to form babby, or not to form babby

formed babby because I needed someone to go to Disneyland with

Go to Disneyland with kids and you'll be furious at the single childless adults taking up space on the rides and adding to the queuing time.

oh I will :)

unless it's Alfred cuz I assume he would offer me a negroni as recompense, like a gentleman

Fuck you I’ll go to Disneyland alone and swear and get told off by a monorail employee if I want

tl; dr: My wife and I had kids because we thought/hoped that the kids we made could add more magic to the world.

More gentleness, more art, more laughter, more fun. More compassion, more empathy, more kindness.

Further, if people "like us" don't do it, then people "not like us" win. And rest assured, they want to.

Personally I want there a larger proportion of kids parented by people who value kindness, tolerance, inclusion, creativity, empathy, and sustainability. At the same time, I want there to be a smaller proportion of kids parented by people who are driven by racism, sexism, greed, xenophobia, etc.

Is any of that at all helpful for the non-understanders?

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"Other animals do it" doesn't strike me as a great argument. Non-human animals do lots of things I don't consider socially acceptable or helpful.

My wife and I had kids because we thought/hoped that the kids we made could add more magic to the world.

More gentleness, more art, more laughter, more fun. More compassion, more empathy, more kindness.

This I can get behind.

Further, if people "like us" don't do it, then people "not like us" win. And rest assured, they want to.

This....what?

That’s a very instrumental attitude towards your own human children! xps

Fuck you I’ll go to Disneyland alone and swear and get told off by a monorail employee if I want

Ha! I'm still angry at the German guy who took up four teacups and filmed himself on an i-pad the whole ride

ymp's argument is basically the one my wife made when i was more unsure than her about having kids and i found it persuasive

My dilemma, centrally, is that I don’t think people are for anything, and yet I don’t know what people are having children for, and when they tell me, they sound like bad reasons!!

arg

I want there *to be* a larger proportion of kids parented by people who value kindness, tolerance, inclusion, creativity, empathy, and sustainability.

Right, I think I was just thrown off by the framing of it as some kind of child-rearing war between opposing forces.

Simon - I am not saying "other animals do it" = "so should we."

In context it's just riffing off Tomboto's "by giving her life I’ve done nothing to my daughter that hasn’t been done to every other living thing."

My dilemma, centrally, is that I don’t think people are for anything, and yet I don’t know what people are having children for, and when they tell me, they sound like bad reasons!!

the joy and terror of being a person is that people are for whatever they choose to be for - if they decide that making more people is one of the things that they're for then you're not obligated to agree with or understand their reasons

i don't understand why people like sport or eat mushrooms but i've made my peace with it

Otters (or whatever) don't miss the brunches they're not getting to enjoy; they understand they're in a species that has a biological drive to make more otters.

I think being broadly against all humans procreating is silly (and ultimately pointless), but invoking other species seems like a bad move. There are animal species that have multiple children and then kill the weakest, etc etc. I don't know otter society too well, but there are def animals that, should there only be enough brunch for one, will let their kids die.

i don't understand why people … eat mushrooms

FP'd.

to open third eye iirc

i mean how else would i meet the machine elves

In context it's just riffing off Tomboto's "by giving her life I’ve done nothing to my daughter that hasn’t been done to every other living thing."

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in no way do i want to get involved in what has become "having kids, classic or dud?" but id point out that tombot wasn't responsible for doing it to every other living creature so i dont see this huge point tbh

as far as we know....

He's got a half-sibling (a few actually, but only one we're in regular contact with) who he sees once in a while when we visit the birth family, and at some point there is bound to be a lot of big questions and feelings about adoption and why his birth mom kept his younger brother but didn't keep him and I'm not sure how we're going to deal with it but it's all he's ever known so at least it won't be a shock to him

surely there’s stupid swill re child consent that involves, “hey we just put some cells in the same place, what they do is their biz— and if they want to dock on shore, seems rude to say no, but that’s up to the dock owner.”

See above; not saying other animals' behavior should be a model for our own.

Merely, if calling another being into existence (by forming babby) is a crime, then the guilt is pretty widespread.

Nonhuman animals mostly aren’t moral subjects, imo. I’m a chauvinist in this regard.

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silby: I don't know what humans were ORIGINALLY "for," and I don't think anyone does.

But, given that humans exist already, what are they "for" now? Dunno but I know that they have made some pretty good funk records, post-impressionist paintings, and high modernist novels. They're also pretty good at making video games, vibrating sex toys, and sushi.

So if I like all those things (and I do!) then it follows that I should endorse continued human existence. And - by extension - I endorse parenting, childhood, and arts education.

As for all other human endeavors (business, law, war, aquaculture, badminton, mathematics), well. I don't know what those are for but maybe they help form the basis of a world economy that allowed people to purchase Marvin Gaye records (among other laudable things).

qed: if you hate babies you also hate Marvin Gaye

baby: dont you do it

i cannot speak to the purpose of babby outside of an attempt to obtain some kind of meaning in existence generally, and feel most other reasons are imagined, performative, or desperate. i also realize “some kind of meaning” itself may sound imagined or performative or desperate.

a decision to form babby in today’s world should involve incredibly broad acceptance of moral responsibility for its emotional and social health, and its general welfare, and all of our general welfare.

For “reasons,” i think bringing more than replacement-level kids into the world is inappropriate, but i am totally aware that quantitative “judgment” is practically arbitrary. given our family position and good fortune so far, we’re at societal norms, but i figure there is practically no fair moral merit to quantitative judgment from 0 to the middle of the curve imo, regardless my opinions of same.

i think just liking and wanting a baby is fine tbh

man they can be utter magic.

confession: i have a three month old on my knee right now

reviewing my platitudinous bs, i must add that for me, i wanted to share world with babby. aaaand, i loved sharing world and experiences with babby and toddler and kiddo to about 10y/o beyond even my imagjnation. and since then it’s been v good, often stressful as hell as they really start to impose their own wills.

What is not sufficient about all other humans, including children, that you personally are compelled to bring one into being

Feel you on this one, this is thought I had back when I was having internal debate on whether I wanted kids. There's more than enough ppl already.

Further, if people "like us" don't do it, then people "not like us" win. And rest assured, they want to.

And this was my response to myself in that internal debate!

well, moreso the rest of that post than that specific line

but I also then think wtf do I care about the future of humanity, I'll be dead soon anyway, and in 4 billion years max the planet will be toast. cheers!

NB I don’t think there’s “more than enough people” per se in some Malthusian sense (and I don’t think you do either)

For “reasons,” i think bringing more than replacement-level kids into the world is inappropriate

totally read this initially in a sabermetric above replacement sense. of course my kids are above replacement value.

(you're right, I don't. Totally boggles my mind when I see traffic jam stretching to the horizon and think omg all of this material to make cars was harvested from the Earth, and this is just one tiny fraction of all the cars ever produced and then there's ships and planes and buildings and boxes of cereal and how is that possible??? so that's as close to Malthusian as I get)

that argument that a reasonable couple with good genes needs to have a baby to even out the babies being had by nutso evangelical racist bigots is definitely a thing. People are very into thinking about bébé polling numbers. i also do not like this thought process.

ya I'm more in favor of just murdering the offspring of racist bigots

I don't think there were only two options.

i dont like the “even out bad ppl babbies” thing, it’s like what, reverse euthanasia?

totally read this initially in a sabermetric above replacement sense. of course my kids are above replacement value.

omg if i have a kid it's WAR will be triple digits, guaranteed

wasn't trying to be snippy to you, Yerac

trump: “you are not the baddies, now go make some babbies.”

oh I know! I don't take anything personally here. I barely know who is talking to whom since I am all sloppy with using xposts.

My wife has been certain since she was a kid that she didn't want babby, we're 38 now and it's definitely not on the table. Having kids always seemed slightly unimaginable to me, since I'm an only child and was not around younger kids or babies almost ever. I never really wanted kids, but used to think it was inevitable and that I'd probably do it eventually if my partner wanted to.

Our life is very good, and we even have a decent amount of friends our age who don't have kids. There's an increasing number that do, of course, and the kids are great but it's also so nice to go home to a quiet house. I do sometimes wonder if I'll wake up in 10 or 15 years and feel like my life lacks meaning (like, will it seem silly to still be spending my free time slow improving at music?), but there's only one way to find out. Also I kinda think not? We're pretty good at appreciating small pleasures (like quiet, conversation, cooking, etc) and I think parenting would be disastrous for our relationship.

I do have one friend who definitely subscribes to the "cool + smart people need to have more kids, to balance out the dumb parents!" philosophy.