

— Mike Forsythe 傅才德 (@PekingMike) February 26, 2020

March thread title confirmed

Fact-check: There is a 100% certainty everybody will die

allegedly

counterpoint: Millions Living Now Will Never Die

you hear it more and more

All of the people I know are not dead, he might be on to something.

shucks i ain't never talked to a man t'was dead in my life

we give this claim 4 pinocchios

The Trump administration is refusing to fund emergency preparations for a coronavirus pandemic until House Democrats agree to cut home heating aid for the poor by $37 million. https://t.co/hcdn3qOhd8

— Eric Levitz (@EricLevitz) February 26, 2020

honestly how do you lose to this guy

so if Wright would have said that he considered himself a capitalist, that there should not be national health insurance, and that he was ok with the existing regulations on corporations and the wealth gap, it wouldn't have been a political statement and he would be fine?

^^^ this. It's only a matter of time before my Question Authority bumper sticker lands me in Guantanamo.

those tax and spend democrats just want to waste us taxpayers money on (checks notes) preventing the spread of a potential global pandemic

Biggest cuts in HHS plan to transfer $ to coronavirus response:
- $37.4 million: Low Income Home Energy Assistance
- $12.3 million: National Cancer Institute
- $7.5 million: Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services program management
- $7.3 million: National Institute on Aging

— Jack Fitzpatrick (@jackfitzdc) February 25, 2020

lmao targeted directly at boomers

Nicole Bitecofer is the new Nate Silver

many xps

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Wednesday said she would be comfortable with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) as the Democratic presidential nominee in November.

The congresswoman was asked the question as she was leaving a closed-door meeting in the House basement Wednesday morning.

She replied with one word: "Yes."

Other congressional Democrats have balked at the idea of Sanders, a longtime independent and self-proclaimed democratic socialist, being the party's nominee in the general election.

Boom.

Did Morbs' head just explode?

is that news? what the hell else wd she say

she could've expressed "nervousness" like various other Senators and Dem party apparatchiks (Rahm Emmanuel, etc.) have

BUT

Pelosi is a) better at counting votes/reading polls than anybody else in the federal gov't and b) doesn't give a fuck about Senate "comity" or "perogatives" or whatever else worries the Dem Senate caucus

She could shriek "GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well okay sure"

I'm pretty sure Morbz could imagine some other things she could've said lol

It also means she's ensuring -- as is there's any doubt -- that there will be no "brokered" convention.

I know the Dems have pretty bad political instincts but even they know that if Bernie keeps up these margins and the DNC still finds a way to give the nom to Bloomberg they'll be signing their own suicide pact

most of them know it even if the donors don't

It's very unsurprising, the issue has never seemed to be with elected Democrats (who he's worked with amicably for 30 years) but the consultant/donor class.

the 'donor class' i meant xp

but Hillz said nobody liked him!

the donut class also isn't fond of Bernie

If Sanders take the nomination I'd bet money his VP pick is someone that will mollify the "centrists" and rally the African American community, and the best bet there is Stacey Abrams.

Trump to have news conference on coronavirus, which says to me the White House is worried despite his tweets to the contrary.

the DNC still finds a way to give the nom to Bloomberg

Never happen. They'd give it to Marianne Williamson first. They're tolerating him 'cause he's rich as fuck, but they'd go straight to Biden, convinced that if the public just got to know ol' Joe a little better, they'd come around.

imagining the prospect of voting for a billionaire whose catchphrase was "you're fired" vs a billionaire who wants to be referred to as "the boss"

Bloomberg is trying to sell "You're fired" memorabilia right now too. obviously to use Trump's catchphrase against him but it really has the effect of making him seem even more like Dem Trump

we don't love dem trumps

Ds up, hoes down

I'd bet a few dollars that this press conference today is going to be a larf, with CDC officials directly contradicting Trump if they get a chance to speak at all.

the last time trump had an opportunity to show leadership in a public health crisis, he drew an extra part of a hurricane zone onto Alabama with sharpie, just because he wanted it to be true

his every instinct is wrong

Hey guys, did you know thousands of people die from flu every year? So this Caronavirus is basically nbd!

Boy oh boy do I ever want him to contract and succumb to this shit.

Oh and Pence is in charge of Caronavirus so we can breathe easy. At least until we are inevitably infected with Caronavirus.

These are the first words I've heard from Pence in probably two years.

Well! The House passed its anti-lynching bill 410-4 a hundred years after it was first proposed.

The Senate version, written by Kamala Harris and Tim Scott, passed unanimously last year. After reconciliation, it heads to the Trump White House for his signature. I doubt very much he wouldn't in an election year when he still postures as a president who's done wonders for POC.

lol this 5-point plan sucks

principled conservative justin amash was one of the four

I'm assuming Pence is in charge of the government's anti-coronavirus efforts because when Trump looked up from his desk, Jared Kushner was not in his immediate field of vision.

Official US government anti-coronavirus prayer cloths, specially blessed by Jim Bakker, will be on sale to Trump donors starting tomorrow, and to everyone else two weeks from now.

the response to the coronavirus will be an 'offshoot of the Indiana model' of mike pence

they have no fucking idea what they're doing. this is incredibly unimpressive