Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

all my alcohol bottles make my recycling sound like I'm a raging alcoholic. xpost.

what kind of perverted freak would pay $1700 to see a presidential debate in person

"i get to be in the same room as tom steyer!"

the same kind of ppl who need to be heavily taxed so that ppl can live with dignity

Someone for whom $1700 is like finding a quarter in my center console.

Actually, I'd probably be more excited by that quarter than the sickos at the debate.

lol Biden got super-mad that Bernie talked about Obama and tried to shout him down "I TALKED TO OBAMA--"

just 14 more quarters and you can do a load of washing

so biden still hasn't caught any bullets right? jfc

just changed my vote, Amy Klobuchar says Amy Klobuchar is Donald Trump's worst nightmare

Biden shoots himself in the foot too often for anyone to bother aiming at him

Who the fuck approved a plan to sell all the tickets to rich people? The DNC, I guess? And even if you did that, why not ask them to not clap or cheer? Why let an audience that doesn’t represent the people distort the perception of the candidates with their booing?

MASSIVE CHEERS FOR CIVILITY

see karl your first mistake is thinking that the people setting the prices think a person who can pay that much for a debate ticket is 'rich'

how much can one banana cost michael? $1700?

i should message all these candidates' campaigns to let them know that www.eatadick.com is still available.

i actually just purchased eatadick.com

you're gonna fund your retirement with all these great domain squats

I need some mdma after this spectacle. So much bile has been stirred up

xpost fine. I will suggest eatalasagna.com instead.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/pMFnb3JVWXJok/giphy.gif

omg / lol at front-row ticket buyers shaking hands with Biden and passing up torn flyers to get signed

i don't know why i lied about purchasing eatadick.com. i got caught up in the thought of how great it would be to own it, but i just can't take on a new domain right now

tired: please clap
wired: I'll pay you to clap

xpost delegate, man, delegate.

("pay to clap" is more accurate, but)

such a great Bad Brains tune

i don't know why i lied about purchasing eatadick.com. i got caught up in the thought of how great it would be to own it, but i just can't take on a new domain right now

can I recommend partaking in a nice savory dick instead

I learned my lesson after buying republicanerotica.com in 2016, I couldn't bring myself to pay people on fiverr for Ted Cruz erotica

I had fuckmichelebachmann.com but never developed it. good thing, realized later some might have mistaken it for a very different site than I would have intended

a non-lady-sexing male ilx0r used to aver his wish to hatefuck Michele Bachmann, you probably could have onsold it

damn. Missed Connections

People say the Democratic party has moved too far left but not one single person up there tonight said their motto was "Gargle my balls, ICE"

it was all a dream
i used to gargle balls with Listerine

unsweetened iced tea (I favor Pureleaf)

do yourself a favor and at least brew your own, which tastes right. if you’re lazy a giant box of Luzianne tea bags and that mr coffee branded iced tea maker (mr. iced tea) will give you a serviceable half gallon. or just steep sun tea, which doesn’t even need the sun or fresh air

despite being northerners my family drank iced tea by the gallons and it takes little effort to avoid all the plastic bottle waste. just recycle an old bottle and carry it around!

Iced hibiscus tea, good for lowering your blood pressure in these trying times

https://bigelowtea.com/Teas/Tea-Type/Iced-Tea/Red-Raspberry-Herbal-Iced-Tea

https://www.bigelowtea.com/Teas/Tea-Type/Iced-Tea/Perfect-Peach-Herbal-Iced-Tea

THIS RIGHT HERE

http://www.celestialseasonings.com/products/herbal/red-zinger-herbal-tea

Except weirdly it's not carried anywhere around me and I have to order online

going to pass out to laraaji after that shit show

yeah why tf did red zinger become so hard to find? I blame the overabundance of sleepytime and its knock-offs

I'm streaming the CBS feed from the debate and I would just like to say I am getting massive Arrested Development vibes from Major Garrett http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/27729_1215375020961_500_278.jpg

missed the second half of this yesterday

https://66.media.tumblr.com/09f9e7508fbbfaa687b70ccfb7035e99/809a6b16314c5b22-f3/s500x750/90ab2fdde4d60cea5e8a27040c66d751906f8a1d.jpg

I drink a diet Coke every day, you commies

the dr stands for dronaldtrump

yeah why tf did red zinger become so hard to find? I blame the overabundance of sleepytime and its knock-offs

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

yeah it's vanished here too. also roastaroma which is the goat celestial seasonings and no one stocks it except like 50% of whole foods, 50% of the time

Not to be rude, but why are we discussing varieties of tea in the restroom hygiene thread?

There was a girl I went to school with that everyone rumored was the daughter of one of the Celestial Seasoning's founders. Her name was (and still is) Saasha Celestial-One. Turns out, afaik, that her parents were just hippies.

So I guess enough polls have come out since the Nevada debate to verify that Bloomberg’s “disastrous” performance did not in fact have much effect on his poll numbers.