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amy klobuchar just said that she had a great idea to end sexism on the internet: elect a woman president!

looooooooooooooo

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

oooooooooooooooooool

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

I really liked The Root's thing "why does Chuck TODD exist" that they did recently because seriously.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

what a way to find out I'm karlfiled

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

"Amy's plan is like a Post-It note: insert plan here."

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

ATTACK BLOOMBERG

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

warren is unloading tonight

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

It's just like how electing Obama ended racism. It's just like that.

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

omg Pete totally wetdreams in powerPoint, who is he fooling.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

I don't even own a racism

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

ive never read the horsefaced lez quote

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:22 (six years ago)

Just tuned in. This whole business with the 'bros' is the most horseshit issue I've ever seen but Warren going after Sanders for not bringing in more people is some good comedy.

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:22 (six years ago)

xp haha sorry sic, i missed yr post in the heat of the moment

i just couldn't believe it. she has never been on the internet

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:24 (six years ago)

ive never read the horsefaced lez quote

"The Royal Family - what a bunch of misfits - a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian, and a man who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad."

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

Bloomie gettin' sidelined pretty hardcore since the opening moments.

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

Mayor Bloomberg, awakening from a relaxing power nap.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:27 (six years ago)

Bloomberg is an alien.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:28 (six years ago)

Capping charges, huh?

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:28 (six years ago)

he seems perfectly normal.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

The studio lighting is doing no favors for elderly, pale people.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

xp: From a 1990 book of The Wit And Wisdom Of Michael Bloomberg, given to him as a 48th birthday present from his employees

When Wolff asked DeMarse how Bloomberg liked his book, DeMarse said he got a real kick out of it. "He was touched," she said. "He loves things that are about himself."

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

god bloomberg is boooooombing

this is wonderful

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

just give him the mic and let him talk, he's making an ass out of himself

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

xpost yeah I was thinking that bernie, biden and bloomberg are too old for this shit. their age is very apparent.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

Gonna need a Brazzers meme of everyone ganging up on Bloomie

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

pls post it in here so I can't open this thread at work

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:32 (six years ago)

The studio lighting is doing no favors for elderly, pale people.

the msnbc camera operator responsible for overseeing their proprietary Unnecessarily Facial Definition (UFD) technology must've accidentally activated its Enhance Skin Tags (EST) feature twice, because lordy

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:33 (six years ago)

thought it was my tv. it's all different shades of sallow.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

have you ever been sallow

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

Suddenly
The wheels are in motion
And lllooooollllll

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

On Klobs and criminal justice: worth hearing the Worst Year Ever podcast on Klobuchar when tonight's excitement is over. When I hear about how she prosecuted Somali immigrants for chewing khat, a drug no more dangerous than coffee, I got a bit red-faced angry.

― tetragrammaton in vain (Sanpaku), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

I have no audio but Sander's nostrils flaring

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

Anyone on this stage who gets the nomination needs to hit a tanning bed before November.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:40 (six years ago)

I can’t go to turbo tax holy shit what a peach

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:40 (six years ago)

ok so i am no longer worried about bloomberg

― treeship., Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:41 (six years ago)

tanning causes cancer bro

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:42 (six years ago)

reminding me that fred armisen's super short impersonations of bloomberg on snl are really tight. it's also super weird when really rich people have terrible teeth.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:42 (six years ago)

oh shit

Bloomberg's even WORSE than we thought

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:43 (six years ago)

Tuning in now, this is lol

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Maybe it is our TVs?

pic.twitter.com/4QXUoFCsff
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 20, 2020

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Warren tearing it up, Bloomberg shitting the bed.r

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Throw the damn towel, Bloomberg!

― Har Mar Klobuchar (PBKR), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

"maybe a joke I told"

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:44 (six years ago)

Warren killing it

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:45 (six years ago)

she really is

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:45 (six years ago)

Warren reminds me of what I saw on the Hill in 2012.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:46 (six years ago)

Knives are out daaaamn

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:46 (six years ago)

Straight mercked

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:47 (six years ago)

Dunk
Dunk
Dunk

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

liz is heroic tonight

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:48 (six years ago)

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