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I went to a high school that was basically a walking elephant

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:03 (six years ago)

holy shit!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:05 (six years ago)

Holy shit -- Elizabeth Warren scotches any idea that she'll be Michael Bloomberg's running mate. She quotes the "horse-faced lesbian" line, calls him an "arrogant billionaire."

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:05 (six years ago)

FAT BROADS AND HORSE-FACED LESBIANS!!! within the first minute of the debate!!! this is the best debate so far of all nineteen million debates to date

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:05 (six years ago)

wau

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:08 (six years ago)

lmao this finally woke up sleepy joe

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:09 (six years ago)

"Let's put over someone who's actually a Democrat," Pete Buttigieg says, referring to Sanders and Bloomberg.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:10 (six years ago)

everyone's being mean af I loves it

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:11 (six years ago)

Good. Go ham on Bloombiecunt

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:11 (six years ago)

grooooooooaaaaaan @ pete

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:12 (six years ago)

pete can fuck right off

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:12 (six years ago)

ok I lasted like 4 minutes, y'all have fun

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:12 (six years ago)

This is a bunch of bullshit -- as usual. I feel filthy watching it. It's gotcha questions about each other.

It's Dynasty (it works).

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:13 (six years ago)

yeah this make me regret giving up drinking at home in a very short timespan

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:14 (six years ago)

not sure why anyone other than Alfred watches these, who uses them as an excuse to get extremely rowdy

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:14 (six years ago)

I can tell Alfred is rowdy b/c he said a swear

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:15 (six years ago)

I just put this on and am sucking on some methyl B12 sublingually.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:17 (six years ago)

Klobuchar's solution for eradicting sexism on the internet: nominate a woman for President.

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:17 (six years ago)

First the Fat Boys break up
Now every day i wake up

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:18 (six years ago)

not sure why anyone other than Alfred watches these, who uses them as an excuse to get extremely rowdy

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:14 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I can tell Alfred is rowdy b/c he said a swear

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, February 19, 2020

will get to Thomas Bernhard eventually tonight

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:18 (six years ago)

amy klobuchar just said that she had a great idea to end sexism on the internet: elect a woman president!

looooooooooooooo

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

oooooooooooooooooool

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

I really liked The Root's thing "why does Chuck TODD exist" that they did recently because seriously.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:19 (six years ago)

what a way to find out I'm karlfiled

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

"Amy's plan is like a Post-It note: insert plan here."

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

ATTACK BLOOMBERG

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

warren is unloading tonight

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:20 (six years ago)

It's just like how electing Obama ended racism. It's just like that.

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

omg Pete totally wetdreams in powerPoint, who is he fooling.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

I don't even own a racism

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:21 (six years ago)

ive never read the horsefaced lez quote

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:22 (six years ago)

Just tuned in. This whole business with the 'bros' is the most horseshit issue I've ever seen but Warren going after Sanders for not bringing in more people is some good comedy.

― With considerable charm, you still have made a choice (Sund4r), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:22 (six years ago)

xp haha sorry sic, i missed yr post in the heat of the moment

i just couldn't believe it. she has never been on the internet

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:24 (six years ago)

ive never read the horsefaced lez quote

"The Royal Family - what a bunch of misfits - a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian, and a man who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad."

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

Bloomie gettin' sidelined pretty hardcore since the opening moments.

― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:26 (six years ago)

Mayor Bloomberg, awakening from a relaxing power nap.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:27 (six years ago)

Bloomberg is an alien.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:28 (six years ago)

Capping charges, huh?

― jmm, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:28 (six years ago)

he seems perfectly normal.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

The studio lighting is doing no favors for elderly, pale people.

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

xp: From a 1990 book of The Wit And Wisdom Of Michael Bloomberg, given to him as a 48th birthday present from his employees

When Wolff asked DeMarse how Bloomberg liked his book, DeMarse said he got a real kick out of it. "He was touched," she said. "He loves things that are about himself."

― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:29 (six years ago)

god bloomberg is boooooombing

this is wonderful

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

just give him the mic and let him talk, he's making an ass out of himself

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

xpost yeah I was thinking that bernie, biden and bloomberg are too old for this shit. their age is very apparent.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

Gonna need a Brazzers meme of everyone ganging up on Bloomie

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:31 (six years ago)

pls post it in here so I can't open this thread at work

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:32 (six years ago)

The studio lighting is doing no favors for elderly, pale people.

the msnbc camera operator responsible for overseeing their proprietary Unnecessarily Facial Definition (UFD) technology must've accidentally activated its Enhance Skin Tags (EST) feature twice, because lordy

― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:33 (six years ago)

thought it was my tv. it's all different shades of sallow.

― Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

have you ever been sallow

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

Suddenly
The wheels are in motion
And lllooooollllll

― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 February 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

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