Plz credit me if you put goatse hands on the bass drum, thx
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:08 (six years ago)
"!!!"
― jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
Tubgirlschool
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:10 (six years ago)
You have to call your first track "Album Opener".
― jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:11 (six years ago)
A friend's band made often brilliant but only semi-listenable noise music, they had one amazing track which everyone would ask about, so they renamed it "The Crowdpleaser" to throw some shade at it. I found this annoying, it was genuinely the best thing they did.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:15 (six years ago)
stealing Chris L's typo from ILM:
Better Midler
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:16 (six years ago)
Mac SabbathUgly Kid JoeIll Smith
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:20 (six years ago)
Other real ones off the top of my head:
Lounge Against the MachineJichael MacksonCrust BrothersPeech Boys
― thewufs, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (six years ago)
Camper van beethoven
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
Kirko Bangz
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:23 (six years ago)
Wevie Stonder first began making music in 1979 at the age of 6, by recording some chickens down an old army telephone onto a cassette recorder, accompanied by a 3 stringed acoustic guitar.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:26 (six years ago)
lol at poor wevie stonder getting a kicking. has anybody even bought a wevie stonder album since 1999?
― brimstead, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:29 (six years ago)
Slack BabbathQueen Cloudy AdeHobby ButchersonRapp the ChancerMeetwood FlacWamasi KashingtonBuildings Without LifeMonolabDamp SwoggBig RichardGoodfingerThe Old PornographersThe Post-Modern LoversMalice Cooper
Some of these have to be taken already.
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:20 (six years ago)
Lone-Toc
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:23 (six years ago)
Voiced by Guides
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:25 (six years ago)
Ypres Chill
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:26 (six years ago)
Beto Goys
For Edie
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:27 (six years ago)
Keith Perspiration
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:30 (six years ago)
my new Rod Stewart tribute band featuring 4 heroin addicts, Nod Spewart
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:39 (six years ago)
The Head Rot Pilly Cheppers
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2020 23:05 (six years ago)
a band called Gringo Star is playing where I live soon. I actually like a couple of songs by Ringo Deathstarr. but come on
Joanna Gruesome were pretty good too
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 21 February 2020 23:08 (six years ago)
I always thought Jefferson Airhead was quite a good name― fetter
― fetter
there's an old '60s band who called themselves "Hamilton Streetcar", the one song I know of theirs is pretty good
are there any good ones of these? i always thought "Beatless" was kinda funny in a MAD magazine movie parody kind of way, but now i can't seem to confirm that was a real band and not some record store joker's labeling of a used CD section divider.― Doctor Casino
― Doctor Casino
can confirm the existence of BeatlesS, have a couple of their tracks on a comp CD from the Wifflefist label. Good comp, even if i was more taken with Bicentennial Quarters.... it looks like Bicentennial Quarters' only other appearances on records are the comps Cognitive Mapping Volume II and a fairly expensive limited fundraising CD also including BeatlesS called... yes... Power of Tower!
I just remembered that there's a Japanese band called Sex Machineguns? Which I admit I find amusing. Don't know what they sound like though.― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs)
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs)
i think they're a visual kei band? the song of theirs i've heard is some pretty great power metal, i like it plenty
I hold the thread starter responsible for my having just remembered Master Musicians Of Bukkake.― Noel Emits
― Noel Emits
...who i believe once appeared on a festival bill with the master musicians of joujouka! some real "slayer vs. slayer" shit going down there...
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 21 February 2020 23:42 (six years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:01 (six years ago)
All of these are the worst, but I think Joy Orbison should take it a step further and call himself Boy Georbison.
I’m still impressed that Kurt Vile isn’t a pun.
― ed.b, Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:04 (six years ago)
Southern Culture Club Nouveau on the Skids Row
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:06 (six years ago)
not a pun, just unimaginative mash
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:07 (six years ago)
-Gordon Ramsey
Rim Jeeves
― ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:53 (six years ago)
I was just thinking that Matching Mole is a pun based on another band name, so therefore this is officially good now.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:05 (six years ago)
Gater Pebrial
Yonic Sooth could literally mean "female truth" so not necessarily terrible as long as you're Kim Gordon perhaps.
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:06 (six years ago)
Bony Tanks
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:40 (six years ago)
Rad Beligion
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:54 (six years ago)
Slack Babbath
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 February 2020 16:04 (six years ago)
Lenny KogginsMikhail Mikedonald
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:19 (six years ago)
Boobie Drothers
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:46 (six years ago)
Droctor De
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:49 (six years ago)
Cleric Apton
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:52 (six years ago)
Dean Gray
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:56 (six years ago)
Bait Kush (aka Seeds n' Twigs)
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:58 (six years ago)
Bony Tenet
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:00 (six years ago)
Cannibal Lective
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:01 (six years ago)
Ike Moldfield
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:27 (six years ago)
Ian Breno
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:29 (six years ago)
Lairy O'Stab
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:30 (six years ago)
Stuffy Bint Marie
This is all kind of a sibling to
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― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 22 February 2020 19:01 (six years ago)
Biz Markie de Sade
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 19:02 (six years ago)
Heh, I totally forgot that my buddy used to play a version of "Love Will Keep Us Together" with bluesy guitar licks, then introduce it as a song by Clapton & Tennille.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:46 (six years ago)
Sponnie Rector
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:48 (six years ago)
Skill Got Heron
― ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 23:54 (six years ago)