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xp: From a 1990 book of The Wit And Wisdom Of Michael Bloomberg, given to him as a 48th birthday present from his employees

When Wolff asked DeMarse how Bloomberg liked his book, DeMarse said he got a real kick out of it. "He was touched," she said. "He loves things that are about himself."

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

god bloomberg is boooooombing

this is wonderful

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

just give him the mic and let him talk, he's making an ass out of himself

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

xpost yeah I was thinking that bernie, biden and bloomberg are too old for this shit. their age is very apparent.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

Gonna need a Brazzers meme of everyone ganging up on Bloomie

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

pls post it in here so I can't open this thread at work

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:32 (six years ago)

The studio lighting is doing no favors for elderly, pale people.

the msnbc camera operator responsible for overseeing their proprietary Unnecessarily Facial Definition (UFD) technology must've accidentally activated its Enhance Skin Tags (EST) feature twice, because lordy

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:33 (six years ago)

thought it was my tv. it's all different shades of sallow.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

have you ever been sallow

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

Suddenly
The wheels are in motion
And lllooooollllll

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

On Klobs and criminal justice: worth hearing the Worst Year Ever podcast on Klobuchar when tonight's excitement is over. When I hear about how she prosecuted Somali immigrants for chewing khat, a drug no more dangerous than coffee, I got a bit red-faced angry.

― tetragrammaton in vain (Sanpaku), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

I have no audio but Sander's nostrils flaring

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

Anyone on this stage who gets the nomination needs to hit a tanning bed before November.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:40 (six years ago)

I can’t go to turbo tax holy shit what a peach

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:40 (six years ago)

ok so i am no longer worried about bloomberg

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:41 (six years ago)

tanning causes cancer bro

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:42 (six years ago)

reminding me that fred armisen's super short impersonations of bloomberg on snl are really tight. it's also super weird when really rich people have terrible teeth.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:42 (six years ago)

oh shit

Bloomberg's even WORSE than we thought

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:43 (six years ago)

Tuning in now, this is lol

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Maybe it is our TVs?

pic.twitter.com/4QXUoFCsff
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 20, 2020

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Warren tearing it up, Bloomberg shitting the bed.r

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Throw the damn towel, Bloomberg!

― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

"maybe a joke I told"

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Warren killing it

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:45 (six years ago)

she really is

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:45 (six years ago)

Warren reminds me of what I saw on the Hill in 2012.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:46 (six years ago)

Knives are out daaaamn

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:46 (six years ago)

Straight mercked

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:47 (six years ago)

Dunk
Dunk
Dunk

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

liz is heroic tonight

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

FATALITY

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

Klobuchar seems like she maybe had one glass of wine too many with dinner.

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

I kept thinking because Beltway people love sports crap that Bloomberg was being underrated so he could defy expectations.

I'm not sure how he can recover from Warren's attacks and his poor responses.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:49 (six years ago)

Wish they'd stay on Bloomberg and make him squirm

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:49 (six years ago)

he literally stands for everything democratic voters hate

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:49 (six years ago)

Damn, even Klobuchar hands Buttigieg his patronizing ass.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:50 (six years ago)

It’s a good time to ponder the constantly offered defense of Bloomberg: only he can take on trump and win! He won’t back down!

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:51 (six years ago)

I just turned this on and it seems like I missed Warren and as a Pete-liker I have to say Amy Klobuchar is truly giving Pete the business and he deserves it in the moment

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:51 (six years ago)

If Klobuchar was further left she might make a good Senate leader.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:51 (six years ago)

Put those bullying skills to good use.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:51 (six years ago)

I don't drink Coke or eat potato chips but I'm gorging on this trivial bullshit.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:54 (six years ago)

this is the best one so far

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:56 (six years ago)

this might be a better dunk contest than the one on saturday, but i swear if they say derrick jones jr is the winner of this debate, shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:57 (six years ago)

Wait how do you not eat potato chips

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:57 (six years ago)

the best dunk, however, was buttigieg self-identifying as a "microsoft word guy," nothing anyone can tweet is harsher than that

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:58 (six years ago)

buttigieg: "hey, anyone remember those 'I'm a PC, I'm a Mac' commercials? I identify deeply with the PC! :)"

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

Wait how do you not eat potato chips

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, February 19, 2020

What's the point when almonds and apples exist?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

step 1) keep the bag closed
step 2) mash the bag in an orifice other than your mouth
step 3) do nothing to break the chips down

― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

+1 for not eating potato chips or drinking coke.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:59 (six years ago)

xp as per booty: it's a unique self-own; i'll give him that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:00 (six years ago)

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