Worst band/musician with a name that is pun based on other bands/musicians

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I was sad to discover that Deflator Mouse was taken when I was a-huntin’ for a band name.

Shitty Shitty Band Band has me in tears.

I feel like “The Incredible Bing Strand” should be an album by conductor/cornetist Bing “The King Of Swing” Strand.

Hate Joy Orbison, Com Truise & the like, but the laziest shittiest one on the list is Wevie Stonder.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:04 (six years ago)

I always thought Modest Mouse was an obvious one but then someone told me that wasn't the intent of the name or something

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:05 (six years ago)

There appear to be a couple of half-hearted attempts at usin “Ryan Beano” but I’m surprised nobody’s gone whole hog on it.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:24 (six years ago)

I hold the thread starter responsible for my having just remembered Master Musicians Of Bukkake.

Noel Emits, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:38 (six years ago)

jawbreaker reunion

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:40 (six years ago)

Les Dennis Denudes

Noel Emits, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:41 (six years ago)

I love the idea of just putting quotes around a band name to change it, not Morrissey, but "Morrissey" i.e.

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:00 (six years ago)

A friend of mine had a really great/annoying band for a while and they were booked to open for Wolf Eyes. I don't think Wolf Eyes were so into their set; the day after the show, they posted "thanks so much for coming to the show last night, apologies about the bum opener, but we had a great time with y'all" or however Wolf Eyes type these things.

My friend was like "...bum opener?" and we've been sitting on Bum Opener as a great future band name

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:04 (six years ago)

Plz credit me if you put goatse hands on the bass drum, thx

Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:08 (six years ago)

"!!!"

jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (six years ago)

Tubgirlschool

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:10 (six years ago)

You have to call your first track "Album Opener".

jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:11 (six years ago)

A friend's band made often brilliant but only semi-listenable noise music, they had one amazing track which everyone would ask about, so they renamed it "The Crowdpleaser" to throw some shade at it. I found this annoying, it was genuinely the best thing they did.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:15 (six years ago)

stealing Chris L's typo from ILM:

Better Midler

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:16 (six years ago)

Mac Sabbath
Ugly Kid Joe
Ill Smith

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:20 (six years ago)

Other real ones off the top of my head:

Lounge Against the Machine
Jichael Mackson
Crust Brothers
Peech Boys

thewufs, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (six years ago)

Camper van beethoven

ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:22 (six years ago)

Kirko Bangz

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:23 (six years ago)

Wevie Stonder first began making music in 1979 at the age of 6, by recording some chickens down an old army telephone onto a cassette recorder, accompanied by a 3 stringed acoustic guitar.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:26 (six years ago)

lol at poor wevie stonder getting a kicking. has anybody even bought a wevie stonder album since 1999?

brimstead, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:29 (six years ago)

Slack Babbath
Queen Cloudy Ade
Hobby Butcherson
Rapp the Chancer
Meetwood Flac
Wamasi Kashington
Buildings Without Life
Monolab
Damp Swogg
Big Richard
Goodfinger
The Old Pornographers
The Post-Modern Lovers
Malice Cooper

Some of these have to be taken already.

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:20 (six years ago)

Lone-Toc

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:23 (six years ago)

Voiced by Guides

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:25 (six years ago)

Ypres Chill

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:26 (six years ago)

Beto Goys

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:26 (six years ago)

For Edie

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:27 (six years ago)

Keith Perspiration

Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:30 (six years ago)

my new Rod Stewart tribute band featuring 4 heroin addicts, Nod Spewart

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:39 (six years ago)

The Head Rot Pilly Cheppers

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2020 23:05 (six years ago)

a band called Gringo Star is playing where I live soon. I actually like a couple of songs by Ringo Deathstarr. but come on

Joanna Gruesome were pretty good too

Colonel Poo, Friday, 21 February 2020 23:08 (six years ago)

I always thought Jefferson Airhead was quite a good name

― fetter

there's an old '60s band who called themselves "Hamilton Streetcar", the one song I know of theirs is pretty good

are there any good ones of these? i always thought "Beatless" was kinda funny in a MAD magazine movie parody kind of way, but now i can't seem to confirm that was a real band and not some record store joker's labeling of a used CD section divider.

― Doctor Casino

can confirm the existence of BeatlesS, have a couple of their tracks on a comp CD from the Wifflefist label. Good comp, even if i was more taken with Bicentennial Quarters.... it looks like Bicentennial Quarters' only other appearances on records are the comps Cognitive Mapping Volume II and a fairly expensive limited fundraising CD also including BeatlesS called... yes... Power of Tower!

I just remembered that there's a Japanese band called Sex Machineguns? Which I admit I find amusing. Don't know what they sound like though.

― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs)

i think they're a visual kei band? the song of theirs i've heard is some pretty great power metal, i like it plenty

I hold the thread starter responsible for my having just remembered Master Musicians Of Bukkake.

― Noel Emits

...who i believe once appeared on a festival bill with the master musicians of joujouka! some real "slayer vs. slayer" shit going down there...

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 21 February 2020 23:42 (six years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:01 (six years ago)

All of these are the worst, but I think Joy Orbison should take it a step further and call himself Boy Georbison.

I’m still impressed that Kurt Vile isn’t a pun.

ed.b, Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:04 (six years ago)

Southern Culture Club Nouveau on the Skids Row

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:06 (six years ago)

not a pun, just unimaginative mash

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:07 (six years ago)

-Gordon Ramsey

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 00:07 (six years ago)

Rim Jeeves

ymo sumac (NickB), Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:53 (six years ago)

I was just thinking that Matching Mole is a pun based on another band name, so therefore this is officially good now.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:05 (six years ago)

Gater Pebrial

Yonic Sooth could literally mean "female truth" so not necessarily terrible as long as you're Kim Gordon perhaps.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:06 (six years ago)

Bony Tanks

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:40 (six years ago)

Rad Beligion

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 14:54 (six years ago)

Slack Babbath

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 February 2020 16:04 (six years ago)

Lenny Koggins
Mikhail Mikedonald

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:19 (six years ago)

Boobie Drothers

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:46 (six years ago)

Droctor De

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:49 (six years ago)

Cleric Apton

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:52 (six years ago)

Dean Gray

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:56 (six years ago)

Bait Kush (aka Seeds n' Twigs)

Noel Emits, Saturday, 22 February 2020 17:58 (six years ago)

Bony Tenet

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:00 (six years ago)

Cannibal Lective

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 February 2020 18:01 (six years ago)


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