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I don't drink Coke or eat potato chips but I'm gorging on this trivial bullshit.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:54 (six years ago)

this is the best one so far

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:56 (six years ago)

this might be a better dunk contest than the one on saturday, but i swear if they say derrick jones jr is the winner of this debate, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:57 (six years ago)

Wait how do you not eat potato chips

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:57 (six years ago)

the best dunk, however, was buttigieg self-identifying as a "microsoft word guy," nothing anyone can tweet is harsher than that

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:58 (six years ago)

buttigieg: "hey, anyone remember those 'I'm a PC, I'm a Mac' commercials? I identify deeply with the PC! :)"

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

Wait how do you not eat potato chips

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 19, 2020

What's the point when almonds and apples exist?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

step 1) keep the bag closed
step 2) mash the bag in an orifice other than your mouth
step 3) do nothing to break the chips down

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

+1 for not eating potato chips or drinking coke.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

xp as per booty: it's a unique self-own; i'll give him that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:00 (six years ago)

not watching, but this all sounds very encouraging, thanks for the recaps everyone

― sleeve, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:00 (six years ago)

I can see there’s no point to this. There are a lot of great potato chips though

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:00 (six years ago)

I can crunch on a martini.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:01 (six years ago)

Resultant paste etc etc

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:02 (six years ago)

It is hardest to understand how Buttigieg is on stage. I mean at least Bloomberg is a rich fuck who bought his way on stage. Pete just borrowed his Dad's suit and car for a big date.

― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:03 (six years ago)

Warren is having a good night

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:03 (six years ago)

They've all been terrific except Bloomberg and Buttigieg. Even Biden's stammered a couple of coherent sentences.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:06 (six years ago)

Alfred, come up and have potato chips w/ me the night of Bernie's acceptance speech

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:06 (six years ago)

is the klobberer’s right eyebrow always higher than the left like this?

― k3vin k., Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:06 (six years ago)

Warren's good when she is making a moral argument/attack. She is less effective when she is in law professor mode, which was also a weakness of Obama.

― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:07 (six years ago)

I really don't understand why Warren is defending Klobuchar so much

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:07 (six years ago)

i think just because pete is annoying to her

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:08 (six years ago)

Warren coming out for abolishing the filibuster! Is that new?

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:08 (six years ago)

Ugh fuck that

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:10 (six years ago)

nah its been part of her plans all along

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:10 (six years ago)

Get rid of the filibuster, and enjoy the Senate when Rs run it

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:10 (six years ago)

I think she's said that for a while

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:10 (six years ago)

the filibuster did a bang up job of killing Trump's tax cuts and Kavanaugh

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:11 (six years ago)

The filibuster is bullshit, I’m fine w getting rid of it

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

eh fuck the filibuster

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

and fuck potato chips too

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

what abt salt and vinegar chips, think abt what youre saying here

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

They need buzzers or something, raising their hands like it's second grade is embarrassing

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:12 (six years ago)

xps: Senate collegiality, and the knowledge they'll have to work with each other in the future. You're not going to see Warren go after Sanders or Klobs too hard. Or vice versa.

― tetragrammaton in vain (Sanpaku), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:13 (six years ago)

Just puts more pressure on winning elections. But I think disproportionately empowering white, rural minorities is a flaw of our system that should be corrected.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:14 (six years ago)

Xos

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:14 (six years ago)

Washington, Madison, et. al were wrong about saucers cooling tea cups in the Senate, not when Mitch McConnell smashes tea cups with his blobfish jaw

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:15 (six years ago)

Has Bloomberg said anything in the last 15 minutes?

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:16 (six years ago)

I wonder if Sanders and Warren are a bit too eager with the hand-raising halfway through every response. Not the most dignified image.

― o. nate, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

mayor pete couldn't even be bothered to shave before tonight's debate because he was too busy _________________________________________.

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

...fucking a potato chip

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:17 (six years ago)

I wonder if Sanders and Warren are a bit too eager with the hand-raising halfway through every response. Not the most dignified image.

― o. nate, Wednesday, February 19, 2020 10:17 PM

really

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

Bernie should have busted in with his leftist filmstrip business there.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:18 (six years ago)

Pete does this stubble thing all the time. He probably figures without it he'd look like a high schooler.

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:23 (six years ago)

We should ask these corporations nicely if they’d empower their workers

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:23 (six years ago)

here we go

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:24 (six years ago)

Wealth tax moment. YES.

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:25 (six years ago)

did bloomberg just claim the us tried communism

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:25 (six years ago)

I think Liz actually let him off the hook there

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:26 (six years ago)

jesus christ bloomberg is a piece of shit

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:28 (six years ago)

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