Tea With the Flames: A QUEER New Year to Keep You Warm in WINTER 2020

A gay friend: "I had this vegan boyfriend once who was so committed that he didn't eat honey or swallow my jizz"
Me: "Did he at least let you pour honey all over his face"

wow, is the jizz not vegan??? had no idea tbh

o like bc it comes from a mammal?

Do people with annoying laughs bother you at work? If you hear them several times a day? There's one here I silently label "Gay Hyena."

oh yes. i had a gay hyena. it was awful. i have a loud laugh but people can't resist it.

Is there a drink cart update?

Also, I am very into rowing. Watch videos on proper form, most people at gyms are doing crazy things on it and I wonder about them.

UM

weird timing because i FINALLY tried the machine last night after watching videos. IT. IS SO. FUN. i had no idea!!!!!! what a fucking cool machine! i never knew moving your body could be that cool. totally want one in my home.

yeah, i splurged and got the concept2 and have it in front of the netflix. There are lots of resources online about rowing and people get competitive about posting times. When I get back home home I am going to work on the Pete Plan (here's one https://thepeteplan.wordpress.com/beginner-training/ ) because I hit a plateau awhile ago and cannot get my times down.

Pete has a plan for that?

the only plan he has.

i love. that you have. a machine.

bad news, bears

https://www.wate.com/news/cdc-recommends-men-shave-their-beards-to-protect-against-coronavirus/

waht

i shaved yesterday... getting a little tired of the look tbh. i'm djing a gay ski-in brunch this saturday and kinda stressed about it tbh.

wait what's a ski-in brunch??

it's at a venue on p4rk c1ty sk1 resort mountain during their lgbtq weekend. though i guess 1-4 pm isn't really brunch. it's a party for rich boys afaict. i have to rent a sub and some other stuff. sub as in subwoofer. and get more kylie songs i guess. i'm just nervous about it. also i got laid off last week and i'm looking for aanother job :|

omg oh no! did you see it coming?? i'm so sorry

i have to rent a sub

oh hi!

sub as in subwoofer

nvm

I got your subwoofer.

lol you guys. i didn’t see it coming but only because i’m a dumbass. i didn’t really like the job anyway. kind of hoping the stock market goes down in flames tbh. can’t wait to smile thru kylie and carly playing over my janky budget equipment on the slopes while the boys do shots tho. appreciate everyone’s patience while i cash in my meager venting chips thank u

the stock market can go down in flames *after* i get a real job w/ benefits

(it's almost been 2 years and i'd move if i have to)

fuzzwise i’ve been going for mustache w/ beard-stubble (ie not fully clean-shaven) lately. prepping for incipient daddy-dom I guess

sorry about yr job loss, map, hope you rebound soon. you too morbs ❤️

I’ve been occasionally DJing at a gay happy hour in my neighborhood these past few months. it’s been fun but the bar where it’s taken place is closing next month so I gotta find something new soon. there was one night that turned out to be a Bowie tribute night and I was only given a few days notice of this fact, but the host/venue was otherwise pretty laissez-faire about what I play, which is nice

thanks donna. i saw your night on fb - looked like lots of fun and i wish i could have made it! do you have any idea if you have any upcoming possibilities for gigs?

so i haven't been with a guy in like a month. there's something going on with my body and it's really not fun. i'm going to the doctor for like the sixth time today. i keep preemptively accepting the fact that i will never love again. WHO KNOWS . . . . . . . . .

thx donnadear

i had a phone pre-interview for a staff job yesterday; the interviewer was a recent college grad. I felt like Mickey Rooney (if he was still breathing).

like how recent? i mean was he over 21?

she was 23, acc to l1nked 1n

baby

I don't really read the thread any more but I did need somewhere to share these somewhat surprising photographs of Oliver Sacks when he was in his twenties. Yr welcome!

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/2f4ca6ebe07900044895e0c3284af5deb55beaa0/0_17_1570_1503/master/1570.jpg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=ec400b103095bff7ffc25736fe67a2f9

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/8d/42/6c8d42755c421513e837534872e38df1.jpg

omg

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Bike

The absolute wrong thread for this but ... wedding planning suits me (literally).

i'm sorely in need of a double income; my planning would end there

Lead with that.

dress as Oliver Nut Sack

Eric do we get to see any pictures??!

what color is the suit??

Haha, it's still a ways away, but I'll share the cutest engagement pic when we've had them taken

Oh this asshole: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9W8bGvjTp-/

umm that motorcycle pic of oliver sacks... whewwww

sorry they are both motorcycle pics i now realize, sorry i was a little distracted. i guess i meant the one with the leather jacket and jeans

really i'm into the other one lol
i love guys who look that ripped but also like a little puppy dog

so like rly what if i go celibate

could i still lead a happy life

I did it for basically a decade more or less.

The answer is no.

great

i've been drumming up things i can do with my life moving forward given the sudden realization that i'm a silly grown fey gay man who may not be having sex for a while

i've come up with:
playing the keyboard
wearing more eccentric clothes
walking around my house
watching movies
discovering new ambient music

it's not a terrible list, i dunno

To be fair, playing the keyboard was one of the only things that really got me through the celibacy.