Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

do they put their mouths on their desks a lot?

they fucking fall asleep everywhere and drool all over the place, I am kidding they are basically toddlers

I am NOT kidding

I'm more worried about getting them to vote than wash their hands

stop tossin' salad
start studyin' ballots!

It's just a bunch of Sexual Revolution-era pieces he wrote in alt papers in the early 70s. Imho a nothingburger but who knows what will play with the American public:

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/28/8682503/bernie-sanders-rape-fantasy
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/07/bernie-sanders-vermont-freeman-sexual-freedom-fluoride/

Rereading that 'rape essay' now, it is clearly a feminist commentary on gender roles. This is so stupid.

Finally -- the thread turns into animal ass-eating and hand washing.

It was inevitable.

final stage of grief iirc

as long as i have a mouth
you'll always have a place to sit

Finally received my first piece of campaign literature in the mail, just gue$$$ who from.

the Monopoly guy?

No, I would piss on Mr. Monopoly if he was on fire.

Don't go nuts, just stop eating butts

This is America, the surest way to ensure those numbers go up is to tell people not to do it.

I respect the fact that, as we learned over the weekend, she scared the hell out of Michael Bloomberg long before she handed him his freshly extracted viscera the other night. (She also makes Mark Zuckerberg nervous, which is a very good thing.) I admire also her ability to see past the end of her nose and to recognize that, if she had managed to sink Sanders, she would be the next target of the people who hate the ideas they share and, for that matter, any progressive renaissance in the running of the country.

feminist commentary on gender roles

people absolutely love feigning ignorance or being actually ignorant when it comes to this type of thing

don't even get me into the entire spurious "these people went to a Marina Abramović show and I have absolutely no idea how art works" crap from recent memory

I mean, it's actually anti-pornography. He should totally own this stuff imo.

bloomberg appears goes straight for the russia/sanders thing

warren seems sunk. her argument against sanders is reduced to "we both believe in the same things, but i would be a better president." which very well may be true! but it's not a winner

Coming in here to seek respite from centrist hell at the debate.

Centrist hell is other people

Biden and Nothingness

lol, asked what exactly he is apologizing for when he apologizes for stop and frisk, bloomberg says that he apologizes that "it got out of control", that he cut it by 95%, and that he has met with people of color to learn about "how i can better position myself" in the future. an inspirational story of how he was told to stop doing things, he's a natural

also EW and BS do not believe in all the same things

Especially in foreign policy

t/s: ew vs B.S.

Bernie getting a good workout.

not watching this but is anyone going after biden, the clear #2 at this point, at all

Nope, not yet

Steyer seems too smart to not support universal healthcare. He doesn't right?

This debate is utter chaos.

they all look like garbage tonight

crowd loves Biden and Bloomberg

I risked going to the Steyer site, and came back without a virus. He favors public option.

I thought Warren hurt herself this time by wading into Bloomberg's past again--great last week, didn't come off as well this time.

Bloomberg literally just said he bought an election.

forgot there was one on - switched over to see Bloomberg blinking, Bernie waving, and people booing

will give it five minutes and go to the gym to catch some more on the elliptical if things look fiery

Steyer looks like an action figure

they should've hashed out the being a little more united before this debate. Ugh. Klobuchar has very lush hair. I am jealous.

Yeah some of Warren’s attacks on Bloomberg help others more than herself. There’s a kamikaze vibe to them.

Xp

thx sanpaku!

I turn on this debate b/w switching channels and Biden's praising "my friend Fritz Hollings."

the bloomberg attacks from warren (or anyone) about his past abuse is fine with me. It fits more into the greater good.

Yeah some of Warren’s attacks on Bloomberg help others more than herself. There’s a kamikaze vibe to them.

the rational aspects of why I like Warren have been done to death elsewhere, but her brazen disrespect for rich people to their faces is galvanizing. Moreso than Bernie’s broader approach.

i fully want Warren to slap a contract to release women from NDAs on his gravestone.

Yeah Liz is badass

I'M FROM MINNESOTA DO U REMEMBER

This is a nightmare