And yet, Sufjan Stevens bears no relation to Shakin'
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:07 (six years ago)
this has been done before (though admittedly not as a poll) Band names that are parodies of other bands' names
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 February 2020 09:12 (six years ago)
I thought Watt Stalker would be a good name for a very loud metal band with crooner vocals. Sunn O))) and Scott missed a trick there.
Joy Orbison I just can't fathom. It's so pointless, what's the relationship? Is it just that Roy Orbison is 'old timey'? At least Wevie Stonder is supposed to be ridiculous.
― Noel Emits, Thursday, 20 February 2020 13:32 (six years ago)
I recall coming across a band once called Deflator Mouse. That's pretty funny. It's not a musical pun, per se (though it is a musical pun), but I always liked the band name Shitty Shitty Band Band.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2020 13:44 (six years ago)
Shitty Shitty Band Band is all-time, have heard they are aptly named though.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 20 February 2020 13:52 (six years ago)
Wanton Ebern
lol
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 20 February 2020 13:57 (six years ago)
ok, "Shitty Shitty Band Band" gets a grin out of me every time I think it
I'm actually listening to them now...kinda not terrible? I was expecting noisy skronk but instead it's kinda skewed Americana or something, alternating male/female vox, reminds me a bit of...Wussy? 31 monthly listeners on Spotify.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 14:06 (six years ago)
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/babehoven-demonstrating-visible-differences-of-height-ep/
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:36 (six years ago)
https://techcrunch.com/2011/11/17/bustin-jieber-the-12-year-old-app-developer-who-taught-himself-to-code-goes-viral-video/
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:38 (six years ago)
did we forget Swet Shop Boys?
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 February 2020 16:41 (six years ago)
Babehoven
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:14 (six years ago)
sounds awful
I've always thought Deafheaven sounded like a play on Beethoven, not least because Beethoven was deaf.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:17 (six years ago)
Similar coincidence: Steely Dan and Steeleye Span.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:18 (six years ago)
Scoz BaggsTames JailorDoosker Who?!Sex-Ray Pecs
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:32 (six years ago)
Burly Chassis (an old Morecambe & Wise joke)
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 17:42 (six years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 21 February 2020 00:01 (six years ago)
No Sisters of Morrissey, GTFO
― epistantophus, Friday, 21 February 2020 00:17 (six years ago)
Cannabis Corpse is the best
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 01:10 (six years ago)
There is, according to Youtube, a shitty all white jazz band that entered in a jazz competition called "Jizzy Gillespie"
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 01:14 (six years ago)
I was sad to discover that Deflator Mouse was taken when I was a-huntin’ for a band name.
Shitty Shitty Band Band has me in tears.
I feel like “The Incredible Bing Strand” should be an album by conductor/cornetist Bing “The King Of Swing” Strand.
Hate Joy Orbison, Com Truise & the like, but the laziest shittiest one on the list is Wevie Stonder.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:04 (six years ago)
I always thought Modest Mouse was an obvious one but then someone told me that wasn't the intent of the name or something
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:05 (six years ago)
There appear to be a couple of half-hearted attempts at usin “Ryan Beano” but I’m surprised nobody’s gone whole hog on it.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 21 February 2020 03:24 (six years ago)
I hold the thread starter responsible for my having just remembered Master Musicians Of Bukkake.
― Noel Emits, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:38 (six years ago)
jawbreaker reunion
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:40 (six years ago)
Les Dennis Denudes
― Noel Emits, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:41 (six years ago)
I love the idea of just putting quotes around a band name to change it, not Morrissey, but "Morrissey" i.e.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:00 (six years ago)
A friend of mine had a really great/annoying band for a while and they were booked to open for Wolf Eyes. I don't think Wolf Eyes were so into their set; the day after the show, they posted "thanks so much for coming to the show last night, apologies about the bum opener, but we had a great time with y'all" or however Wolf Eyes type these things.
My friend was like "...bum opener?" and we've been sitting on Bum Opener as a great future band name
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:04 (six years ago)
Plz credit me if you put goatse hands on the bass drum, thx
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:08 (six years ago)
"!!!"
― jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (six years ago)
Tubgirlschool
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:10 (six years ago)
You have to call your first track "Album Opener".
― jmm, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:11 (six years ago)
A friend's band made often brilliant but only semi-listenable noise music, they had one amazing track which everyone would ask about, so they renamed it "The Crowdpleaser" to throw some shade at it. I found this annoying, it was genuinely the best thing they did.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:15 (six years ago)
stealing Chris L's typo from ILM:
Better Midler
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:16 (six years ago)
Mac SabbathUgly Kid JoeIll Smith
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:20 (six years ago)
Other real ones off the top of my head:
Lounge Against the MachineJichael MacksonCrust BrothersPeech Boys
― thewufs, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (six years ago)
Camper van beethoven
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:22 (six years ago)
Kirko Bangz
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:23 (six years ago)
Wevie Stonder first began making music in 1979 at the age of 6, by recording some chickens down an old army telephone onto a cassette recorder, accompanied by a 3 stringed acoustic guitar.
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:26 (six years ago)
lol at poor wevie stonder getting a kicking. has anybody even bought a wevie stonder album since 1999?
― brimstead, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:29 (six years ago)
Slack BabbathQueen Cloudy AdeHobby ButchersonRapp the ChancerMeetwood FlacWamasi KashingtonBuildings Without LifeMonolabDamp SwoggBig RichardGoodfingerThe Old PornographersThe Post-Modern LoversMalice Cooper
Some of these have to be taken already.
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:20 (six years ago)
Lone-Toc
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:23 (six years ago)
Voiced by Guides
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:25 (six years ago)
Ypres Chill
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:26 (six years ago)
Beto Goys
For Edie
― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 February 2020 22:27 (six years ago)
Keith Perspiration
― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:30 (six years ago)
my new Rod Stewart tribute band featuring 4 heroin addicts, Nod Spewart
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 February 2020 22:39 (six years ago)
The Head Rot Pilly Cheppers
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2020 23:05 (six years ago)
a band called Gringo Star is playing where I live soon. I actually like a couple of songs by Ringo Deathstarr. but come on
Joanna Gruesome were pretty good too
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 21 February 2020 23:08 (six years ago)