Your next 2020 Democratic presidential primary thread: Now we're serious

I think Bloomberg made it, but he outsourced the making

the "oligarch" one is definitely, hilariously fake at the very least

are any of these "Republican claims they were attacked by Obama voter who wrote Obama on her face, but it was backwards" level

Oligarch board was actually a very expensive Banksy that Bloomberg had delivered to that office, just a terrible mixup

maybe Bloomberg....IS...Banks-

If it’s not fake it was performed by vandals who wanted to give the impression that it was fake which is also hilarious

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflag

or it was performed by the bloomberg campaign to give the impression that it was performed by vandals who wanted to give the impression it was fake and at some level of the wine being in front of me one should probably consider that someone actually did it

(which, to be clear, is not me saying it was coordinated by any anti-bloomberg campaign, which, why would they need or care to do that)

Whoever was responsible, I'm guessing it wasn't Bloomberg's intent for people to see the graffiti and think 'yes, that's correct'.

Oooooof

“My names Joe Biden I’m running for the United States Senate” pic.twitter.com/sDIaZwTE8q

— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) February 25, 2020

I think I've tipped fully over into just feeling bad for him.

please clap

For all the jabs at Jeb!, he was cognizant of his surroundings, and fairly likeable as a person.

vote Jeb - he's polite and he always knows where he is

It's a start. Most of us would be ecstatic to be on the Jeb timeline, and not the Trump/worse fascist/global war timeline.

o really, couldn't tell from the last three years of posts

Sanpaku don’t add counterfactual speculation to your ledger of sins

mandated clapping, I mean what next

Aside from muh norms, Jebworld would look pretty much identical. Except maybe we'd be at war with Iran because he didn't get distracted by the season premiere of The Bachelor.

I forgot Jeb signed Stand Your Ground into law here, fuck him forever

Jeb! also responsible for:

- keeping Terri Schiavo alive

- Growth of charter school/voucher industry

I don't think it's safe to assume a Bush would have steered clear of war lol

In what world would Jeb! have won over Hillz

Hey remember when we were worried that the Bush and Clinton dynasties would have a permanent hold over the Presidency?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DnPwaEn8aGE/TROiiebTc3I/AAAAAAAANOo/GGY1KvIFMYE/s1600/main.png

Hey remember when we were worried that the Bush and Clinton dynasties would have a permanent hold over the Presidency?

I remember people using the word "coronate," as a back-formation from "coronation." People, we have the perfectly good verb "crown." In a coronation someone is crowned. Makes me want to get out the Grammar Hammer and SMASH.

crowned means getting bonked in the head

means you've just been born cuz you're a big baby iirc

very cool stuff, definitely good faith and definitely some new material we haven't heard yet

JUST NOW: @MikeBloomberg Senior Adviser @TimOBrien goes there on @BernieSanders.

Orgasms. Rape fantasies. Children running naked. All there.@NewDaypic.twitter.com/EUckLVYNR0

— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 25, 2020

jesus would you look at the forehead on that motherfucker

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.writeups.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FLeader-Hulk-Marvel-Comics-Stern-h2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

lol remember when George Allen attacked Jim Webb over the stuff in his novels?

wow look at that devastating new oppo that's actually just the same tired old shit as always

I remember when George Allen was caught on camera calling the Indian man filming him for oppo “macaca”, great moments in Republicans

lol what? What's the 'evidence' behind these allegations?

NYT articles behind a secretive "paywall"

Bernie: Let me just say one word in response: (looks at Bloomberg) Epstein. Eh? We good? Or should I elaborate?

i've been hearing "Bernie's child p0rn" from haters for years

meanwhile

100% correct. Putting his name in quotes is a nice touch. https://t.co/HTMYSo15pJ

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) February 25, 2020

Sorry forgot the addendum

Bernie: Now go get your shinebox.

president donald j. trump, welcome to the #resistance

Bloomberg thinking he can take the high ground on this issue (or any other really, but especially this one) is fucking rich. I trust Bernie will let him have it.

gotta love when trump starts rumors ("supposedly")

Remember when Obama was kind of sleepy for one debate against Mittens and everybody freaked out?

I think Donald Trump is gonna vote for Bernie Sanders for president

lol what? What's the 'evidence' behind these allegations?

It's just a bunch of Sexual Revolution-era pieces he wrote in alt papers in the early 70s. Imho a nothingburger but who knows what will play with the American public:

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/28/8682503/bernie-sanders-rape-fantasy
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/07/bernie-sanders-vermont-freeman-sexual-freedom-fluoride/

ffs pete

Chasten’s FACE. I’m HOWLING pic.twitter.com/3FNJJmbx3O

— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) February 25, 2020

I finally feel bad for someone in Buttigieg's orbit

unsurprised Pete would "jump on" the political advantage of being straight

it all counts

It's just a bunch of Sexual Revolution-era pieces he wrote in alt papers in the early 70s. Imho a nothingburger but who knows what will play with the American public:

Thanks. I can see this harming him among family-values voters who are likely to vote Trump anyway. I do expect a mini-moral panic will ensue, but that was bound to happen no matter what.

Eh. He said he would've but then met Chasten.

He's still terrible.